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May 8, 2017 4:09 AM
LucidPariah
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imfatfearme
He would have to get past my German Shepard after slapping my fat hairy ass
InigoMontoyas1stsword
http://24.media.tumblr.com/befa38f61a8f170f425b2800c1e81c2c/tumblr_mi2ox5Sqd61s5ws5zo1_400.gif
nkdotzip
Secondfunniestguyever
Well that escalated quickly
BigAZNMan
Something tells me anon has a "multipurpose" horse dildo
Markamanic
I'd just call the cops tbh. Trespassing and physical assault.
baldbear
Anon, my spirit animal.
DoesThisKeyboardWork
Nahala
Jokes on you, enter my house and slap ly ass, then i will entirely ravage your d ck with my assh le so bad you will die from cardiac arrest
paigezero
Frankly if a hot guy wants to walk in here, slap my ass and hang around, I'd be more than welcoming. Why doesn't he have higher standards?
LordSchomski
I read somewhere that lead traveling anywhere from 1400-2200 fps is pretty effective against soft tissue...
grifmoney
That's a shame my computer can only manage 120 on a good day
geekoffury
B&E? Home invasion? Two in the chest, one in the head.
Altaren
69 kb of pure gold
LD2GJ
This nerd goes to the gym and knows how to use a gun and knife. Your move?
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
"I will go into YOUR house and shit in places that will leave you confused for the rest of your lives"
FuzzyMedic
Updoot for Toys R Me
ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler
Stealing this
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I stole it from a funny or die sketch
ohnoyoudid
Read couch as crouch. Hmm...
ehhhidunno
FrostingCement
Sassy Conan is best Conan.
FerrousBuehler
Fuckem, shoot him in the face and you won't even have to get up off the couch.
howcaniinternetgoodificantevenfitinsidethecomputer
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/3/3a/MiB_Redhawk.JPG/601px-MiB_Redhawk.JPG
baldbear
I would use this to beat you with. Imagine the pain.
bigbear23
Scar405th
got that retard strength
maximuminnovationstevejobs
Why slap my ass though?
BlahBlahDinks
LuvMeMore
Fats McGee and his retard three.
pres2pond
This is the only internet threat I see as legit.
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
The fuck is wrong with the muscular guy? Why not get girls in clubs instead of hating nerds?
blueboy
Anon looks like a fat tom cruise
KennABah
That's what makes me take him seriously
LieselSkywalker
It might be from the photo series where someone photoshopped celebs into looking like they aged as "normal" people. Funny stuff.
OverMyDadBody
Not might be, is.
pragmatao
Is not maybe. Definitely is what is.
whitter86
http://itsforeal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Tom-Cruise.jpg
wheresthebaby
Def him
Vhiyur
It is. It's photoshopped.
cooperskeeper
Lulabel73
CatsIsTheAnswer
potatopoweredserver
Don't you mean actual tom cruise?
ftwcode
mind blown
whitter86
That's because it is fat tom cruise
porkrill
Glad you posted this or I would have
SanKa13
Like a fudge packer
aceofspadesthemeymemey
iCommunicateInGifs
Hmmm. I actually caught every word. Is that because I've seen the original before, or because I'm Batman?
Gandalfsuglybrother
Never go full retard X10 or full chimpanzee. Unless, of course, the situation calls for it.
baldbear
That´s some solid advice, gonna live by it.
GadenKerensky
If it's America, I'm pretty sure nine millimeters could do something about it.
RedDwarfIV
And for the rest of the planet, there's police
TheNLK
baseball bat.
RedDwarfIV
Baseball is not so popular in other countries. Maybe a kitchen knife, frying pan or loft ladder pole.
GadenKerensky
Cricket Bat.
SIrEvilMustache
No need to bring your genitals into this.
GadenKerensky
Ouch.
bsthrowawayacc
It's a common joke within the gun community that 1911 (.45) shooters are the ones compensating, not 9mm guys.
bsthrowawayacc
Found the .45 shooters.
LiquidMilk
He's talking about 9mm penis
SomePieceOfShitReportedACommentAndNowImFuckingBanned
This is right up there with the navy Seal copypasta.
CatBlaster5000
Cockrageson
spaceballsth3username
Zaioh
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Twatimz
Thanks mate, got a wee bit bored reading that
04FoxSake
"CockRagesOn"
PapyrusFont
" secret"
GuessWho7197
QuadrilateralEnix
best girl
murks
Gorilla warfare lol, this is great.
MisterLemons
When you alrwady know its fake but manage to find evidence anyway...
zackofspades
I wish I could see what incited that little tantrum
Gayforbae
"it's a perfectly acceptable form of protest to burn flags"
Gayforbae
(I actually don't know, but this is as good as any...
GreedyJungle
Gorilla warfare
Gayforbae
Is that one of them beyblades I've been hearing about?
RippleNipple
Elonth
it flings poo after that.
RippleNipple
Holy shit i need source
RippleNipple
Pun not even intended