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(Edit) how the hell did I get to the front page, anyway send puppers and Doggos. Idc for nudes
PartyCrasher101
Any number that starts with 888 or 866 is not fooling anybody
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
#46, what? #50 but when i do it to other people i get arrested
that1guyoverthere
#14 evevery time i talk about Game of Thrones. ps. Finish the series Martin!
JuiceMakesGoodSoap
Damn, #20 had a nice cocktus
MnightShariaLaw
BreenW
#5 Well its memorable for at least the one having the most fun.
Ionlycommentfinggold
#47 My man
maxstout808
#1 Making Fun of Ded Meme #2 Ded Meme
AtNifty
I keep seeing the "shaving tip" one, and I feel the need to warn sugar+vag=yeast infection. Don't fuckin do that in the bath.
MadAsAFrickenHatter
#11 is my favorite. I live in Seattle and I listen to that radio station. Some are so awkward and uncomfortable I have to change the station
XeononSolomon
Yall ever see that dolphin bj video.
Thristen
I'm almost afraid to ask.
ISpeakTheTrueTrue
I see you
Pffrz
Actually I got all of these off of Imgur. So I stole from others who stole from 9gag, what does that make me. Probably still a thief
SLPsRockTheABCs
I always heard it as “if you can’t blind them with brilliance, baffle them with with bullshit.”
attofreak
#21 more like...Vincent wang hoe
LupusIgnis
#5 Now I wonder what the DIN/ISO standard is for soap bubbles in the industry.
Racefacexc
OP, If you got rid of the duplicates, you wouldn't need to dump these shitty memes to make room.
Ckris22
If a man you were leading in all evening bcs of gigles and free drinks wants your number.
Bambi577
I thought defibrillators stopped hearts to reset the rhythm?
deiz
Maybe baby does exist in Germany !
clamdriver
#1 Grave diggers on acid.
bigdaddyfatpants
TerrynSNS
Lol
astronomyisfun
The “rejection hotline” seems like it would just be used by cunts. I listened to it and it’s just rude.
AceOfShovels
My first hint that I'm being given any of those numbers is an unfamiliar area code.
Pffrz
I tried it aswell, it's an old one so maybe it doesnt exist anymore.. Sadly
spidercop
"Oh, yeah.. my number is 1-888.." really?
cavymeister
Nor does John Cena..
AliceMudgarden
just send bobs
Baughr
I think that medical condition is called "drunk"
ipoopdogpoop
count choculitus
TheRealPascha
#50 yeah but why do we all do it
Root0syntax7
Your memes make you sound fat... am I right?
JoshuaRowand
#20 if you're brave enough...
LetsplayJustthetip
This Dump was fucked with essential nutrients
stressedesserts
#42 looks like a good ol bag of golf tees to me
PeebRow
Kinda remind me of those small tissue wrapped firecrackers that you throw hard at surfaces and they go *bang*, but white & with a tail.
naddiec
Can anyone tell me what they actually are?
AmoebaHewdraw
Noisemaker Pop-its. Throw them on the ground and they make a loud snapping noise. They usually have a lot more sawdust in the packaging.
naddiec
Ahhhhhh. Thank you
itsPixie
#14 Me with MCU right now.
DontTazeMeBrah
Iron Man gonna die in IFW
DoublevBomb
I just finished The Punisher. I guess it's a true spinoff if Claire Temple doesn't appear even once in it.
itsPixie
I haven't even stepped foot into the TV shows. There's just so much. I'm going to watch Ragnarok tonight.
totallycooldude
She wasn't in Jessica jones season 2 either. Probably preoccupied with the fallout from the defenders still.
DoublevBomb
Probably, yeah. Castle isn't one of The Defenders anyway, so it makes sense he'd be more distant from recurring cast once his show starts.
totallycooldude
True. I feel like that gave his show a lot more freedom then the others. Like all iron fist was was a prequel for defenders but 1/2
totallycooldude
Didn't have that issue so they could actually focus on making a good show. 2/2
ultimate0
#10
MikeReese9
No...they all taste pretty much the same. FANTASTIC
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Pffrz
I do prefer tits over ass, but it's either big tits or no tits. No middle ground.
attofreak
I will send that to my gf, thanks!
Vithgaafvol
Flat chests may be delicious. But fat asses are juicy as fuck!
yoshiko3
Reminder that F/SN Ilya is 18, but Prisma Ilya is 14. Know the difference, it may save your life!
DuckStampede
Small tits and big ass is best body type
Moholmarn
It's not the size it's the boob.
salandria
ultimate0
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Butts over boobs and day of the week.
PathologicalLier
i like my women like i like my forests. faces.
moonshadowkati
That's flat too, what else do you like?
PunishedEdge
Flat bread