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Feb 27, 2018 8:26 AM
TheSadGiraffe
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Fp edit send nudes
eazfb
Not sure this is scripted to be honest because of the delay. Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sT5mkpdoeU
wonderbug
is soviet russia, thing you made burn YOU
calippolol
jamie "mmm you know what that icecream needs? 5 LITRES OF OLIVE OIL" oliver
TheAuthentic
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41tNLydtH3L.jpg
Shamorza
- and dad, I'm saying this totally unscripted:
RawrImABear
AH SO YOU'RE A CHEEKY LITTLE CUNT, AREN'T YA?
Sassn54
Yes, yes, but Jamie is closing his restaurants and piling up depts right now in europe
B4Ctom1
@GordonJamesRamsey
IGaveYouDepression
AReallySneakyShoe
laiskamato
*Heston Blumenthal
JaromirAzarov
Vamp13
oh man i wish she would of said "but guy fiery isnt my dad"
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
He’s not a cook much less a chef.
Vamp13
but it would of been infinitely funnier.
theblueberryfarmer
Fumbleskunk
Wankathon
NIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOO
pr0toc0l
"Hello, 911? Id like to report a murder."
Raygboyd333
she learned from the best
EarthAnimalArmy
way to daughter with anti-dad jokes!
Kazpur81S
One of these days she’s gonna been nobbing guys and then cooking them a reallly mean omelet.
rijstewafels
effigyoma
I see he has trained her well. Good show old chap.
debugstatement
Gordon is a quality human who does not suffer ignorance and wasted talent.
sliz420
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=10545342
bzort
Http://psycho.chef.news/gordon-ramsay-suffers-ignorance/wasted_talent.php
arott1994
England got a new archbishop of banterbury
stonekaiju
https://imgur.com/opYMjxa
KinetoPlay
@RepostStatistics
ToastedFreak
Some say he's still burning until today
AlphaIndustrial
The oil. Stops the daughter from burning.
Perkunas687
Now he's OVERCOOKED, you DONKEY!
UgoffTheHungary
But after today he's just smoldering
Sm9yCg
Well, at least he isn't as raw as that chicken.
EvilEmu
Could it still be revived by a skilled veterinarian?
magmadar
love it when kids acquire the sass of their dads/moms , it must be a very proud moment for him.
warick
Yeah, but then they use it against you and you regret it.
magmadar
it´s very humbling to be roasted by kids and often gets you back on your feet "that lil shitter is actually right and im wrong".
ashmenon
"It's very humbling to be roasted by kids" I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you're not Asian.
magmadar
yep jewish caucasian , are asian kiddos worldstar-tier in roasting?
ashmenon
We'll never know. Those of us who roast our parents never live to tell the tale.
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
"Listen here you little shit.."
cfgrs
Your mother birthed your ungracious little bun out of her oven 14 years ago, and you're STILL FUCKING RAW!!!
Twichy
Shet*
ScienceOnImgur
Sauce: https://youtu.be/8I_SfpOMwqQ
albers1345
“My heart....IT’S RAAAW”
Gudhansson
I’d prefer ”Listen here fucko” but this is more Gordon i guess. Thanks for the chuckle
nrvagntsoleatr360
RedForman95
When would he ever say that.
AnotherVote
TheotherotherotherBaldwin
Typical Ol' Musky
IronDogs
I'll use the jumper cables again
SandwichKnight
L
SjyiN
*cunt.
EatingFiftyBagels
Gordon would verbally destroy himself if he called his daughter a cunt.
AnotherVote
coronalmassejection
This is pretty spiffy, what film is this from please?
AnotherVote
cone heads
coronalmassejection
The nineties, what a time to be alive.. Thank you (looks at username..) kind citizen..
Brainlard
Well Ramsay's restaurants were given several stars by the Guide Michelin, his Chelsea venue alone holding three of them. Oliver has none.
jamblewanglebork
Jamie Oliver is more about down to earth family cooking than Michelin star fine dining. Not really a fair comparison.
Draciella
Y'all need Ray mont blanc.
Shewy92
His daughter was making a fucking joke dude.
randomdrifter54
Running good business and being a good chef are not as connected when you no longer cook for them?
ButtMagnet
No they absolutely are.
randomdrifter54
Im not saying it doesn't help but you don't have to be a good cook to run successful resteruants. And vice versa being a good chef does not1
randomdrifter54
Mean you can be a successful restaurant owner. Sure it can help but alot more is needed thanthat
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
I don't think that food critics should have any say in who's cooking is better
YouHaveJustBegunReadingTheUsernameYouHaveJustFinishedReading
Gordan never actually cooks in them though
exguerrero
Dude literally gained a shit ton of weight cause all he did was work in one of his restaurants (one star). Look it up
IdleNarrator
this one went over your head, didn't it?
cntdn
Oliver has done a lot of good for school meals in the UK though.
ellz
Cunt stole my turkey twizzlers
chooseday
Preach!
Brainlard
I'm sure he's done a lot more for the community. He probably also made a lot more money with all those books, shows, merch and restaurants.
Brainlard
But that hasn't anything to do with who's the better chef.
ButtMagnet
Nah he made fun of poor people who buy cheap food by showing it looking all ground up and "gross"
Linhtendo
not cheap food. shit food.
MildlyConcernedTV
Look I know a hotdog is mystery meat that’s gross, but you find me a cheap healthy good alternative when all I have is a microwave, dick
Expiredjelly
But he literally made cheaper, tastier, and healthier food. It was a whole point of one of his shows to be cheaper.
Juuurth
Turkey twizzlers that’s all I’m saying
GeneralPumpkin
While they were unhealthy spirals of questionably sourced meat, salt and fat, ill never forgive him for taking them from us
ReclusiveQueen
I still miss those... best day in school meals ever.
VigorousButtstuff
Sweet f*** all he has not. All he's done is gentrified the f*** out of things to try and make himself feel Superior
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Psssst...it's the internet. You're allowed to say fuck.
VigorousButtstuff
Tell that to my voice to text system. Damn you Samsung. You and your f****** voice-to-text system And your f****** censor
ChaosxNetwork
No I made school meals shite and failed at sorting obesity
redheadfiend
Jamie's Italian is the worst place I ever ate. Rice pudding for risotto. No wonder they are in financial trouble
degenerateace
And Oliver's restaurant in my neighborhood is always dead and every other restaurant is packed.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Haha. In London that fucking restaurant is full and ppl want you to eat fast and go. I hate it. I am a chef. I like taking my time zo enjoy.
codfather12
He recently had to close a few
degenerateace
They are so expensive
Iskyandar
Where is this resto ?
AssBat
No no, not Olive Garden...
steelinsea
Yeah but I can actually get a table at them..... which is nice.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
yeah do you want to eat at a restaurant that nobody else wants to eat at ?
pugofstardock
xedative
It's not like I'm eating other people. I'm eating the food.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
yeah but there is usually a reason why other people don't want to eat somewhere, i atleast never go into a empty restaurant
mulligylan
Ive stumbled upon some gold mines, but its a risky game to go somewhere unpopular
steelinsea
Turkey escalope, the thing is massive and also the cheapest main on the menu. Tasty. Dunno what more you want from me.
19wesley88
olivers restaurants are terrible, food is crap, not worth it at all
scottjaeger
but as has been noted in this thread: so easy to get seated!
FarenDin
Olivier is not really about restaurant food tho. He has said so himseøf. He doesent want to work in one either, home cooked/nature cooked!
19wesley88
then why have a restaurant, especially a restaurant that is terrible, just ruins your brand name
FarenDin
Probably beacuse of some brand contract he shouldnt have signed.