Jun 18, 2026 6:10 PM
Pasquinelthe2nd
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DrKonrad
Maviyakuku
Magical Kenya. Hakuna Matata.
YanRoy
Is this a bleached ass hole?
7CentsVern
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHNnOGFyN21hcHI5dDQzMXNqOGtjbGMyZzVzbnk4bWk4YTkxZW51NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1zfYylV6sFOq9bAkIt/200w.webp
absinthemindedprofessor
The wife wants one.
GullahGullahIslander
Tank bebe is good bebe
cazkey
Great. Now I need one.
LaffertyDanie1
Tankey blankey
ThadisJones
"Traditional" Chinese "Medicine" is two lies in three words
ilovepieroginsteameddumplings
These people are great!!
Shadowrun29
Can I pet that dawg?!😆
TacoFox
tick birds hate this...
CaldariBob
It would be much nicer if the little one still had its mom.
GlobalIntrovertsClub
Omg did someone take her little tail?!!
petety
My Question.
LincLoud
Perfect
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
I love tank puppies so much. I wish we could domesticate one. I'd take mine for walks, give it treats, and trample my enemies into paste with it. After which it would get more treats.
theinternetkeepsmealive
That is the dream
Fanner50
I’d train it to attack certain cars: jeeps, mustangs, teslas.
Everyonespersonaltherapist
Paste for the paste gods treats for the treat gods.
Ricdesan
I dont think I should have cackled as much as I did at this.
jignha
I want a rhinoceros or ChristmasOnly a rhinoceros will doI don't want a doll, no dinky TinkertoyI want a rhinoceros to play with and enjoy
monkeyfly
I believe that's called "enrichment" in rhino culture.
I would also find it enriching.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
A few months later…
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Fellas, you ever fight an older rival so hard you just start pissing and shitting everywhere in the middle of it, and just keep going?
ArthurT
See that person on the second floor? It would be me, on that roof...
That's Nepal. This is Kenya. Not all Rhinos look alike.
Fidregore
For comedy purposes, that was a joke
...Rhino Lodge & Motel beautiful, love to see it
OMG, I never noticed that before. Oh that’s perfect
YpsilantiRomani
What does the blanket protect against and where is its tail?
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
The same thing that happened to his mom, I assume. Humans.
NotoriousDoubleDipper
Monsters under the bed
R100GSPD
Poachers and poachers
mjperk
A blanket protects it from poachers? At a sanctuary? Please explain..
Anxiety from losing its mother
jacblake
Probably sunburn.
ruferto
isnt that why they roll in mud?
Well probably that & insects
JT1984
Yea, but if he doesnt have a mom to teach him that he wouldnt know to do it.
we could teach him. give him a mud pool
ViolentPanda
It's tail and part of its butthole we're eaten by hyenas before it was rescued.
poppinfresh1988
I choose to believe you whether this is true or not.
https://www.newsweek.com/baby-rhino-found-lying-dead-moms-body-attacked-hyenas-1695196
Hyenas do aim for the ass, you can find plenty of photos and videos of it happening
Interesting. Guess I have to get a hyena now.
DrKonrad
Maviyakuku
Magical Kenya. Hakuna Matata.
YanRoy
Is this a bleached ass hole?
7CentsVern
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHNnOGFyN21hcHI5dDQzMXNqOGtjbGMyZzVzbnk4bWk4YTkxZW51NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1zfYylV6sFOq9bAkIt/200w.webp
absinthemindedprofessor
The wife wants one.
GullahGullahIslander
Tank bebe is good bebe
cazkey
Great. Now I need one.
LaffertyDanie1
Tankey blankey
ThadisJones
"Traditional" Chinese "Medicine" is two lies in three words
ilovepieroginsteameddumplings
These people are great!!
Shadowrun29
Can I pet that dawg?!😆
TacoFox
tick birds hate this...
CaldariBob
It would be much nicer if the little one still had its mom.
GlobalIntrovertsClub
Omg did someone take her little tail?!!
petety
My Question.
LincLoud
Perfect
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
I love tank puppies so much. I wish we could domesticate one. I'd take mine for walks, give it treats, and trample my enemies into paste with it. After which it would get more treats.
theinternetkeepsmealive
That is the dream
Fanner50
I’d train it to attack certain cars: jeeps, mustangs, teslas.
Everyonespersonaltherapist
Paste for the paste gods treats for the treat gods.
Ricdesan
I dont think I should have cackled as much as I did at this.
jignha
I want a rhinoceros or Christmas
Only a rhinoceros will do
I don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy
I want a rhinoceros to play with and enjoy
monkeyfly
I believe that's called "enrichment" in rhino culture.
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
I would also find it enriching.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
A few months later…
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Fellas, you ever fight an older rival so hard you just start pissing and shitting everywhere in the middle of it, and just keep going?
ArthurT
See that person on the second floor? It would be me, on that roof...
Pasquinelthe2nd
That's Nepal. This is Kenya. Not all Rhinos look alike.
Fidregore
For comedy purposes, that was a joke
Fidregore
...Rhino Lodge & Motel
beautiful, love to see it
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
OMG, I never noticed that before. Oh that’s perfect
YpsilantiRomani
What does the blanket protect against and where is its tail?
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
The same thing that happened to his mom, I assume. Humans.
NotoriousDoubleDipper
Monsters under the bed
R100GSPD
Poachers and poachers
mjperk
A blanket protects it from poachers? At a sanctuary? Please explain..
R100GSPD
Anxiety from losing its mother
jacblake
Probably sunburn.
ruferto
isnt that why they roll in mud?
YpsilantiRomani
Well probably that & insects
JT1984
Yea, but if he doesnt have a mom to teach him that he wouldnt know to do it.
ruferto
we could teach him. give him a mud pool
ViolentPanda
It's tail and part of its butthole we're eaten by hyenas before it was rescued.
poppinfresh1988
I choose to believe you whether this is true or not.
ViolentPanda
https://www.newsweek.com/baby-rhino-found-lying-dead-moms-body-attacked-hyenas-1695196
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Hyenas do aim for the ass, you can find plenty of photos and videos of it happening
poppinfresh1988
Interesting. Guess I have to get a hyena now.