YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
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inB4.. https://i.imgur.com/2gYp4xvh.jpg
Elephants, tigers, snakes and spiders... again, all too easy.
"Show me what you got"
* Edit: Tell me why *
Oct 10, 2017 11:03 AM
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
3991
63
3
inB4.. https://i.imgur.com/2gYp4xvh.jpg
Elephants, tigers, snakes and spiders... again, all too easy.
"Show me what you got"
* Edit: Tell me why *
garghuul
Chihuahuas. I was always fond of the “Yipping doom” concept.
ANomNomA
A sloth. Because sure the world needs to end, but does it have to be today?
nichfra
Obviously the squirrel.
VunillaSoftServe
Honey badgers and swooping magpies
Despereanx
I would put dreaming sharks with freaking laser beams in their heads.
Despereanx
on*
MalcolmTuckerReaction
Puffer fish... Treat them like grenade's
TitaniousAnglesmith
Combat Wombat
TitaniousAnglesmith
Because cwombat
skyhook
The least weasel.
TheDreadLordSithis
Bunnies...
DoctorDoomTootsAsHePleases
mephiston
JimboGreaves
The mosquito.
Catmancer9000
Koi fish that splashes water resulting in a 400' tsunami
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
"Karp?"
Steelwind
Termites full of thermite. They dig in, spread out then spark off.
spiffynidd
Love the alliteration
Reimmop
Pigeons, to poo on coworkers’ cars . . . In force
chacha88
The Badger of course. Don't want to go anywhere with the trusty Franklinator!
Devasor
Tardigrades, because they survive almost anything. Fight your puny wars, I shall conquer what is left!
dmendez199
Orcas
Randomice
Ants. They are everywhere. I'd instantly rule the entire world!
goandneverdarkenmytowelsagain
sticksosteel
And you've got a great villain name already lined up! The Antagonizer!
TheManInTheWall
Pls no....
Iceheart125
Flys. Flies that dribble pure arsenic from their mouths.
eh91
Kangaroo. Have you seen those fuckers?
noitsDan
Mayonnaise
ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp
https://imgur.com/BUpXmRq
noneforgretchenwieners
Quokka. Lure you in to chew you up and spit you out
spuderminpls
Canada geese. You know why.
CoffeeAddeect
Geese.
DocG80
getatme88
They do not need any modifications
Gokotai
The mantis shrimp
ZaphodForgotHisTowel
That crazy bastard is already weaponized!
Gokotai
exactly. you can make it weaponised-er!
1PunMan
Dogs. They're mans best friend. Who better to betray them.
1PunMan
*stabbed in back* You thought it was cat but is doggo. Bamboozled again!
icouldbereadingabook
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
@TitaniousAnglesmith I found your combat wombat
TitaniousAnglesmith
Isn't he beautiful?:'D
CrackedButWhole
Snail. Sure you can out run it, but how long can you run?
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
Interesting, instead of attack you go for defence. +1 just for thinking a little differently.
CrackedButWhole
Just wait until you see my plans to blend the genes of a parakeet with a honey badger.
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
The honey badger wouldn't _need_ weaponised, so you'd get a vicious furry cunt who rips you apart while squawking "Who's a pretty boy?"
Mxlespxles
Ok, now THAT'S what I call terrifying.
hackller
giraffe! cos they can see the enemy first!
jyhwkntx
noitsDan
Easy target for snipers though.
hackller
but thin, so not so easy a target!
noitsDan
Their heads are always high above the action. Easy target, about the size of a large child's torso.
hackller
but what enemy would shoot a poor defenseless animal? even if it was armed with the latest armament!
noitsDan
Tell the Chinese that their horns give them boners. Poachers will have them extinct in a fortnight.