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My 14th favourite. Love you ❤️
Feb 20, 2023 12:56 PM
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My 14th favourite. Love you ❤️
mikewicked
Unfortunately lost the photo, but pulled this on a mate who is always losing his phone/wallet
shapr
Our senior VP left the company and ten thousand business cards in his desk. I spent the next month hiding them everywhere in the building.
shapr
It's been six years, I still hear occasional reports of business card discovery.
tippy25
I usually place bottle caps or something small on top of ceiling fans. Usually goes unnoticed for days, weeks, sometimes months.
hellothisispeggy
You must be tall. Knew a guy that was tall enough to see the top of the fridge, he would write the date in the dust.
tinyfootprints
One day I asked, "Hey Siri, where is my iPhone?" and it became unresponsive until I turned it off and back on again.
fennecbutt
Move all of their furniture a centimeter or two in random directions
ironymus
not really a prank for home but for the office. Put a note at the copier saying: "IT Staff upgraded the Copier to be used by voice control"
FluentPenguin
The old “you’ve got a stain there”, pointing at their chest and then a lil nose boop is always my favourite.
xenjamin
U R ASSHOE
90sWereGold
I once signed my brother up for a bunch of free monthly catalogs in the mail addressed to some fake funny name. Didn't tell him for 5 years.
affectatious
Step 1: Have friends
kbuddyartist
My wife texted me once saying, “Come home? I’m sad and lonely and I can’t find my phone.”
demosteness
Tell me you responded “NeitherI!!”
TheCornBanana
I did that to a girl I liked. She didn't get the joke though.
unluckyandbored
I would probably fall for this.
capablecow
I had biz cards with just my name. I would sneak them into my friends bags and wallets. Might be months before they noticed.
brianingram
Flip the bread upside down IN the bag.
A3rdParty
Nahh, rotate each peice of bread by 90 degrees. Create a spiral pattern.
rogerjun0497
Toast the whole loaf then put it back in the bag.
Astramancer
Every other slice.
06cpayne
Upside down?
mrose50
I'm presuming so that the top crust is facing the bottom of the packaging.
7heng
in some culture upside down bread is considered "bad luck" (or something close)
brianingram
Labels and everything are correctly oriented toward the ceiling, the loaf itself is upside-down in the bag.
laughoutloud74
Please wash your hands first.
Gorzine
One time i looked for my phone and it was dark so i used the flash/light on my phone to search for it. Paternity tireness is something else.
ADDGirl
This would work on me. I once panicked that I left my car keys at the grocery store. I was driving my car at the time.
Yupurineutah
I walked to the 711 around the corner for coffee one morning. There was my car. WTF? I had left it there overnight and walked home. 1/
Yupurineutah
Lucky for me my pot connection was the graveyard cashier. He would have called me but he had forgotten my number. 2/2
etcnotect
My car drives without the keys as long as you had them when it started, so my wife has driven off without them before
ADDGirl
My car might do this, panic reactivated!!
OregonFlyer
I did this once with my son, I have never lived it down, did not do it to be funny, was like, dude you forgot your phone and sent a picture
OregonFlyer
of his phone to him then realized what I had done. I am special.
HFlashman
Hello special, I am dad!
OregonFlyer
LOL! My dad did this to me all the time, thank you for the chuckle.
HFlashman
EaNasirIsABastard
My friend got drunk and he and I switched all the furniture in his room and the kitchen thinking he wouldn't remember in the morning. He >
TheSarcasticYack
Once we changed ALL the clocks to different times. Wall clock. Oven clock. Microwave clock.
EaNasirIsABastard
Dude, I would give you respect for my entire life if you routed your internet through a different timezone too.
EaNasirIsABastard
said he could kind of remember but he was very confused when he woke up in the kitchen.
Dragongirl7256
Bring a small kitschy nick nack when you go over and hide it in their home.
Kommadore
We used to hide a small battery powered alarm clock set for 3:00 AM whenever we visited one friend.
theHuskySparrow
Have a bunch of randos call and ask for Larry.
Vergenbuurg
Then have someone call up a little later and say, "Hey, this is Larry. Did anyone leave a message for me?"
theHuskySparrow
TheGreyGryphon
I've legit called my mom when I was young asking where the phone I am calling her on is.
xj4low
I got a magazine subscription for my 2 friends that are brothers in a home rental. It was for Cat Fancy. They are allergic to cats. (1
xj4low
2) When they moved, I updated the address. We kept it going for about 3 years and they still don't know it was us. This was back when coke
xj4low
3) had reward points and you could get magazine subscriptions without having to pay for them.
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
I’m pretty sure you’re referring to the drink… but the drug has also been known to cause people to get things they didn’t actually pay for.
xj4low
Yea, it was a coke rewards program through the manufacturer. Key in codes, get points, cash in points for stuff (subscriptions and crap).
SnapKylePop
I like to pick up books at the thrift store with "fart" in the title and leave them in friends' bookcases.
ADDGirl
How many books like this are there?
SnapKylePop
Who knows. A lot of them are kids books.
Movingsouthwomen
If I had friends, I would do this ?
HisBubbliness
I would do this to my friend, but he carries around two phones, making things a bit more problematic than this prank is intending.
Nikolai5
The amount of times I feel for my phone in my pocket and it panics me to find its not there while I'm holding my phone in my hand.
onecowboytoo
I do that while I have it set up for GPS navigation in the car. Damn it where is my phone.
in9119iwas
I my be a gen X getting old, but at least I didn't develop that dependency.
fredh67
Airport check point - guy repeatedly told to put his phone in the bin "ok, ok ..." ultimately walks up to the scanner with phone in hand.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Wallet. I do this all the time with my wallet. Pull it out early to wait on the cashier, 5-10 seconds later it's time to pay. Try to pull it
NotMyUsualOnlineName
out (again) "Uhhh... oh fuck. Did I forget my wallet?" Yeah, forgot it's already in your hand, dumbass.
