I am an opera singer, I stand on painted tape

Feb 7, 2018 6:01 PM

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We closed Magic Flute last night in St Petersburg (FL) having pulled off three completely sold out shows, a first in the history of the opera company.

(Edit: since multiple people have asked, you can hear me singing the famous aria here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y59QkGCZxK8&list=PLz7BRWA6PaDV1Pv_20DckiWdhr9sVoCpP&index=5)

This has simultaneously been the most uncomfortable yet most amazing costume I've ever worn.

Also, my parents got to both come see me sing. I haven't seen mom since she helped me deal with hubby's first MS attack/hospitalization in 2016, and I haven't seen my dad since 2015. Having them there made my run even more special.

Also my aunt, who has never gotten to hear me sing live in 13 years of professional performances. So that was awesome.

There was usually a line every night for pics with me in costume. The costume is pretty huge - about three feet across - so the maneuvering was special.

These guys are amazing and I'm really glad I got the opportunity to meet and work with them all - talented as hell, wonderful colleagues, and just hilarious people.

Cat tax. My host's cat Ramen judged my late night returns from the theatre very harshly.

FP edit: Uh, wow. OK, since some people asked, here is a partial VIDEO clip with orchestra, from the final dress rehearsal (please note this may sound different from the studio recording above both because live and also was the first time I got in the whole getup and tried to walk and sing!):
https://youtu.be/zVLC0en0XAU

Extra FP edit: I did an album of behind-the-scenes stuff from final dress here: https://imgur.com/a/bdDpY
In lieu of sending anything, mebbe check out your local opera company!

+1 for the Cake reference

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love the Cake reference

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My uncle was a professional opera singer for 30 years here in Canada. He has some amazing stories about his career, and I bet you do, too!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your uncle sounds awesome! I have alot of Canadian opera singer friends, they probably know him!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How does any one know the show is over if you aren't fat?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Generally because we turn out the lights

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

+1 just for Cake. More if I could for awesomeness.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woo! Kelli you are awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey I know you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my favorite operas. What a great experience and so glad your fam was there. Being in theater myself, I know how much that means!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I know I don’t know you but I’m very proud of you! Amazing! Also, you look like a mermaid

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I tried to get a picture combing my hair with a fork but no one had one I could borrow

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wanna try and get your mouth around MY magic flu........ I... Oh god.. Im so sorry. I need help. I'm just so lonely.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Honestly, the tenor makes this joke so many times backstage I just tune it out. Plus, I have a dagger. He doesn't joke to ME.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tenor? Pfft! Im more a twenty-incher.................. Im sorry...... .. I have a problem.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have a beautiful voice!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

After each performance did people stand around and wave? Just to tell me that they love your voice Just to tell me that you were great?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Actually, um... Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stand on the F#!%^&* TAPE or you won't be lit properly.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

YOU'RE DAMN SKIPPY AND I LOVE MY SPOTLIGHT

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Listened to it, and not only is your german flawless, but your vibrato superb and your pitch on the mark. +1 for epic talent!

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Where did you listen to it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Respect to anyone who even tries to sing the aria, serious bonus points for smashing it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kitty looks like Kylo Ren.

8 years ago | Likes 891 Dislikes 5

No its Roger Waters!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is my spirit animal now

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cattam driver

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks more like Snoke face to me.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

He whined like him too

8 years ago | Likes 377 Dislikes 0

I need some cream for that third degree BURN!!! XD

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You, I like you.

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If the topic of sand comes up, run.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Always

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This is one of the smoothest loops I've ever seen. Deserves a post of its own.

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Top right corner, only non smooth part of the entire gif

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8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Oooooo!!

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Shredded with an 8-pack?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not enough nipple

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We did the Magic Flute in college, it had a lot more comedy than I expected it would have, we had so much fun.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Love me some Pappagini!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You might want to mention it is St Petersburg Florida, not St Petersburg Russia - most of us non-USAians think of the Russian one first.

8 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 9

What? Theres a St Petersburg un the USA?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My apologies - I'd done prior posts clarifying that.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Nyet problemo, just thought I’d mention. (Trivia - my wife is from the other St Petersburg, so naturally I’d think of that first)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell her to have the other St Petersburg call my management! I'd love to sing there. XD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, she’s in Australia with me now (and has been for 10 years this coming August) so she doesn’t have the best connections now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOLOL

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. That's cool. I'm from St. Pete. I didn't realize there even was an Opera scene there.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Clearwater here; some great shows / artists come through the area! Check out Strasz in Tam. They have some open rehearsals coming up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay! Another st. Petersburgian. Or...whatever we're called.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Florussian?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

St Pete here too!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Berger

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the only regionals in the country who has never operated in the red. Profited every year.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Honestly, most of of USAians also think the Russian one first. At least, those of us who know geography/history

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

As a Floridian, I think first of the St Pete across the state from me, lol

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I lived in the city for 15 years and still think of Russia first.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone who is terrible with geography AND history I think that it's certainly a name of a place that is somewhere,

