When you've just been sewing and you happen to notice the man you were supposed to assassinate standing outside the window

Dec 12, 2016 2:14 AM

SeratedScrotum

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You could say he has pinpoint accuracy

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Wtf even are monks all they do is fuck shit up and look awesome

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wasn't this a secret chinese assasin technique at one point?

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Don't you remember the first rule of secret chinese assasin club? Fuck sake

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I like the episode of An Idiot Abroad where Karl Pilkington does this.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And lobs it into the cameramans arm

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That was gonna be my point

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On point Phife? All the time Tip.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I liked it better when Karl hit the cameraman.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Point taken.

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Neat! +1

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Neatlepoint

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The Cubs should sign this guy

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Get to the point!

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I guess you can say he has... pin point accuracy.

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+1 for the title.

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The Yankees just offered him $100 mil over 4 yrs

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Only one piece plate glass?

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I could do that (if the needle was a bullet and my arm was a gun)

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Just watched a post that claimed to be the most epic. This by far beats rock paper scissors.

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He could throw it so fast, kill someone, and then pin it on someone else.

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MLB clubs fear him. He the man that cannot be bought

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Improvised weapon -4 on attack role, 1d2+strength damage

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Now show me a needle throwing a plate of glass through a monk.

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I see you play Hitman too

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An idiot aboard did this season one China (possible first episode.) he stuck the needle in the camera mans arm!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am going to watch that right now, lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Level 20 Monk of the Open Hand

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Will it go thru a bank tellers window glass?

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"I want to throw a needle through plate glass" and the next 20 years is history?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, well. I once got up off of the couch in one go. And I didn't eleven make that heaving straining noise.

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I've seen Stranger Things.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No need to show off

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And you only made one typo!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I once commented without any splling errors or auto corsets.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Only once?

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God damn auto carrot!!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

dr faggot

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Nah, it's just thin glass

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Buddhism!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

whichez!? WHERE!?!?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's actually called "Ki"

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If you have enough of it you can go super sayan

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But... That's heresy!

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Also, the worst segment Mythbusters ever did

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They should have at least used a knife thrower or something. Getting a Needle to hit point on is really hard.

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I wanted them to shoot it out of an air cannon so it would fly straight, since that's VERY OBVIOUSLY part of the monks' technique.But no >:|

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I love LOVE the mythbusters, but that one hurt to watch. "Let's just have a baseball player throw it really hard! regardless of technique!!"

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was thinking they should shoot it out of an air cannon so it'd actually fly straight. The baseball player's tries were embarrassing.

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Yup.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Quite a few of their shows were entertainment with very loose definitions of science.... VERY loose.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

A lot of it is just doing things they saw on TV

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I'm not trying to disrespect the mythbusters. They never tried to define 'science'. In most of their segments they really thoroughly tested.

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"Remember, the only difference between science and screwing around is writing everything down!"

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Guess he likes to get his point across

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Hey yoooooooo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes?

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You can't see his face but I bet he's haberdashing

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Like the outer me wants to say fuck off but the inner me is saying that you've got a sharp wit.

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v

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A rare actual laugh out loud from me

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And he did sew well too.

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Well played

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really threaded the Needle with that one. +1

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