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#government #pizza_is_love #pizza_is_life
Nov 8, 2017 3:20 PM
universalBlonde
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#government #pizza_is_love #pizza_is_life
DisgruntledFerret
One side wants anchovies, the other side wants pineapples.
Dainyul
I asked my friend this and he said, “why not just order half and half” -.—
sharpasabanana
Actually in the end, everyone somehow comes to the conclusion that pizza is a vegetable
DiscoPhysicist
Those fucking pepperoni eaters are anti Israel!
Shendorion
Now imagine that everyone in the country wants sausage on the pizza, but Papa John paid the twenty people at the party to ignore them.
Crowlands
And your solution is...?
Beelsebooob
Negative - 11 want pineapple and tuna, and 9 want turd with oregano. Which means that cancelling the party is the best option.
andrewW9
solution: abortions for some people, miniature American flags for others
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Anybody who wants plain cheese pizza at my party isn't welcome anyway. Pick the Pepperoni's off if you gotta be a whiny bitch
Viol8or
If my friends only wanted pepperoni and cheese pizza I wouldn't just cancel the party, I'd cancel the friendships.
MikeAracter
Power to the pizza
tatermasher
The party is only one night, what the Senate decides, can last a lifetime
twocatsandadream
Just like their free healthcare, right? Fuckers.
Exoticz
Democracy means that everyone will get cheese pizza's.
VoiceOfVerisimilitude
Thanks a lot, cheese assholes. Cheese doesn't even count as a topping, it's a basic ingredient!
MidlandRedux
This is not how the senate used to work. The republicans deliberately chose to stop negotiating on pizza toppings back in 2002.
dismemberedtoddler
So you order all pepperoni, the cheesy cunts pull the pepperoni off and then the pepperoni folk put it on their pizza.
DanielGallegos
If nobody ordered pineapple they all must go.
famousfornow
I am the senate
gypsykingkiller
Still fucking relevant
NameNotFoundException
And here I was, thinking this meant you'd get 20 pizzas with cheese
TheDairyPope
I'm still lost at the concept of having 20 friends.
NameNotFoundException
They must obviously be talking about their class mates, not their actual mates
PhilKenSebban
I work for the state government. Recently they decided to replace a piece of equipment because of complaints and problems. They choose a >>
PhilKenSebban
new item to replace it, with seemingly zero testing. After issuing new equipment they discover it has has a problem of it's own. So do we >>
PhilKenSebban
Look for a solution? Scrap new item and select another? Or just cancel the new order and continue with old product and forget any of this >>
PhilKenSebban
ever happend? They took the last option.
chardlz
An effective government is a sight to behold. It's also one to fear
SJohnson23
Yay for corporations dictating everything instead. Because they’re far more likely to work for the good of everyone.
Burke616
I hope to see one in my lifetime.
YouCantGetDiseasesFromABird
Exactly. Effective does not equal beneficial.
djangojazz
Except you get paid a ton of money and nothing gets done except things that make rich people more money and absolve yourself of blame.
stoutde
So you're saying we can both implement gun control and not implement gun control at the same time?
LarryFine
There are degrees of gun control, even between states. Come to think of it, there are degrees of pepperoni too. This whole post is dumb.
stoutde
I agree, but everyone I've talked to who is against gun control is against all forms of it and consider any form to be the slippery slope.
stoutde
To them, there is either gun control or not, with no in between. "if you like it, even just a little bit, then you like it", basically.
Munnz
Yes, gun control is not an end all. It should be a compromise, just like all legislation.
stoutde
Right, but a lot of people I talk to who don't support gun control think of it as one giant thing; like there is either "gun control" or not
Munnz
Same goes the other way. That's the problem with this country and why nothing meaningful can get done.
stoutde
Sure, but from the perspective that there is either gun control or not, the pizza analogy doesn't work.