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Put my car keys in my jacket pocket once instead of pants pocket, had a big freak out and called USAA, found them as the lockout guy arrived
SeePriceInCart
Reminds me of the one time I told someone over the phone that I couldn't find said phone.
bchbum6
I handed my husband my phone the other day so he could speak to someone and then spent 5 minutes panicking trying to find it.
TheRealFireFrenzy
lost my glasses once, and put on my glasses so i could look for them better
RandAIFlagg
once turned on the dome light in my car at 2pm on a sunny day because it was too dark to find my sunglasses on my face
TheRealFireFrenzy
and i am BLIND AS FUCK without my glasses
GanondorfLink
I've done that, but without the losing them first.
MrBobSaget
did you find them?
TheRealFireFrenzy
yeah eventually
MrBobSaget
thats a relief!
Animorphs
Wife called me on my drive home once, panicked I told her I can’t find my keys (not in my pockets!) … I was driving.
TicoGuy
It hasn't happened in a long time, but I am not proud in the amount of times I have texted somebody that I can't find my phone...
ThedawningofWankershim
I was driving once and patted my front pocket where I always keep my keys and had a panic attack thinking I'd lost them.
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
I leave old TV remotes in my friends' living rooms. You can get them for about 50 cents each at the thrift store.
iamalumberjackandiamok
that's a good one
retailmemedrone
Oh god this reminds me of one of the reasons I fell for my wife. I text her hey I lost my phone can you call it so I can find it. 1/2
retailmemedrone
Her response was perfect. She responded with its in your hand moron.
RalphH
answer: are you dumb? i can not read the message, i have forgotten my phone at your place!
SeePriceInCart
No reason to be mean, they are just trying to be helpful.
Wulph421
Real friends are a little mean to each other
CubeyAlchemist
We always say: "thank god that dickhead's gone" whenever a friend leaves the house. Without fail.
RalphH
And greet them in a similar way!
geekykeycap
Only until they grow up honestly.
ZachariasWolfe
Damn, well my dad's got a good 10 years until he guys the age my grandpa reached. Hope he doesn't grow up in that time.
RalphH
"I hope I will never be a boring old guy!" my grandfather at ~95 (spoiler: he was not)
RalphH
growing up is optional!
Forosnai
1/ I love my best friend, and tell him often. I also told him I was going to knock his teeth so far back he'd need to twerk to chew because
Forosnai
2/ he took the beer I'd just grabbed for myself because he finished his while I was walking to the fridge.
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
You still busy each other chops.
gablestout
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
Bust**
geekykeycap
Not everyone enjoys that sort of relationship. My friends and I stopped that after about 10 years. Around 15 years now.
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geekykeycap
I avoid jokes that disparage myself or others. There's lots of humor that doesn't require that, friend. I'm sorry you apparently disagree.
brokenturtle
Suppose it's better than my favorite prank, rotate the toilet paper roll at people's houses
KillerTofu615
Excellent way to get out of house sitting FOREVER.
munchman495
Then fold the end back over the front so it looks 'normal'...
Jonquepublik
My wife does that all the time. She hangs it backwards
YannC
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CitizenPrime
WAR!!!!!!
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
EaNasirIsABastard
Make them a sandwich and put it in the middle of a bag of sliced bread.
MrGinn
You monster!
R3stAssur3d
Whoa, Whoa! Slow down there satan!
sweetnaivety
My Dad's house has a guest bathroom so it would only affect other guests there
DonjuanV
It was you!!!!!
ProxyPlayerHD
by how much do you rotate it? 180° is evil, but either 90° or 270° would be very impressive
christVoter
Depends on which axis you rotate it
christVoter
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
Clearly, they're rotating on the α axis.
3Davideo
Yeah, even 37 degrees is doable if you just spin it around the axle.
ProxyPlayerHD
true, but in 2/3 cases rotating by 90° or 270° would still require you to destroy/impale the roll
Skoobuh
That's evil and everyone agrees.
ZeOberon
Only if you're correcting their errors right? RIGHT?
Isthe4thtimethecharm
How many marriages have you ended?
Gayforbae
7 and counting.
MuffinProof
bitetheasp
Such brazen terrorism!
LeeeB
lildog21
Mine was/is googly eyes, there are still some on my friends microwave like 5 years later
TakeYouAway
Same. Or the glow in the dark stars ? my MIL's house I leave dozens of pinky-nail-sized pink flamingos
Inarticulated
tattoogigolo
How else would you get the sheets off to wipe?
tzahtman
SavageDrums
You monster.
Imgerruinedimger
Like this?
cjLimgur
Instructions unclear. Burned house down.
callocosplay
powwerbottom
Logion567
kristofersmith10365
TrustMeIAmOnTheInternet
I've done this to a friend while he was on vacation.
pillsburydroboy
For some reason I don't trust you
Atomic2
Honestly, my family has no regard (I do) which way its mounted so I wouldn't even notice.
Sniffmeenob101
Children under 13 in the house orientation of toilet paper is not high on any list.
PandAnomoly
Depends on upbringing too. As someone whose fam is from a 3rd world country I'm just happy we have toilet paper
iamalumberjackandiamok
I think unless you are terminally online, nobody gives a crap about toilet paper orientation, especially since it takes 5 seconds to fix.
PandAnomoly
Dude, my ex and his friends would spend a full 5-10 minutes discussing this... It's a first world topic.