Aug 3, 2022 8:44 AM
Ehybothername
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LokJok
This is nonsense...exactly the content I wish to see on imgur. +1
Skr121
That belly dances better than I do.
TheRutabagaUprising
Gotta make fun while preggo
tcpolecat7
Carl? Is that you? (looks like Carl from Jimmy Neutron to me...)
Fips
VanillaJester
ew
Arcian
"How bored were you in lockdown?" summed up in one image.
WeirdandOdd
kindergardencop
Is the parental leave really worth it?
Peachcappuccino
The new Minions movie looks great
Thorketil
Facial pregnancy
cryborg
Shadowhawk000095
SanshinDojo
PigNewtons
who did the dub?
Username62611
How does he get his hat to stay up like that?!
tanebot
Arms.
badgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom
https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
Drimilidrimdrim
youareagreatguybut
This will be great to embarrass that child in front of his/her friends in fifteen years.
BeardedWonder82
v
DeathIsNotMyPath
My wife didn't have that humor when she was pregnant.
harryht
Ah Fatov, the most elegent of the winter olympic pins
ComoSeIguana
Hey look! It's Kenny McCormick's face!
TCGView
Rockin that Too Short music.
AsAHistorian
Imagine finding out that your mom had forced you to participate in this ?
gateguardian91
Is this the new minions movie?
4t0m1c4
pregante!
wegotsnacksnow
Is there a possibly that i’m pegrent?
YesmynameisGreg
Am I gregnant?
PineappleLoopsBroether
Could I be pregyunaaaate? am I pegnit (heeeeelpp) 28 plus 2 weeks.... pregunananananana ate...
Cabreza
Pregnant or Chipotle?
DALLASLAVOWNER
that belly is partially gas so more likely taco bell
DryAgedPopsicle
Food Baby
blackmetalcoyote
Yes.
Bigblackdick69
anotherIngloriousHandle
or beer
somnialunatica5772
chipotle obviously
Dashpot
What if Aristotle and Chipotle were both pronounced the opposite ways? Aristotle, Chipotle. Chipotle, Aristotle.
terajack2048
Mind blown
Toecutteris
Why not both?
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Outie belly button so pregnant
LooseyGooseyBrett
Either way, shitting will be involved
shankelstoff
Pregnant?! In this economy?!
Grybush
I have twins due this week...
Congratulations :D and the best of luck to you!
majorcovert
I know right. And here my dumbass is about to have my 3rd
aloharamada
Is it true that your brain kinda blocks the memory of the pain caused by childbirth to trick your into having more? Is that a myth?
Yes, adrenaline and endorphins push a mother through the process. And then oxytocin basically makes you forget most of it when it's done.
But as a father I'm a nervous wreck the whole time.
Oh, I thought you were a lady and could give a first hand account, but I'm gonna assume you discussed this with the mom and she concurs..?
makeSX
Dude, I'm about to have my fourth (well in december, but still), I wanted a new car, but my wife wanted a fourth kid, so here we are.
I'm about 3 weeks out and got terminated last week.
I'm not sure if this is about abortion, work interview, reality TV or that you are a ghost after getting killed by a robot from the future?
I'm about 3 weeks out. Got terminated last week.
Abortion is dangerously close to becoming a luxury only the rich can afford...so, yes?
Thatknifeguy
?✂️
Onsvaltti
If you are having trouble getting pregnant, and have a high risk of losing the baby, is it wiser to give up? ??
That's a decision everyone has to make for themselves, it's incredibly demanding, emotionally and physically, to keep going >
But some people are willing to go through hell to have children on their own, miscarriages, costly ivf and all. Only unwise if it'd kill you
LP19
Step 1: Be tall. Step 2: Pregnant (Beerbelly in case of no vagina). Step 3: Welcome to Imgur you beautiful creature.
rhettrow
glad you are inclusive.
dinosaursarebadass
I just sent this to my pregnant friend. Let's see what she says. ??
VodkaReindeer
Even if you don't have a vagina you can still get preggo if you do some oral and then get stabbed just right. You just need a womb.
taralanth
... ill have whatever hes on. Sounds like it messes u up pretty good.
FrenchTheLlama2
There was a story about someone who swallowed cum and gor stabbed and the cum hitched a ride into their womb from their stomach.
And that's just what it was. A story. Stomach acid would kill sperm on contact.