Hyero
In the way that pot is legal and not legal at the same time, most likely yes.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Except the issue with both is if state 1 has good effective gun control laws, and state 2 next door has hate federally required minimum, 1/2
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
You get what happens to Detroit, or Chicago. They have good laws but those near them don't, making their laws useless. 2/2
Galhaar
You bitch about how ineffective your government is but most Americans have a crippling phobia of efficient govt
MrRavellon
It is not phobia if the fear is rational.
Galhaar
Oh NOE the horror of effective evacuation during natural disaster. AH SAVE ME EFFICIENT AND AVAILABLE HEALTHCARE. What are you afraid of?
MrRavellon
Efficient and available purging squads.
Galhaar
Non self-contradictory =/= immediately murder every dissident. I mean holy fuck mate reforms aren't the fucking holocaust.
MrRavellon
The restrictions on government power make it inefficient. They also make it near impossible to become tyrannical. If your "improvements" to/
tekkblade
B/c simplifying a major gov't process to ordering pizza never leaves anything important out.
IUpvoteScience
The problem here is that they think one fucking pizza is enough for 20 people. What is this? A party for ants?!?
RandomActOfConfusion
One person gets 90 percent of the pizza, the others share what is left.
JapAnus
No but they distribute the pizza. Trickle down cheese
gorgosaurusrex
The pizza needs to be at least... three times bigger than this!
youstillendedupgettingrickrolled
How dare you bring up 9/11
bendistraw
Jet fuel can't melt extra cheese!
StormtrooperFKD47
Proof of inside pizzarino!
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
So you support Nazis huh?
Grocken
ITSDICK
Why doesn't this have more upvotes?!
registeredtoproveimawesome
Because not a lot of people pressed the upvote button. Duh.
ITSDICK
Your logic is undeniable.
Un0riginalComment
It's a conspiracy
Un0riginalComment
It's a conspiracy
retsaoter
Negative. Congress is like one side wanting burgers and the other wanting pizza. You end up with pineapple on a cheese burger.
Devan24x7
Burger pizza.
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
Nah. It's like wanting half wanting burgers and half pizza and getting biomedical trash that's been baking in the summer sun in Mississippi.
doppelfisch
Some restaurants call that "Hawaiian style".
airandfingers
Nope, with today's gridlock, you end up fighting over what to order until everyone starves to death.
uchytjes
That, and halfway through the meal they decide 'man, this isn't working out' and toss the old food out to get a broccoli and mayonnaise taco
KnightNeo
That sounds delicious.
SendDoctor
Found Goku. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOuaLT04h2A
TakWriterOfWorlds
There’s a restaurant down the street from me that has a pineapple burger, it’s one of the best burgers I’ve ever had.
retsaoter
fucking savages.
konelhft
I didn't know a pineapple cheese burger was something I wanted until just now.
garnjunkie
matrix86
.................well shit. I want to try pineapple on a cheeseburger now, lol.
poorwhitetrash
and 6 Trillion and debt to go with it.
dinocratic
Aloha burger doesn't sound bad like Hawaiian. Can confirm.
CygloPargen
With a hidden, totally unrelated clause that gives unreasonable power corporate tax layers or something.
FishingFrank
"Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself."
override367
congress is more like one side wanting ramen noodles covered in nutella and the other side wanting bees on a cob, razorwire, and tax cuts
CochiseVeneficorum
If that's what I have to eat to get a tax cut, then so be it. Marmalade razor wire isn't half bad.
Guillo1985
Why?!? Now i will have nightmares about a pineapple cheeseburger
jdeman
you've got me so hungry right now, I've had friends put grilled pineapple in their burgers and it's amazing
Moonsmoonsmoons
That sounds like compromise and bipartisanship. Pineapples on burgers is what we should aspire to.
hawks88
Pineapple guacamole and mozzorella is great on a burger
sixthofdusk
Pineapple on a burger isn't bad.
midsongnipplerub
Nope, it's like a guy tells the whole party he'll order them a pizza, takes bribes from McDonald's and orders that instead and blames wendys
MadMerlyn
One side wants burgers, other side wants pizza, lobbyists step in and we end up with rice cakes, that cost more than the other 2 combined.
