May 20, 2016 12:21 PM
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Cerinna
Only the superficial bitches, honey.
cptunderpants
You don't want a woman whose perception of attractiveness changes based on your bank balance.
bangkok555
...but you'd stray from the path of finding the right one
cheesypoofs
And those are the girls you want to avoid unless you want to live an empty life with someone that hopes you'll die soon
MetaVulture
I would have a billion dollars at least.
shouldistayorshouldigo
Is that you Cristiano Ronaldo?
Fumble101
And thus we reach equilibrium, the ideal state of all things!
Thismuchistrue
It's a matter of semantics, but yeah, nailed it.
SmokinPotato
I got 54k in a inheritance and can confirm no change in how girls look at me
imeverythingthatsshittyandlame
if i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, all yo student loan problems are solved cuz im paying for you all
septillion
yeah, women are sluts amirite
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
AKATonyBuck
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
conversechik1282
Ugh
LoveTheShiningWire
I think the word is desirable.You can be unattractive but still desirable.Fame, money, intelligence, physical prowess and such are desirable
Yetiphobia
It's so much funnier when you put it this way
Yitshaq
Girls usually think I'm ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they think I'm ugly and broke.
PuppermintJerryJr
I could finally be Scrooge McDuck swimming in pools of cash.
QuantumShittingInTheSpaceTimeContinuum
People always call me ugly until they find out how much money I have. Then they call me ugly and poor
Spoonland
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT http://37.media.tumblr.com/8d64c7f26c98bd4db08b58f56ae360de/tumblr_mfz991HGCY1rvn6njo1_400.gif
Selrahc4040
Or the value would be much lower than you think.
drbabaloo
Id have about 3 dollars
prattleassassin
...the world would be like, wow i did not know there were so many dollars
peterned
The word being IF, crack that.
sarabearr
Ew no
hehihe
So where is the limit ?
I believe this could end up in a sinusoid...
friendlysub1
Actually, your weird obsession for shallow women is what makes you unattractive.
SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
Tis a joke
[deleted]
You should get that checked
yeah, probably replace it entirely
St0ckh01m5yndr0m3
Get this to the science lab!
ForTheRepublic212th
Move move move mooooovvvve!!
twentyfourcharacterslong
Verified and works!
mursepatten
Proven correct by Eric Trump.
seeriktus
Nope basic maths: The system equilibrates to 50:50, eventually 50% of girls would find you attractive. Assuming bi-directional flow.
BurgerBuns
It's more like economics I think. Eventually the ugly/rich market will reach a maximum point and then marginal u/r utility will decrease
You're not very fun in person, are you?
RandoCalrizzian
He doesn't have to be ... he's good at economics!
tetsouomaiwamo
Not attractive but fuckable
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Me irl.
CassieMoorecock
"Close enough!"
Kurieren
Butt fuckable?!
motherfuckingjesuschrist
You gotta ask about that.
maybe
TheSecondWhiteBoi
Then how come im broke asf and have 2 kids
LordSupergreat
You should switch to having no kids and two money.
ThaddiusAustin
i wish i had two money... or atleast one
FuryDivine
Attractive?
Alcohol...
ABillionDucks
You're broke because you spent it all on alcohol.
FaceBabs
Sorry cddf. I make my own money. Guess you'll always be unattractive.
Because I make money I must be a lonely old unattractive cat lady, huh?
It's not the money, it's the attitude.
Out of curiosity. You don't like women who like rich men or financially independent women? What do you like?
hahaha ok but seriously though, it really isn't about the money (sort of), the whole point of the origional 1
Cerinna
Only the superficial bitches, honey.
cptunderpants
You don't want a woman whose perception of attractiveness changes based on your bank balance.
bangkok555
...but you'd stray from the path of finding the right one
cheesypoofs
And those are the girls you want to avoid unless you want to live an empty life with someone that hopes you'll die soon
MetaVulture
I would have a billion dollars at least.
shouldistayorshouldigo
Is that you Cristiano Ronaldo?
Fumble101
And thus we reach equilibrium, the ideal state of all things!
Thismuchistrue
It's a matter of semantics, but yeah, nailed it.
SmokinPotato
I got 54k in a inheritance and can confirm no change in how girls look at me
imeverythingthatsshittyandlame
if i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, all yo student loan problems are solved cuz im paying for you all
septillion
yeah, women are sluts amirite
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
AKATonyBuck
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
conversechik1282
Ugh
LoveTheShiningWire
I think the word is desirable.You can be unattractive but still desirable.Fame, money, intelligence, physical prowess and such are desirable
Yetiphobia
It's so much funnier when you put it this way
Yitshaq
Girls usually think I'm ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they think I'm ugly and broke.
PuppermintJerryJr
I could finally be Scrooge McDuck swimming in pools of cash.
QuantumShittingInTheSpaceTimeContinuum
People always call me ugly until they find out how much money I have. Then they call me ugly and poor
Spoonland
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT http://37.media.tumblr.com/8d64c7f26c98bd4db08b58f56ae360de/tumblr_mfz991HGCY1rvn6njo1_400.gif
Selrahc4040
Or the value would be much lower than you think.
drbabaloo
Id have about 3 dollars
prattleassassin
...the world would be like, wow i did not know there were so many dollars
peterned
The word being IF, crack that.
sarabearr
Ew no
hehihe
So where is the limit ?
hehihe
I believe this could end up in a sinusoid...
friendlysub1
Actually, your weird obsession for shallow women is what makes you unattractive.
SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
Tis a joke
[deleted]
[deleted]
SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
You should get that checked
septillion
yeah, probably replace it entirely
St0ckh01m5yndr0m3
Get this to the science lab!
ForTheRepublic212th
Move move move mooooovvvve!!
twentyfourcharacterslong
Verified and works!
mursepatten
Proven correct by Eric Trump.
seeriktus
Nope basic maths: The system equilibrates to 50:50, eventually 50% of girls would find you attractive. Assuming bi-directional flow.
BurgerBuns
It's more like economics I think. Eventually the ugly/rich market will reach a maximum point and then marginal u/r utility will decrease
St0ckh01m5yndr0m3
You're not very fun in person, are you?
RandoCalrizzian
He doesn't have to be ... he's good at economics!
tetsouomaiwamo
Not attractive but fuckable
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Me irl.
CassieMoorecock
"Close enough!"
Kurieren
Butt fuckable?!
motherfuckingjesuschrist
You gotta ask about that.
tetsouomaiwamo
maybe
TheSecondWhiteBoi
Then how come im broke asf and have 2 kids
LordSupergreat
You should switch to having no kids and two money.
ThaddiusAustin
i wish i had two money... or atleast one
FuryDivine
Attractive?
TheSecondWhiteBoi
Alcohol...
ABillionDucks
You're broke because you spent it all on alcohol.
FaceBabs
Sorry cddf. I make my own money. Guess you'll always be unattractive.
RandoCalrizzian
FaceBabs
Because I make money I must be a lonely old unattractive cat lady, huh?
RandoCalrizzian
It's not the money, it's the attitude.
FaceBabs
Out of curiosity. You don't like women who like rich men or financially independent women? What do you like?
RandoCalrizzian