Middle Earth Dump

Sep 18, 2022 4:17 PM

MustHailSagan

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Memes are never late, nor are they ever early. They arrive precisely when they meme to

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My god…. If there were a Leslie Neilsen cut of LOTR, I would watch the hell out of it.

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If it helps... They got to eat the stew in the books

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#3 buts it's all valid except for those that like episode 9.

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#14 vis a vis the Rankin & Bass / Bakshi films, the Peter Jackson trilogy *are* the remakes

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#27 in the book they finish the coney stew.

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#21 Okay, yeah, but that's literally what happened in the book.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

if they even try to make a LOTR remake I will burn that studio to the ground.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 It already IS a remake, if we're going by that logic.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#1 it's not the fans fault hobbit movies sucked (especially 2 and 3).

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#14 actually it is a remake.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 trueee

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#3 Halo fans discussing their movies:

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#10 is fantastic ?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Moronic. Also shows US liberals aren't liberal.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

#1 Now there's a new "Faramir"... The Rings of Cringe.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

It's so boring so far. I like the actors but I'm still waiting for the story to start.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I think that's Grima.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's not black and white between socialism and capitalism. regulated capitalism can work. all systems carry potential for corruption.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, man, I don't give a shit about black fantasy people or Elrond not being Agent Smith. It's just nice to not have molten gold look wrong.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I'm being totally serious. Cartoon molten metal physics in that second Hobbit movie made me literally too mad to ever see the third.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What was wrong about it

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gold glows reddish orange, like lava, when it's molten. It doesn't look like gold paint.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

some I hadn't seen before, nice

4 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 0

Likewise.

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Samewise.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 Yes except Faramir was the better man and the Hobbit was definitely NOT the better trilogy.

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faramir was not better, both were equally valid. boromir just had a more tragic end, because his moment of weakness happened at a worse time

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Faramir did not succumb to the Ring's temptation, not even for a moment, unlike Boromir who struggled with it until final moments.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even Gandalf and Galadriel were weaker to it, only Samwise Gamgee is of purer heart than Faramir.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I take it you're a LOTR movie guy? Because as someone said below, "the movies did Faramir so dirty."

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The movies did Faramir so dirty though.

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I never really understood the hobbit hate personally

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He put a bunch of filler & way too much CGI. It looks really fake. If he had just stuck to the books & used real actors it would have shined

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There was so much more than just over the top dwarf and Legolas action - the shoe horned female elf and the Alfrid character were awful

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3 movies for a book <1/2 size of Fellowship...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fan be like “about time I kicked that nasty hobbit…”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they're alright and keep my attention but definitely don't have any lines memorized unlike the trilogy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me it was the bad CGI on the orcs in comparison to LOTR and the bad pacing that came from turning 1 short book into 3 long movies

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

There was some sfx makeup but not a lot unfortunately. I missed it too

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also the all the elves felt like a bore to watch fight, they just kinda flipped around like invincible ninjas

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how is that different than legolas in lotr?

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The Hobbit acting was amplified beyond any reason. Legolas was much more toned down in LOTR - he climbed in falling bricks for gods sake

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Because IIRC he usually had one dumbass stunt per movie- and it's a choreography thing. I could never follow what they did.

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#3 After all the rage surrounding the Amazon show, I’ve learned that Tolkien fans are lil‘ bitches too

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Problem is its just bad. They jam so much stuff that spans 3000 years into the same time period. Isildur shouldnt even exist yet.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Galadriel's story still living back before year 300 while Numenor is already in the year 3000+

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm loving it so far. Best thing to do is just be careful which parts of the internet you visit to discuss it.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

The Amazon show completely disregards the source material. So, yeah, if you're a Tolkien fan then it's going to piss you off.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

I'm not a Tolkien fan and I hate it too, the acting is so freaking bad, some parts look really cheap.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not a hardcore fan of LOtR but I've struggled to keep focused during each of the 5 episodes so far. Doesn't Galadriel have magic?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes she does. She is the 2nd most powerful elf in terms of magic.

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Who is the most powerful elf in term of magic?

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Feanor. He died fighting an army of orcs and balrogs alone. He should be dead in the show's time period, but who the fuck knows.

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Also weird that Gil-Galad calls her commander and treats her so badly. She's the eldest and most powerful of his family at the time.

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I still can't even figure out what time period she's supposed to exist in since she was married and had a daughter by year 300.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elrond too is excluded because he's not an "elf Lord", but he is. He's a member of 2 royal elven houses, 2 houses of men and has Maia blood

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Switch it with a Dodge and you still have CARAVANDALF!

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Anyone got the “Mexican standalf” one

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Yeah that’s the one, the one gif…

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The meme that keeps on giving

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, only Minivandalf, Grandslamdalf, and Macho-Mandalf

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Can you share macho-mandalf

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Look I won't sit here and shit on The Hobbit movies for existing but you can't compare them to the LotR trilogy.

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Lindsey Ellis did a couple great episodes breaking down when happened with The Hobbit movies. I highly recommend!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOTR is my favourite, but… Lee Pace tho…

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes you can. People do all the time. You literally did it yourself in that comment.

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They felt very 'standard low budget fantasy film' to me, despite having very high budgets

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They're worth it for Lee Pace as Thranduil.

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If you liked him there you'll love him in Foundation

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Lol

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Lookin at you redhead elf who shouldnt have existed

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That was honestly the least of its problems imo. It was more the general meandering around the plot to fill out the story.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah but she's gorgeous though, so who gives a shit? My belief was suspended, what more do you want in a movie?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

A good story that makes sense. Who gives a shit about eye candy?

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I dislike them mostly because the idea to stretch a small story meant for a younger audience into 3 movies was stupid.

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I agree. I watch movies based on books as fan fics w a budget. Some are better than others but it gives me a chance to enjoy them more.

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After watching all the making-of material it seems the main issue was that they went through the pre-production process for Del Torro but

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when he left the project and Jackson took over they didn’t go through the same level of preparation with Jackson, who was making his own

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

vision of the film so a lot of stuff was thought out on the fly or later on in production where LoTR was Jackson’s movie from the start and

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were far more prepared for filming. There were times when Jackson was just shooting stuff that he would have to find a use for later

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