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Floridian here, I thought of the Russia one first as well. (I think of all other imgurians as being far away.)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was HELLA impressed until I realized it was Florida (still awesome, boo!). Opera is huge in Moscow and St. Petersburg, RU

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Shout out to @op and SPOG reppin the burg

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I discovered I'm a decent singer in High School and have always wanted to learn/do opera. Alas, no teachers or performance groups where I am

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a thing you can start in college, no problem. Look for one with a good musical performance major.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sure? Check the local unis!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nice headgear! glad your family got to see/hear you!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Soundcloud was surprisingly good! Too bad it only had piano accompaniment. Hopefully a full pit for the actual performance?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a recording of the Sitzprobe, but it's a little crazy since I've facing the orchestra half the time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, just FP edited - video : https://youtu.be/zVLC0en0XAU

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great job. Always exhausting work!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice costume, I love the magic flute, my first experience with an opera was listening to Diana damrau song queen of the night aria1/2

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Didn't even know a voice could do something g like that 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive always wanted to ask an opera singer, for operas in a foreign language do you understand what you are singing or just know the sounds?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We always translate first. No point or sense in singing or emoting something you can't understand.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can you do that really tricky soprano aria from the Magic Flute?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That is what I get paid for (and linked)

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

After watching, I am now interested in opera. A switch has been flipped. You are WONDERFUL.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm listening right now and I wouldn't know what they meant by tricky soprano aria but I'm hearing it and it's AWESOME. CHILLS

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Found it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's still very tricky and I have seen others not quite make the leaps it requires

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice staccatos!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No critic, musically this is a very beautiful version of one of my favourite arias. Just wanted to say: A german speaker pronounces the 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

consonants (especially t's and k's) much rougher -especially when angry- and although I know that the notes emphasize the vocals more, 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this diminishes some of the emotion (for me). Anyway: beautiful singing, thanks for sharing! 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Opera singing diction and spoken diction are WAY diff. Austrians, for instance, are softer on explosive consonants, as are most Americans.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lived in Northern germany when i was a kid, so I was lucky and got a good accent down. :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn fine coloratura!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you said "Magic Flute" I was hoping to hear your rendition of that aria, and was not disappointed! You have a lovely voice!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way too fit for a singing fat lady reference. Opera seems inaccessible to guys like me. Any suggestions? Congrats on the success!

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

I suggest something like Queen's "A Night at the Opera" or possible Repo: The Genetic Opera.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It’s clean. Its rare. It’s pure. It takes you there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bloodbath. It's gonna be a bloodbath. Cause no one crosses Geneco, no not even Repo...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My teens liked "La Boheme" because the musical Rent was loosely based on it. Plus it is shorter than Mozart operas.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i'm doing Boheme in June. Musetta (Maureen)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We did La Boheme in hs. I hated the story. It was fun to sing tho. Still wished we had other options.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don Giovanni is where I would start. Also, while watching/listening, print out the English translations to follow along with. Wiki it too!!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lots of the bigger opera houses have translated supertitles, too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The commendatore scene is baaaaalllller

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That scene is how I got my boyfriend into opera! Now he goes to the library to look at librettos while he listens to operas. I'm so proud.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I also highly recommend watching and not just listening to one. It is vastly more enjoyable and will actually make sense.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Just listening.... not my thing. Pretty ladies in tight dresses... I’m listening.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The popular ones are pretty accessible. They're just huge visual & musical spectacles built around tragic, comic, and/or raunchy plots.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look up group muse. You’re welcome.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

look for opening night specials. Google "Operas near me" and viola!! Get some tickets and go!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like baroque operas best because they a little more theatrical and lively. Avoid “Park and Bark” productions like Madama Butterfly

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Upvote for "park and bark." Never heard that.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What do you mean by park and bark?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big voice singer walks on stage. Takes a position. Sings loudly. Leaves. Little to no acting. (Bad/old staging)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where the singer basically just pants their feet and sings the aria without bothering to move or act.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a good director, no park and bark!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Personally I would list in no particular order: Der Freischütz, La Fanciulla Del West, The Magic Flute, Gounod's Faust, and Barber of Sevill

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, Faust is so wonderful!

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ANGES PUUUUR ANGES RADIEUUUUUUUUUX! PORTEZ MON AME AU SEIN DES CIEUUUUUUUX!

