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Mar 1, 2024 11:01 PM
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CitizenK9
Nice
Alfadorfox
#29 shit some damn
ziggystardust7
#14 Yes the nuclear fireball at Hiroshima went out after a minute and things went right back to normal
LordOfThePenguin
#23 okay this looks cursed, but real talk- one of the things I learned from the Mexican side of my family is that putting leftover pasta in tortillas the next day fucking slaps… hell, any starchy food that is bound in sauce is great reheated and wrapped in a tortilla. Literally made dirty rice tacos this afternoon and that shit was fire.
weidermeijer
#14 I DOUBT it got back to normal soon after.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
#6
SpaceCoyote300
skippieelove
#3 as a child of an absent father to whom my mother had fight for a divorce from…..HA!
Baskaa
#14 Too soon.
Strangedays2026
#4 that there is a solid response. I'm fucking tired of hearing you have to be able to be happy with/by yourself. I'm good with myself anymore. I want to start a family.
gummyloaf
#10 this is certainly a kind of advice you’d expect from footfucker98
takingupspace
#13 I guess there's a reason frog legs taste like chicken
DarkSock
It's because they are made of meat.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
#25 obvious plant logo in the corner. Don't be fooled into moving to Florida. This is how they get you.
ididntwannadothis
#23 by GERD and gastritis combined, I am Captain Hospital! Go tomato based food! I rinse my ravioli in the sink :(
lovehandlesmessiah
#11 Welcome to YOINK! The reality show where we put pickpockets into the most dangerous situations and see if they survive either both hands intact.
KaminoNeko
#26 Nice username/content matchup.
EroticZombiePants
#12 Mosquitos are pretty good at making you aware they are nearby by themselves.
SneakySneakySir
#18 it is, in fact, stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop
mmmnmmmnmmm
#9 my wife is smart, funny, beautiful, and gullible to anything I deliver in a confident tone. This is a home run.
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
#2 probably same guy who saw Milk and said “wait, let it sit there till it changes I bet it’s delicious”
DarkSock
Or his cousin, who said "you three hold that cow down for a minute, I'm going to try something…"
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
Hahahah omg
ATGoogles
A+ dump. No notes.
KMakyra
No notes?
DarkSock
DEEZ NOTES!!!
ikeseff
Would you say 5/7?
nothingelsetodo
14/10
BubbaWunk
^ golden era, it was
pinkmilkyway
Doctor: Well it seems you have an octopus inside yer rectum
Patient: Wow! that’s the eleventh one this year
Doctor: Alrighty then, we took it out. we’ll see you tomorrow
JaromirAzarov
#2: Apparently some Finnish people about 5000 years ago made ice skates from animal bones.
lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
#14
Alfadorfox
doubt very strongly that it cooled down that much in only the first minute
crypresthesia
According to Britannica: Ice skating probably developed in Scandinavia as early as 1000 BCE, the first skates being made from shank or rib bones of elk, oxen, reindeer, and other animals. Also on a related not inline skates are older than regular skates and the US and their inventor wore them to social engagements as an advertisement his inventions and the Museum of Mechanics despite the lack of brake and ability to curve. (Which once lead to him breaking a mirror and the violin he was playing)
SubTrout
#21 So like, a dagger? A dirk? Tanto?
dragonsscorn
#1 Belgium: ah fuck, Moon Moon's back
somnif
Now I'm curious, is the pup in the Maan Maan region, or the Lune Lune region...
aloharamada
Neither, he's in the much smaller Mond Mond region.
bril350
The dread wolf
PileOfWalthers
#28 yeah they don’t sell tires at Auto Zone.
DarkSock
"Ma'am this is a Wendy’s..."
ReginaldFancyPants
I bet yer fun at parties
mygogglestheydonothing
You can still say that there!
GravyEducation
So it's a vet clinic?
PileOfWalthers
What
GravyEducation
There were two things mentioned, tires and pussy, if they can't get tires they must be here for their pussy
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
That would be straight up catnapping.
KaptainObveeus
He said "So it's a vet clinic?"
weidermeijer
#21 Sweet Jesus! That’s as long as his body! How does the little guy swim rather than going dagger-first into the bottom?
DarkSock
That's what they say when I try to swim at the nude beach…
subterraneanphoenix
He's not an octopus!
BrockEffingSamson
ijustregistered
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
SilicaGelPacket
All y'all dumbass gatekeepers thinkin there's some Platonic ideal definition of this shit. Diogenes needs to come over waving around a clay tablet wit a dick drawn on it, "behold, a meme!"
TheMrrigan
Linguist here: the definition of meme has evolved.
Heisanevilgenius
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
DarkSock
Now there's a cunning linguist...
Chewbaccacabra
These seems to be an out of date meme
RevRagnarok
Xitter, pronounced "Shitter."
Burglarsonarceny85
teamnice
Solid and smooth: a dump masterpiece
DarkSock
Solid and smooth, like that AutoZone chick's pussy.