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Jul 1, 2026 1:26 PM
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DSREX
#1 only if you take WA and OR too. We are also sick of this shit.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
#4
DemSumBigAssRidges
#10
innoxiosmors
SandyTentaclez
Hey.. Hey Canada... how about becoming the sexy 28 European member state instead? https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3V1dTQxYnBjY29vbDFpNW5leDNja212cnB3ZDVnZzJ2bTRldm95NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI/200w.webp
nonickname23
ricpaul
#6 https://imgur.com/zgjvSkE
Kopesthetik
When did the US and Canada start arguing?
Niagaran
When your fascist pedo president threatened our sovereignty
Niagaran
#5 fuck all AI. Carney doesn't have time to do that kind of photo shoot because he's so busy cutting social services, gutting the CBC and our space program and so much other shit
IlluminaBlade
#1 California, Oregon, and Washington secede and join the NAU (North American Union) with Canada and Mexico.
Elvirana
#1 Nah, Canada will be one of ours :-) https://www.international.gc.ca/world-monde/international_relations-relations_internationales/eu-ue/index.aspx?lang=eng
Mstrswrd
Canadians didn't burn the Whitehouse, it was German mercenaries and British troops (from the Bahamas), led by a British commander who burned the White House- a response to how the Americans had burned down Canada's Parliament buildings. From the (long ago) study of The War of 1812 that I did, while Canada was a focus, they didn't do as much as one would think. Polandball even made a comic about it, which accurately showed that no one won the war of 1812, we just resumed the status quo afterwards
ExitThroughThePanaderia
If Canada and California joined forces Canada would become a world power.
I fantasized about Canada absorbing Washington, Oregon, and California. Pie in the sky, but a boy can dream.
JackieTreehornProductions
if any state is going to Canada, it's Minnesota thank you very much.
TheVillageGrouch9000
hotaru251
#if not for inability to leave union CA could literally be its own country by wealth.
mikeatike
Its a great day for the world.
GrenithTheSkald
We'll take Minnesota since they're basically Canada-lite, Colorado since they're pretty much just Alberta/B.C.-lite, and you can toss in California if you feel like it. But we'd be willing to negotiate for Louisiana since the Cajuns are descendents of French-Canadians and so are already like distant cousins.
Anyways, thank you for your time. Our Geese will be in touch with your lawyers.
Axiomatic13
#1 Oregon and Washington are above California and would love to join! (I'm in Oregon.)
khora
Remember that the Geneva checklist is due to Canada.
GreyKnightTemplar666
Minnesota should be Canadas 11 Providence before California
BasiliskXVIII
I'm not particularly interested in any of them, honestly. We've got enough right-wing ignorants without needing to import a whole shitload more.
WoodORama
Exactly. We love hockey and poutine. We're first.
Howlingowl
Absolutely! We’ve got loads of maple trees - Canada can have all the sap they can tap if you let us join.
MuttMinder
You what?! Give them back right now!
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
As a Californian I'm fine with having to wait our turn, it will prove that we, too, can be polite.
SOLARvsFACISM
Enough border states would be interested that we should hold a lottery.
LinguisticBitch
Except Maine.
LuveBunny
You can keep Ohio. To be honest, there is no US state Canada would want - well, maybe annex Alaska but a lot of trumpers up there.
ChippinStrata
I'd accept Vermont and new Hampshire
rusty104
thank you kindly
rundll62
Michigan
Resistance1000
President John F. Kennedy said, "Geography has made us neighbours, history has made us friends, economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies."
And Donold tRump Senior has made the U.S. our enemy.
YuffieK
3.45 km
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
but how many washing machines is that???
thedarkcanuck
I believe a Ukrainian recently broke that record with a 4km shot. Fuckin Slava bud
NChomsky
I've been waiting for that jug to get popped since the fucking 90's. People don't know.
hammeronmycalf
Canadians, some of the nicest people in the world...till we are not.
JackieTreehornProductions
unless you're the maple syrup mafia... yeah we know about that.
509tigerfish
then we drop the gloves pull your shirt over your head and go to town - then we hand you over to the geese
awesomeoldguy
USA.. the 4th territory.
DutchBoeremeisie
Downvoting because of the AI-generated TIME cover. Big fan of Canada, though.
Forosnai
#1 Respectfully, no thanks. There's more Trump-voting Republicans in California than there are people in my entire PROVINCE. You can keep them.
lopix
There's more people in California than in ALL of Canada.
cryborg
#1 "We are a handful" - California
psmith00
this is why The Republicans would never accept Canada aas a 51st state. Canada would introduce about as many House Reps as California and they would never accept the Republican policies. they'd be calling for American Universal Health Care, gun control, better social services and support. Canada would become the Bluest state in the country.
BUT, the Republicans would accept Canada as a non-voting American Protectorate so they could control all Canada's resources with no payback.
509tigerfish
Don’t forget our embrace of multiculturalism
azazyel
They could take Western Washington and Oregon too. They can keep West Idaho
khora
#1 *11st
ImAllergicToCatsAndIMustPspsps
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Yellowchopsticks
#9