Beautifulbeard
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Front page! Send lady boobs because the lockdown and the weather is making me really down.
eightbitbrainz
#29 what's their Name please, i.. Saw them on another Page.....
GreenTeaParty
It doesn't get said enough, b/c POC have other more important things to spend their time on (like living): Thank You to the white Allies.
BlizzardWave
semajretrac
Eddie, we're not all like that. Most of us hate there're people out there doing like that! It's like someone else's bratty kids, hopeless.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
#21 I add raisins. It rehydrates them. It's amazing.
trapdoorogre
I add grapes to dry oats. It does nothing.
asm80dfa8sdfj
#15 It's just really truly unacceptable
XenonBunny
So much of this is arethestraightsok material lmao
KainWhisper
Dude. DUDE! WAKE UP! #12. Your mom's dildo is here.
EmanNiemThcin
#14 Admittedly though that is also me shaving
SaraSlaughter
My daughter legit burst in the bathroom holding her tablet while I was stepping out of the shower. Found out a meeting was on-screen ??♀️
beoluves
#14 you close your eyes less with your mouth open. You can close your mouth now
arcanus44
#35 "Alexa, stop timer."
cozynester
#37 I prefer a voicemail over just a random call. You expect to call you back? Fuck off it's obviously a trap
lucidbarrier
#21 Pour the oatmeal into a blender, pulverize it, dump into a bowl. Add some sugar, some cinnamon and water, microwave for 2 minutes. yumms
Marsmallowmancer
Great dump, +1
littlebear64
Hey, this was Nice! Thank you ?? Great Way to Start My Morning!
Thisisnotacleverjoke
#21 how dare you attack @onlyporridge like this?
blaghart
#15my favorite unsolicited facebook message request is from a Trump supporter I put on blast for being racist asking why I had to be so mean
DumbandConfused
#15 On a similar note, my mom planned Thanksgiving dinner this year on a day where my transphobic brother, won't be able to attend, and<
DumbandConfused
>my transphobic uncle wasn't invited. She said "I love my family, but I don't want hateful people attacking you. I want you to feel loved<
DumbandConfused
>and not like you have to hide." I didn't ask her to do that, and I even tried to say it's fine, but she said "I've made up my mind."
jmartkdr
Aww. Good mum.
JohnCougarConcentrationCamp
Nice Dump. Made me smile.
obarey
#14 is one of the shittiest memes I've ever laid my eyes upon. Great dump though.
attofreak
What in the "live, love, laugh", "don't deserve me at my worst", trash manipulative psycho shit is this
purpleday
...a joke?
pashmamasofat
Note that it does not say I'm a fucking bitch *to him.* Just in general.
wellladeedaa
#19 yes...yes I would
TVPro
Meep5000
#40 anybody play fat princess on ps3? That's the good shit
MechKelly
I'll take boobs too if they're being shared.
ITLKSEZ
This one hit me hard.
O11i3
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semajretrac
If it hit you hard you're in the wrong department... 'sposed to hit you soft, warm, and Motorboaty McBoatface!
davebeastly
Made me miss my first dinosaur.
odattkaushik
furriephillips
I can’t believe that all my life I’ve only ever known about 55378008, when there were actually 5318008 to be had!
Nogster
When hexadecimal calculators came out they blew our minds with b0110c5.
FoamingToad
I went from the old Texets to a Casio 451 which did hexa. It was all of the win to be able to do FACC0FF.
onlyforn00ds
I learned 'boobless' first as well. IIRC there was even an equation chain with it as the result.
Kylz88
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WhiteMonkeyLightning
CheddarCheeseSoup
What did I just watch
faab64
Thank you for a great collection, lonely in an apartment during lock down in the gray, rainy and dark Paris, you put smile on my face. ??♥
Beautifulbeard
Aww, thats made my day! Thank you!
faab64
I love you man, these were great. Really mean it.
borlax1
#29 ........... She looks familiar
Glastinbury
Lemme save you some time. Her name is Proxy Paige. If you've been on any porn site, you've seen her. And you've seen her butthole.
helpimaddictedtoimgur
She’s a hidden treasure with a magic butthole. 5/7 would recommend