Oh I know I was just explaining, comment sounded like they were confused
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Women are allowed to have beer bellies too, you derelict.
Thesaya
Step 2½ be a bellydancer. And she's pregnant, beer bellies doesn't get belly buttons that double as noses.
MechanicalRomance
*theyre pregnant. We dont know.
True.
TheRimOfTheSky
They seem to be openly presenting as female. Assuming someone's gender is not offensive. Purposefully misidentifying them is.
One, im just joshing around, two, what the fuck are they doing to present as female?
Assuming someone's gender is a very natural thing in a social interaction. Every time you talk to someone you assume their gender.
I agree, but this particualr example really seems to be stripped of gender signifiers.
LeftRightThere
tuxedobob
My wife always liked this part.
mippijRunner
This is exactly what’s happening to me right now. Baby won’t stop flipping!! The novelty has worn off lol it’s annoying now
oifaen
Imagine the opposite
What’s that! A baby that doesn’t flip? That would be great my first was not nearly this active in the womb. Very much out but let me sleep
Zmokahontas
Ohhh! Maybe the baby is having a dance battle!
So it’s a challenge huh?!
Deathpunkin
have you talked about twins?
Ilvie
Same, but with twins, I don't get to sleep more than 45 minutes at a time, exhausted and in agony...
Oh man I’m sorry I can’t even imagine!! I’m not sleeping well either and it’s just one.
rangermcfadden
Getting kicked/punched in 8 places at once.
AstronautChicken
I am having flashbacks of my kid's tiny butt just pressing against my ribs. It's like having a stitch in your side for eternity.
Ps. I would push her away and her little butt would float right back.
EatsBees
mine would shove a foot right under my ribs. and get hiccups at 2am that lasted for an hour. EVERY. DAY.
HICCUPS ARE NOT CUTE TO ME ANYMORE.
Also, she is 8 and still wants to be butt up against me 24/7. I am CURRENTLY stuffed into the couch corner.
mine is very much a mamas baby, even now as a teen. still likes to cuddle
LokJok
This is nonsense...exactly the content I wish to see on imgur. +1
Skr121
That belly dances better than I do.
TheRutabagaUprising
Gotta make fun while preggo
tcpolecat7
Carl? Is that you? (looks like Carl from Jimmy Neutron to me...)
Fips
VanillaJester
ew
Arcian
"How bored were you in lockdown?" summed up in one image.
WeirdandOdd
kindergardencop
Is the parental leave really worth it?
Peachcappuccino
The new Minions movie looks great
Thorketil
Facial pregnancy
cryborg
Shadowhawk000095
SanshinDojo
PigNewtons
who did the dub?
Username62611
How does he get his hat to stay up like that?!
tanebot
Arms.
badgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom
https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
Drimilidrimdrim
youareagreatguybut
This will be great to embarrass that child in front of his/her friends in fifteen years.
BeardedWonder82
DeathIsNotMyPath
My wife didn't have that humor when she was pregnant.
harryht
Ah Fatov, the most elegent of the winter olympic pins
ComoSeIguana
Hey look! It's Kenny McCormick's face!
TCGView
Rockin that Too Short music.
AsAHistorian
Imagine finding out that your mom had forced you to participate in this ?
gateguardian91
Is this the new minions movie?
4t0m1c4
pregante!
wegotsnacksnow
Is there a possibly that i’m pegrent?
YesmynameisGreg
Am I gregnant?
PineappleLoopsBroether
Could I be pregyunaaaate? am I pegnit (heeeeelpp) 28 plus 2 weeks.... pregunananananana ate...
Cabreza
Pregnant or Chipotle?
DALLASLAVOWNER
that belly is partially gas so more likely taco bell
DryAgedPopsicle
Food Baby
blackmetalcoyote
Yes.
Bigblackdick69
anotherIngloriousHandle
or beer
somnialunatica5772
chipotle obviously
Dashpot
What if Aristotle and Chipotle were both pronounced the opposite ways? Aristotle, Chipotle. Chipotle, Aristotle.
terajack2048
Mind blown
Toecutteris
Why not both?
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Outie belly button so pregnant
LooseyGooseyBrett
Either way, shitting will be involved
shankelstoff
Pregnant?! In this economy?!
