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Park in Vocklabruck, Austria
The Blue Carpet, Newcastle, England
this just looks like a good way to lose your keys
Paprocany Lake Shore Development
Massachusetts
Benches by Alleswirdgut Architektur, Luxembourg
Whale Tail Bench
Pencil Bench, Kiev
[keyboard spotting]Spotted on imgur
Typewriter Bench
Off-ground, Copenhagen
The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe book bench, London
Custom Curve Seats, University of Sydney
Seats in the Shape of Tulips
El Poeta Bench by Alfredo Haberli
Kansas City Public Library Stairs
Benches with Big Hats, Marseille, France
The State of the Pulse at Rest, International Garden Show, Hamburg
New York
Mexico City
Grass Bench
Buttmunches, San Francisco, CA
NotSoAngryGuy
Just another hole in the wall #5
BigTentSjoberg
And nothing has been vandalised thats the most amazing part
ijustimguredonyourface
#8 is the typewriter bench from oakton community college, my school! Cool but dunno why I feel famous now
katanapy
Grandma was on the last one
DruidX
The 'Book' bench is part of a series that was done to raise money for the National Literacy Trust.
goletabeachboy
I grew up around where that whale tail bench is located. Most uncomfortable seat I've ever dicked around on while listening to Moby.
swinglinered
ic wat
spitfires2000
The Tulip Seats are from... (where else?)... The Netherlands!
Imightbeacrazybirdlady
The whale tale bench is outside of a restaurant called the whale tail in Santa Barbara California =)
Yink059
too bad it closed down :( used to love that place
KillerTofu615
Grass one, all I could think is how much that would make me itch.
Thefallenhorde
There's grass directly under the bench. It completely voids the purpose of a bench
EYBAYBAY
Grass bench? Might as well lay down on the grass.
hannahface
Exactly!
SEALTeamRicks
Don't forget to mow the bench.
jaymiz
lol. buttmunches
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Yarnbombing is an amazing thing.
swinglinered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRKjZ6dPGmg
Picaso117
Hey I'm Newcastle England! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
pLAntgeek19
As a Landscape Architecture student. This excites me
RappingEdgarAllanPoe
"the cake maker of Kiev would Woop all y'all asses"
buddhasdelight
It is Vöcklabruck.... Ö, the mighty Ö! :D
ImADonut
*gasp*
filedunderHforToy
But he put "VB" on the frontpage! Vöcklabruck was never this famous before!
allthenamesaregone
All very cool, but some asshat would vandalise each and every one of these if they were here. :/
StandingIncrediblyStill
I could imagine opening the tulip and finding true horror.
Moipouf
True. Someone tagged the last yarn bombed benches so we went and matched paint to the yarn and sprayed right over it.
showmethemorty
#3 - 10/10 would lose keys
BulletsForBreakfastTacksForSnacks
+1 for KC library. That was the view from my apt window *sigh
politelyinsulting
It's so beautiful! Extremely envious from my little library that serves fewer than 1000 people...
megsauceboss
Hey same here!!!
Aad0italian
Go kc! I live there!
MadMupp
Your apartment was really low to the ground :P
BulletsForBreakfastTacksForSnacks
Library lofts. 5th floor
TheyCallMeBuns
Honestly surprised to see anything from KC that isn't related to slow cooked meats. You go KC!
ImADonut
was?
BulletsForBreakfastTacksForSnacks
Caught a family. Moved to burbs
MadEyeMoodyBooty
Where in kc is it??
MollyHooper
14 W. 10th Street.
MadEyeMoodyBooty
Oh okay, cool. Financial district? Don't really go to that area much. I'll have to check it out!
BulletsForBreakfastTacksForSnacks
10th and Baltimore ave
ImHereToRescueYouImWithBenKenobi
Imagine my reaction today when I saw this WHILE sitting inside this very library. Go KC!
Iamacuddlemonster
Somewhere near all of these objects is a "No Skateboarding" sign.
cunninlinguist
good :)
Superchief86
Hey I can contribute! Eyeball seats in Seattle;
That's my silly head, about 5 years ago.
ImADonut
Sleepy eyeballs!
11a11a2b
These all look pretty uncomfortable, don't they?
swinglinered
hammocks look ok
OfficalTaco
Nice! All I could think about on this one was, "Bacon!!"
SomeWeirdGuyOnTheInternet
#12 You can't fool me. http://imgur.com/Glm0Sly
Sheldonian
The one in Mexico is part of a collection made by different artists, you can find them in Reforma av.
Sheldonian
But there's only some of the original collection, because some of them didn't last as long, and some of them weren't as practical
eclecsys
Dame cocos
Rin007
Denmark and Sweden are also pretty good at making places to sit on.
Scusername
Never have I been more excited about placing my bum on things.
