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Sauce: http://theycantalk.com/
Jeanettfyt
So basically like listening to my Boston attack a my pillow. 664
pbandgeli
Sid3231
Is it just mr or do the christmas tree have a large amount of derp faces?
Pulsivi
This is so cute I love it
Jerroldrug
That explains a lot https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/8rIZPiz.gif 902
Terenceqfg
my cats are terrified of fireworks 982
hehedoc
I eat shoes
TryingTraveler
I totally thought the worms included the next bird picture and it was going to be a massacre.
Hillarylct
No, that's when you are shocked... At least for me, because I often do a nasal inhale when I am shocked. 163
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gujuganjagirl
So they CAN talk! Ahhhhhh
Cantthinkofausernamesorry
I read the first one in Zoidberg's voice.
nimeton0
Some of these are just:
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LordCommanderVadose
I've never seen these, good dump
hell0
The worm and the butterfly got me really bad. Thanks for the good laugh. +1
Bombastik
That explains a lot
KittyLaStrange
My service animal is extra special... She helps my PTSD AND eats her own poop
slugonion
Wow!
sendmeshirtlesskylorenmemes
They all look like they have autism. I love it.
ThatGrrlOverThere
Cat with wine glass will always get an upvote, if only to remind me why I have so few glasses left
OSCgal
I swear that's what they're thinking, too. Like, "what will it do when it hits the floor?"
ThatRussian
Go plastic! Or better yet, metal. The clang might scare the cat. Might. Also you, if it's at 3am.
beeebooooop
Gay as fuck
DontforgettobuyQtips
"I eat shoes" is my favorite.
Textuality
The one with the little girl asking "Santa?" is my favorite. That got a good laugh out of me. :)
zeacorzeppelin10
Tradition!
PaddyOLatern
I really enjoyed these
PanicAtTheCostco
The caterpillar's face in the last frame got me good.
slugonion
o-o
LarryLevine
Utter sickness, laughed at that shit for a good 8 or 9 seconds.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
I like the idea that the ass Jesus rode in on was actually the chosen one.
CSLewis
There's a poem by G.K. Chesterton called "The Donkey" about just that. It's great.
FindusSomKatten
When fishes flew and forests walked And figs grew upon thorn, Some moment when the moon was blood Then surely I was born.
FindusSomKatten
With monstrous head and sickening cry And ears like errant wings, The devil’s walking parody On all four-footed things.
FindusSomKatten
The tattered outlaw of the earth, Of ancient crooked will; Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb, I keep my secret still.
FindusSomKatten
Fools! For I also had my hour; One far fierce hour and sweet: There was a shout about my ears, And palms before my feet.
ImgurCitations
He kinda was, to be fair!
tylerlawhon
Yeah, I mean kinda by default. "I choose that one." - Jesus, probably.
MonsterWithTentacles
The Chosen Ass.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
The ass that was specifically chosen.
supermandan225
Kuzco's poison. Gotcha!
FortuneWriter
Kuzco's poison. Gotcha!
juancommaobi
Lots of snorts and nasal exhales. Loved it.
basball6969
I never knew Jesus could talk!
LordKrondor9000
Sorry to hear about your sinus infection
JimRich
How do you spell the snort sound? Cuz I did it just can't spell ot6
numja
So ne is a thing now?
chiathechinchilla
My friend and I use NE as well!
Sprezzaturca
amishcannoli
So basically like listening to my Boston attack a my pillow.
krapmyself
That worm one... worms breath through their skin so they come out cause the rain water fills their tunnels and they don't wanna drown.
Blurr7face
These are the kind of facts I need.
panchita86
thanks for ruining it with your science...
defkkkon
Well yeah, but are any of the other ones realistic? Do cats knock over glasses because they want to know if they will bounce?
meganical
Next you'll tell me cats don't knock stuff off high places for research purposes or that birds don't poop on stuff due to tradition
pennygwen
Oh hi Deb.
henshue
It is about new habitats and dispersal, since they can live 3 weeks underwater. Very common misconception. Source: PhD in earthworms.
KHD02
Do iiiit
tehzpoon
TIL that there is a PhD that specializes in earthworms. What are your thoughts on the Shai-Hulud of the deserts of Arrakis?
tehzpoon
I'm opening a pet store. It's going to specialize in worm farms. I just can't think of a good name.
mystborns
Is this song about you? https://youtu.be/TkVHdUkMJdk
ParappaTheVelociraptor
Knew what it'd be before clicking on the link. Love TMBG.
ThatRussian
Holy shit. That's cool. Like if you said that to me in a bar, I'd be impressed and ask you to tell me more.
henshue
Welfuck, this might be a case for a post!!!
did4thedopamine
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Lebiram
Do it!!!
txronin55
Yes, please!
slugonion
But where's their face?..
WhoPaidForThisFloor
YES! I wanna know about worms!!
SmokingDog
Why yes, I would like to know more!
OSCgal
Yes, do it!
grapesforducks
Please do, that sounds fascinating :D
MachoNacho95
DO IT
Zahnradfee
As somebody who frequently interacts with earthworms, I would be happy to learn more about their culture. None of them speaks German well >
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Zahnradfee
enough to tell me.
TheClayKnight
Wellwe'rewaiting.gif
OldIronsides
Wasps can tell the difference between regular and diet soda. and are attracted to regular soda, but not diet
ForgotTheApples
It's because they're smart. They avoid aspartame.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I mean, one has sugar and one doesn't :P
OldIronsides
True, it's a little amazing to me that they can tell the difference though, without even tasting it.
Sauroctonus
They can likely smell it from quite a distance.
OldIronsides
I'm sure
ThatRussian
The wasps that live near my balcony love my juice, beer, hot chocolate, and steak.
IhaveAnegroAmigo
I once swallowed a wasp during poker, stung my tongue
NoobForHire
Well, that's because diet pop has artificial sweeteners. Same reason it isn't sticky.
ThingExplainer
+1 for correct carbonated beverage terminology.
LizardEnterprises
TIL I'm a wasp
OldIronsides
You might be a WASP...
LizardEnterprises
Think I'd have to be Protestant first. And I just can't believe in a God that would allow diet soda to exist.
OldIronsides
Ha ha...