Grybush
I have twins due this week...
shankelstoff
Congratulations :D and the best of luck to you!
majorcovert
I know right. And here my dumbass is about to have my 3rd
aloharamada
Is it true that your brain kinda blocks the memory of the pain caused by childbirth to trick your into having more? Is that a myth?
majorcovert
Yes, adrenaline and endorphins push a mother through the process. And then oxytocin basically makes you forget most of it when it's done.
majorcovert
But as a father I'm a nervous wreck the whole time.
aloharamada
Oh, I thought you were a lady and could give a first hand account, but I'm gonna assume you discussed this with the mom and she concurs..?
makeSX
Dude, I'm about to have my fourth (well in december, but still), I wanted a new car, but my wife wanted a fourth kid, so here we are.
majorcovert
I'm about 3 weeks out and got terminated last week.
makeSX
I'm not sure if this is about abortion, work interview, reality TV or that you are a ghost after getting killed by a robot from the future?
majorcovert
I'm about 3 weeks out. Got terminated last week.
aloharamada
Abortion is dangerously close to becoming a luxury only the rich can afford...so, yes?
Thatknifeguy
?✂️
Onsvaltti
If you are having trouble getting pregnant, and have a high risk of losing the baby, is it wiser to give up? ??
aloharamada
That's a decision everyone has to make for themselves, it's incredibly demanding, emotionally and physically, to keep going >
aloharamada
But some people are willing to go through hell to have children on their own, miscarriages, costly ivf and all. Only unwise if it'd kill you
LP19
Step 1: Be tall. Step 2: Pregnant (Beerbelly in case of no vagina). Step 3: Welcome to Imgur you beautiful creature.
rhettrow
glad you are inclusive.
dinosaursarebadass
I just sent this to my pregnant friend. Let's see what she says. ??
VodkaReindeer
Even if you don't have a vagina you can still get preggo if you do some oral and then get stabbed just right. You just need a womb.
taralanth
... ill have whatever hes on. Sounds like it messes u up pretty good.
FrenchTheLlama2
There was a story about someone who swallowed cum and gor stabbed and the cum hitched a ride into their womb from their stomach.
taralanth
And that's just what it was. A story. Stomach acid would kill sperm on contact.
FrenchTheLlama2
Oh I know I was just explaining, comment sounded like they were confused
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Women are allowed to have beer bellies too, you derelict.
Thesaya
Step 2½ be a bellydancer. And she's pregnant, beer bellies doesn't get belly buttons that double as noses.
MechanicalRomance
*theyre pregnant. We dont know.
Thesaya
True.
TheRimOfTheSky
They seem to be openly presenting as female. Assuming someone's gender is not offensive. Purposefully misidentifying them is.
MechanicalRomance
One, im just joshing around, two, what the fuck are they doing to present as female?
TheRimOfTheSky
Assuming someone's gender is a very natural thing in a social interaction. Every time you talk to someone you assume their gender.
MechanicalRomance
I agree, but this particualr example really seems to be stripped of gender signifiers.
LeftRightThere
tuxedobob
My wife always liked this part.
mippijRunner
This is exactly what’s happening to me right now. Baby won’t stop flipping!! The novelty has worn off lol it’s annoying now
oifaen
Imagine the opposite
mippijRunner
What’s that! A baby that doesn’t flip? That would be great my first was not nearly this active in the womb. Very much out but let me sleep
Zmokahontas
Ohhh! Maybe the baby is having a dance battle!
mippijRunner
So it’s a challenge huh?!
Deathpunkin
have you talked about twins?
Ilvie
Same, but with twins, I don't get to sleep more than 45 minutes at a time, exhausted and in agony...
mippijRunner
Oh man I’m sorry I can’t even imagine!! I’m not sleeping well either and it’s just one.
rangermcfadden
Getting kicked/punched in 8 places at once.
AstronautChicken
I am having flashbacks of my kid's tiny butt just pressing against my ribs. It's like having a stitch in your side for eternity.
AstronautChicken
Ps. I would push her away and her little butt would float right back.
EatsBees
mine would shove a foot right under my ribs. and get hiccups at 2am that lasted for an hour. EVERY. DAY.
AstronautChicken
HICCUPS ARE NOT CUTE TO ME ANYMORE.
AstronautChicken
Also, she is 8 and still wants to be butt up against me 24/7. I am CURRENTLY stuffed into the couch corner.
EatsBees
mine is very much a mamas baby, even now as a teen. still likes to cuddle