Bystandr
Imagine the world your missing having no horizon ! (lol)
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walkingtallmachinegunman
Holy shit, I now hate you for reminding me Tom Green used to be a thing
JupiterJedi
You can put your two lips on those tulips
Vercci
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZJKTotZy3g
vanella
I have, I'd love to place mine on Michael Fassbenders face
chimchim666
Awesome.
WuhBuhLuhBuhDBZ
http://i.makeagif.com/media/5-21-2016/ee2qAV.gif *mrw I see all other forms of seating arrangements*
fireeternal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHKiGl02NmU
JonniUtah
Oh there are definitely bums on them, aka homeless people...
Scusername
Yeah but I don't own any of those.
Boondangle40
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips....
ILoveTomHiddleston
Uuuuuuuh i am over and over exited to place my bum on my mans dick
Leadfoot
I would get kicked out of the NY one for spinning...
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
As a landscape architect, I approve.
Scusername
You approve of my bum? That's nice of you, thanks.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Bums are a vital measuring intrument when it comes to determining the cosiness of things.
jackbinimbul
As someone in to kink; have I got multiple surprises for you!
AccioCatGIFs
You haven't seen OP's mother yet...
bendoslays
Like dick.
shyblackbird
Never?
KnowerOfNothing
That's what your mom said last night. (The set up was too good, sorry, man.)
RonaldBilliusWeasley
KnowerOfNothing
Scusername
My mum did mention sitting on a screw yesterday. That makes much more sense. (I don't know I'm awful at this)
KnowerOfNothing
Everything's a... (you know the rest)
ghostanom
...burrito if you're hungry enough!
malbec
Research a guy named Tom Greene
commitmentproof
@OP mom's dick
pookieeatworld
OP truly set the benchmark for good posting.
DevonGronka
I've sat on the sydney ones. They are super comfortable.
highteck9
That pencil one looks like it Hurts to sit on though.
NinjaBeans
Scusername
This was the perfect response. I'm so glad the Internet exists.
drone7
rbudrick
Lies upon lies.
OlafJS
I do not belive you
SpoilFlunk
Really? Well I'm always excited to place my bum on "things" if you know what I mean lol
HelpfulHomo
this must be how cats feel
JennaTools
Liar
VBong
Really, nothing from montreal?
VBong
http://assets.inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2012/09/ContemPLAY-McGill-1.jpg
VBong
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL_gMo4UwAAYmTY.jpg
VBong
http://cdn.mtlblog.com/uploads/2014/06/img_4823.jpg
VBong
http://cdn.mtlblog.com/uploads/2015/07/11249053_1632044847079404_958428772_n.jpg
ImADonut
One day...i will go there, take pictures of benches, post it here and tag you! :)
Quewen
Newcastle! My home cities 'Blue' carpet. I swear it was actually blue once....
purplechemist
Not a Geordie, but have lived there for 13 years now; proud to consider it my home :-)
pankopan
Out of everywhere I've lived, It's got the most variety and I love that
SHG28
Geordie imgurian reporting in! I've never seen those benches before, are they near monument?
narnykeep
I'm also a geordie....called Sian....I'm scared.
ElGrandeBanana
They are on the square with the Laing art gallery. While you're there don't forget to check out the anti-heroin lighting in the corridors 1/
ElGrandeBanana
up the spiral staircase. Show's ya how classy and trashy Newcastle can be at the same time, at the same place.
SHG28
Oh the one near premier inn? Thanks man, will check it out when I'm next in town, tomorrow
adoyoor
Indeed it is was sir. Many moons ago when we were all bairns
MarkThreeGaming
I specifically check the comments for fellow Geordies. I was happy to find some.
Picaso117
Geordie Imgurian declaring himself among the ranks!
pankopan
Ahh! I'm from Newcastle too!
princessmoomin
yay, geordie imgurians. I live super near those benches. Its weird that most people have not noticed them here.
lmfaoismyusername
These are all awesome, in Chicago we just have dumb fucken cows, a giant bean and some legs.
GoldenGreek10
That typewriter bench is at Oakton Community College in Des Plaines! Source is I took Chemistry there last summer.
Thesinlesssinner
When I went there as a little kid I loved your cows. I took so many pictures of them!
acuteavocado7
in las vegas we just have hookers and muggers with broken bottles
TrickseyHobbitses
I just Googled all of these, oh yes you do
amoebasUNITE
Now wait a minute, we have Picasso sculptures, and a giant fucking eyeball, and Crown fountain. We're just not as hip, it seems
spudcosmic
What about those two big face projector fountains that you can wade around in?
amoebasUNITE
That's Crown Fountain, but it and Cloud Gate (the "bean"), aren't even the crown jewels of Millennium Park. The walking paths are outstandin
Triatticus
I recently visited there and had a day to walk, I walked all over Millennium park...it is outstanding!
Scusername
In Adelaide we have some trash pigs and a big pair of balls.
odin21
Where in new York is that? I want to put my bum on it
pookieeatworld
It's in my pants.