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(Though it’s still very beautiful! Just a little boring for me)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've seen Madama Butterfly live a couple of times, fell asleep both at the end of the 2nd act. No wonder Cho-cho-san does too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rinaldo is one of my favorites. Baroque gets way too little love.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get to play men in Baroque. ALL THE LOVE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you kidding?! It’s one of the most beautiful operas ever! Up there right after La Boheme for me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

P.S. saw an amazing production in Budapest in 2015 with very clever staging. Mesmerised!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have a ton of experience, but I find opera goers wear a wider variety of styles. Not just dressed up/down, but outlandish/plain. 1/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's nothing you can wear that will make you look out of place. Plus the sound of a live performance like this is beyond words. 2/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Edmonton (and I assume everywhere) they subtitle (and surtitle) the performance, so you're never lost.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why HELLO, fellow Edmontonian!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always supertitles! And having us singing in your face is certainly... Uh... Well, you'll stay awake

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I felt so bad the time my wife fell asleep during Aida. She had worked weeks of long days and was getting sick though :(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, it isn't inaccessible at all! This one (magic Flute) is a great place to start. I usually tell people start with Mozart-very accessible!

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

Rossini was my start - La Cenerentola

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SO FUN

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The overture did me in. Still not an opera buff but at least there's a path now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pfft... Mozart ain't got nothing on Gilbert & Sullivan.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nah jump straight to wagner, who needs to know what they're saying?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s a really great animated version that you could watch first! Then maybe watch the opera itself!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would recommend Puccini operas. Classic tragic love stories all, and arguably the best operas period.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now that I'm home, I'm giving myself a week off then jumping feet first into my first Musetta for June shows.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turandot was one of the first operas I ever saw and I was completely blown away by how good it was. It's still one of my favorites.

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I will check it out!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Would recommend Verdi too for the memorable melodies and great stories!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you like dark humor, Don Giovanni is full of it. Flute is fairy-tale ish. Don't EVER start with Wagner

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Cosí is awesome too. Also, J. Strauss's Die Fledermaus for super upbeat hilarity (an operetta)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dark humor for the win!

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I loved Magic Flute as a child (still do) I watched the Ingmar Bergman version growing up

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A odd question maybe, but could you recommend opera that has both male and female singers, but are not full of high pitched notes?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most Puccini! I'd say... La Boheme. High notes but nothing like what I posted here.

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Thank you! :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is hilarious because I compared Magic Flute to a Gilbert&Sullivan operetta as how G&S was so much more accessible than opera

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would not agree that the magic flute is a good place to start, start with Gilbert and Sullivan. Start with Pirates of Penzance or Mikado

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can not agree, but G&S is not everyone's cup of tea either. The latter can be overwhelming. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True but I think they’re more “accessible.” I’ve performed in the Magic Flute and enjoy it but it is quite long and tedious

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

La cenerentola - Rossini! It's a story one is usually familiar with, great music, and (often) great singing!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww. Your parents look so proud. I've never really got into opera but I'm always open to new music. I'll give it a listen.

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The magic flute is an absolute joy. funny, touching, so good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So this Woman is AWESOME (girl crush allert!) Seriously though, what a talent!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like she played Queen of the Night there. She's got some -pipes- to crack.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Magic flute is actually a really good first opera to start with. It's in German, so maybe watch it instead.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Opera is meant to be watched, not just listened to. It makes so much more sense and is way more enjoyable to see a show rather than listen.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But I can’t understand a word. How can I enjoy a play in German when I don’t speak German?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of venues have subtitles.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does that work?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry just saw this - they have crawler set up above the stage

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, you really should see at least one opera show. I know, "it's thing for rich old ladies", but it's really amazing to look at!

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I do plan to at some point. I've always fancied seeing Faust but not sure if it's right for an opera virgin.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Faust is as good as any... There's so many ways they can do that. If you are really new to theatre, I'd advice to see some plays /1

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

before opera, so you can get a grasp to this stuff. Maybe some musicals, ballets, something. It's not movies I can tell you that. /2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no I've seen loads of plays and some musical theatre. I try to go a few times a year.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh... Then I'd say kick it! Go see some Faust! It's like theatre but much more... Well, you'll see. ◕‿‿◕

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always start with the children's version of Peter And The Wolf. It explains the instruments with the storyline so you understand well

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I learned on that LP in the mid-late eighties as a child

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is OP's opinion on symphonic metal? It's pretty much power metal with elements from opera (mostly singing) and classical music.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ugh, here I go again having to fall into the trance that is Tarja Turunen

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her opinion is it is heckin awesome. Tho her favorite metal bands are Blind Guardian, Sabaton and AMON Amarth

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

That is awesome. And the fact that someone else also likes melodeath always suprises me aswell as makes me happy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sabaton! +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Blind Guardian is awesome, and I love their collab with Iced Earth, Demons and Wizards (it helps I'm a King fan too).

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ironically, I'm listening to Tamerlano when I came across this post.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love...gee i wonder...night at the opera. Soulforged is AMAZEBALLS go go raistlinn

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yes, I've been a Dragonlance fan since childhood, so that one has a special place for me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You make one hell queen of the night. Good job on that aria!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its basically the only female (non-pants) role where being six feet tall works in my favor. With the crown, I was close to seven feet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Convince your Opera company to do Nixon in China next. You could be the tallest Mrs Mao ever.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SNort. We are all actually freelancers - every year we have to auditions for the seasons of each company

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotcha. Well, best of luck in future seasons!

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