CygloPargen
Damn rice cake lobby.
Xelbair
i like pineapple on a cheeseburger. with a bit of chili sauce it is great.
Bananasandwich03
Look, all I'm saying is add some terriyaki sauce and you've got an amazing Hawaiian burger.
MrParticleboard
Big Kahuna Burger?
KillingTlme
I am assuming the lobbyist wanted the pineapple cheese burger?
ForgivingCat
Sounds delicious.
SomeWhiteKid
No, it would be pineapple and garlic on a bun with melted cheese.
HowWouldIGoAboutShootingWebs
the idea of pineapple on a burger is so alien to me that reread that sentence 3 times and still replaced burger with pizza in my mind
manowar669
Pineapple cheeseburger sounds good to me
perfecteye18
Grilled pineapple on a burger takes me from 6 to midnight real quick
thelovechildofhitlerandstalin
Them's is fightin words!
SuspiciousCharacter
I agree
scatter
That's fine but you're wrong and I hate you.
SergeiBoobtitsky
THAT'S THE SENATE SPIRIT!!!
bazookasoup
Maaaan..... I wanted a "none half beef" pizza/burger..
gethiptothewiz
It's like that Simpson's joke where lisa wanted to see a play and Bart didn't so they saw a play lisa didn't like
zoomist
that dosnt sound bad actually.
KrunkleStan
You grill that shit and put on some honey bbq sauce and it ain't half bad.
eetsumkaus
that would imply Congress actually accomplishes things, because pineapple cheeseburgers are DELICIOUS
CorneliusCornwall
Dude pineapple burgers can be done very well
JagdPanzer38T
Your bloodline is weak. you will not survive the winter.
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
what do you know of winter, you were born during the long summer
sideshowbobisntmyusername
İ service now
QuiteADapperAsshole
What a centrist statement.
CorneliusCornwall
A what?
andergriff
but it isn't in this analogy.
flerdaflerpflerps
Medium please
dijital101
Big Kahuna Burger?
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
I've heard their burgers are tasty
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
I once had a burger with banana and Sriracha. Sounds bonkers, tastes great. They called it the GDR-burger (cause those guys had no 'naners).
LukeRobert
Medium would be better.
notoriousbov
This place nearby does a turkey burger with bacon and pineapple on a pretzel bun that'll blow your fucking hair back
Guillo1985
GET OUT!!
loganthomsen
EmporerDragon
But as a government created Pineapple Burger, it's gonna be slathered in mayonnaise and ranch dressing.
sideshowbobisntmyusername
DavosWritesInShortHand
The problem isn't "government created", because those are just people like us... the problem is "congress created"...
JediUrsa
Don't forget the sliced if ham, and the over easy egg
DidNoOneNoticeThis
A slice of what if there's ham?
definitelynotawolf
lol dude doesn’t know about if ham
JediUrsa
More ham!!
JaWannaKnow
With only half a burger paddy
Un0riginalComment
The rest goes to corporations
ErnestScaredStupid
Patty
iCountFish
And it costs 5 times more than it should.
beedude
But none of the people at the party have to pay for it.
iCountFish
Well to be fair, they arn't going to have to eat it either. They are going out for sea-food.
9point3x62
That's a good thing. 51% of voters shouldn't raise taxes or change laws against the will of 49%. If 60%+ don't agree it's a bad idea.
Somanyquestions
Why 60% though? Why not 55, or 65?
erischilde
Because.
AreThoseMyPants
Mathematically, 60% = 150% of 40%.
Somanyquestions
Sure, and 60% = 100 of 60%. What's your point?
JustABonelessAlien
That's why we also have the electoral college.
Jonanon
I like how these people think they can downvote the truth.
JustABonelessAlien
Yup!
Xirema
No, the reason we have the EC is to placate slave-ownership-supporting states. History lesson.
JustABonelessAlien
No, we have the EC to prevent a mob majority from choosing the president.