Laneskydoodlethe2nd
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Because he dodges bullets Avi.
This movie is awesome. Carry on chums. Just wanted to state the obvious.
Edit: Woohoo most viral! Thanks everybody!
Feb 3, 2018 4:33 PM
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
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Because he dodges bullets Avi.
This movie is awesome. Carry on chums. Just wanted to state the obvious.
Edit: Woohoo most viral! Thanks everybody!
Chrsstffr
Anything to declare? Yeah, don't go to England
Chrsstffr
No thanks, Turkish. I'm sweet enough
m0wgli
Fookin Pikys
Chrsstffr
i fucking hate pikeys
tinner20
Is he allowed to do that? It’s unlicensed boxing match Tommy, not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other
HauntingPariah
Whats wrong with this one? Oh nothing, Tommy. Its tip top. Its just Im not sure about the color.
WheeereAreMyFlapjacks
Favorite line from the movie, bar none
HauntingPariah
Mine too
MotherFukaJonez
Proper fucked
OopsImAPumpkin
Yes, Tommy, before ze Germans get here.
TheMundo
“You can land a jumbo jet in there.”
iceM4
*jumbo fucking jet
Twasnotluckbutskill
Tyrone
theinternetbased
Because he dodges bullets!
dancelikeyousharted
I don’t care if he’s Muhammed ‘I’m ‘ard’ Bruce Lee, you can’t change fighters!
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
The tags earned you my +1
cacapoopydoody4
Ya stay til de jobs done!
NewtGinGrinch
I'll tell ya what. I'll do it for a caravan.
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
Ya like dags?
haveueverwentfast
I like caravans more
tinner20
It was us who wanted the caravan in the first place
NewtGinGrinch
It's not for me. It's for me ma.
tinner20
You’re what?
Abhorrentscorn
His ma
latinsaint
Perrywinkle blue!
ActionJohnnie
Wat?
BigFatPaulee
Toppa da range and all dat!
thefuckinpikey
Itsnotfirme..itsfirmema
BigFatPaulee
"Your what?"... All Pikeys: "HIS MA!"
ActionJohnnie
Shows picture
BigFatPaulee
Hahahaha She is a bute!
goosenman
Oh Tyrone what have you done?
GeneVagina
You silly fat bastard
jesusisherelookbusy
"This is a shotgun." "It's a fuckin' anit aircraft gun, Vincent!" "But I wanna raise some pulses." "You'll raise hell, never mind pulses!!"
CptNTennille
All. Bets. Are. Off.
JokeDudeR
I kinda found that chick sexy
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
I aint fucking buying that
CptNTennille
Well that's handy, cause I ain't fucking selling it.
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
Easily my favourite scene from the entire film.
soaksloginwood
Ye, Dad ya told us.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Why t'fuck I wanna caravan wos' gat no feckin' wheels!?
iceM4
Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels?
callingalljanmichaelvincents
Next time you stop me whilst I’m walking I’ll cut your fucking Jacobs off. - Bricktop
spinloaded
Gemmasaur
Who took the jam out of your doughnut?
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
LemmingLife
You took the f---ing jam out of my doughnuts Gemmasaur. You did!
Skizzlesnap
“It was a funny angle.””It was behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind ya’”
SuburbanCommando
I say "It was a funny angle..." all the time to my GF.
jesusisherelookbusy
"Tyrone... You SILLY FAT BASTARD!"
Stanbob
"space was too tight" "you could park a bloody jumbo jet in there"
tinner20
Hey leave Tyrone alone, he’s a professional. Aren’t you Tyrone?
krs84
Course I am.
GloriousMonkfish
'Course I am
shortstop23
A professional fuckin' idiot!
FlancrestEnterprises
Perrywinkle blue fellas
EricSSmith
CARAVAN.
Pyoormental
It's fur me ma!
mrpleasant97
What's happening with those sausages Charlie?
ScubaSteve544
Two minutes Turkish
HauntingPariah
Five minutes, Turkish
mrpleasant97
You said two minutes, five minutes ago
Ailin87
*silent concentration*
magicalmysterytour
2 minutes, Turkish.
greenbeary13133
Or Boris the blade
notactuallyabrownman
Or Boris the sneaky fucking Russian.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
D'ya like dags?
GuyInTheBack
dags?
Psymon100
Boris the sneaky fuckin’ Russian
theslybanananana
Keltic69
I like caravans more.
ZebbyIsWitty
Da fook do I wan wit a caravan dats got no fookin wheels
NewtGinGrinch
Fr4nkTh3T4nk
Periwinkle blue.
gunstarzz
*ba squeak rk*
EricSSmith
ohhhh DOGS. yea, i like dogs
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
A wha?
koops
Dawgs he said dawgs!
RealJoshBraddy
Because he's a sneaky fucking Russian that's why
Ramiusalpha
Oh dogs, yeah I like dogs. I like caravans more.
Zarf42
i'm partial to the periwinkle blue
jp189512
it's for me ma
sv650n03
Ah fookin HET pikeys!
SonOfRhys
Fek aff
Bardcrest
I prefer lock, stock, and two smoking barrels.
Selerox
I think preferring either is entirely appropriate.
latinsaint
Rock and Rolla is another good one!
vigothecruel
If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda pussy that’ll drink it.
BloodyTanookiSuit
Chiiiiill Win-ston
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
Another solid movie.
PressureWashington
Hell yeah it is.
PressureWashington
I love how the story lines overlap between the two! - if you pay attention.
Bardcrest
What other movie has death by dildo?
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
They're both good movies and should be watched back to back.
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
In what order?
IWishPeopleWouldStopStealingMyUsernames
Lock, Stock then Snatch
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
Snatch then lock stock. At the end you could give your girl two smoking barrels. New meaning to Netflix and chill.
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
0, offended someone's I did.
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
You guys gave exact opposite answers. Ive seen snatch multiple times but never lock, stock. So which is it?