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Jun 22, 2026 5:10 AM
HorrorMango
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Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZ2nWSExOAW/
Racealistic
Damn those 🍞 looked amazing
LankyBastard
What's the difference between a well dressed tricycle, and a poorly dressed bicycle?
Attire!
contextisimportant
Can I get what they are working on?
TheWeebleWobler
I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He used a dotted line. Caught every other fish.
COOLGUY68
I really love hopscotch but when it’s in my driveway? That’s where I draw the line.
icstuff2
Nice
GravyEducation
My fuckin man at the end doing the dumb "let me explain the joke" thing... groan escalates to seven thousand
MektaSatakOz
What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
Theactualmismo
The guy make the two tired joke sure sounds like he is too tired.
SuperfluousMeh
I watch it twice, once for the jokes and the second time for the lovely pastry. Yum.
MoistGarbage
Two snowmen are standing next to each other, one looks to the other and says hey do you smell carrots?
bottledham
Guess what!
bottledham
Chicken butt!
stronomer
What's the most important aspect of comed–
GravyEducation
INTERRUPTING COW
stronomer
TIMING!
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
What do you call a leper in a bath?
Porridge
kiwi71
MCpeepantz
#1 laying it on thick!
LegosBearsAndSex
The way God intended
blueipDriver
Careful, man. Those apple friters were double glazed. There are not meant for human consumption
thepicklebucket
Do your fritters come with full release?
arumunus
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff..
Ba-dum, tsh.
TkMacintosh
God, I love Dad Jokes...I'm such a Faux-Pa....
BishlamekGurpgork
My favorite is always "What's red and smells like blue plaint?
Red paint."
HunglikeaHamster
What's yellow that you can walk on ?
HunglikeaHamster
a chick..
GravyEducation
What's brown and sticky
langri
A stick
GravyEducation
I would've also accepted gravy :)
Addmagnet
I see beards, but no beard snoods :(
HunglikeaHamster
You're really bad at dad jokes, aren't you?
thebbqnut
last dude had one, but yeah
JohnnyFiveAces
MusicPenguin
So many beards in that food production line.
quasisentience
A joke only becomes a dad joke once it's fully groan
TheMentallyillist
You know it is a dad joke when it becomes apparent.
vidmagnuson
But it starts to be one once it's apparent.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Dads are professional sighs-mologists.
GravyEducation
I give em 5 "DAD STOP"s out of 5
Perfzilla
the two tired joke is my goto when asked to deliver a joke
Fingerbob73
I wheelie have no idea.
GravyEducation
I'll always remember one cuz my uncle used to give us joke books and he always reminds us of the time we told him this one. Two blondes (wait we shouldn't be doing blondes are dumb jokes anymore, it's 2026) two Republicans are walking on different sides of the river. One shouts over to the other, "hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?" Second one says "Dude you ARE on the other side of the river!" Ba dum tss
TeddyMoment
Why wouldn't the paper airplane fly?
TeddyMoment
It was stationary
GravyEducation
How many imgurians does it take to screw in a light bulb? I haven't thought of a punchline yet cuz I'm busy browsing right now
Grimmrog
Non, they funraise someone to do so
GravyEducation
You should make a post about that, it would get so many upvotes. Tag me!
EMHPicardo
BenderRodriguezz
Ain't nobody gonna rain on his parade.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Aint nothing gonna break his stride
ChelVanin
Amazing camera zooming in time to the laughter.
RidiculouslyIncompetent
https://dadlaughbutton.com/
dripstone
I think I added 10 clicks to that link...
Pats0r
I always forget which dad joke is being told here
0570
I think it was "whats the difference between a cheerleader and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"
warpfactor1
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb
You can unscrew a lightbulb
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
Pretty sure it was a light bulb joke but don't remember what version.
GravyEducation
Hang on I'll screw it in
OrkenMork
Why are dad jokes called "dad jokes? Because they're apparent!...
reichstein
If you tell a dad joke when you aren't actually a dad, you just committed a faux pa.
Leaveittojebus
meigea11
Or... Full groan
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
When does a joke become a dead joke? When it becomes apparent!
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
*dad
GravyEducation
No that's the dissecting the frog one. Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You learn a lot but the frog's dead
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
"You see this is funny because..."
GravyEducation
That's why I loved Johnny Two Tires at the end cuz he did the "get it?" All that was missing was he didn't have a tie to loosen and then say "tough crowd"
theshinobi23
Think they were attempting to correct the wording of the first comment, and accidentally put dead instead of dad. Either way, though, they fucked it up.
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
This. FML
GravyEducation
All I know is my father's day is ruined! Wait its Monday now. My day after father's day is RUINED
theshinobi23
I always hope to ruin my father's day, since he's a Trump-worshipping MAGAt, but I don't see how this comment chain could accomplish that...