Coolest Grandma 

Aug 28, 2016 4:09 AM

undercovergiraffe

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She's not gonna get to the mall on that thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that shit is just caffeine and caffeine antagonists which hell caffeine absorb faster. Stop wasting your money on BS.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm like 90% certain Einstein would agree.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that cocaine fro?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad has to turn the TV volume WAY up so I bought him some bluetooth headphones. My family thanks me often.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you give your grandma speed?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want a grandma like that!!! Also beautiful home!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone have a sauce because this is great!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I drew that rug design in the dinning room. Back when I worked for a company called Dash & Albert. Weird.

10 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Well, it's a pretty rug!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

suddenly, heart attack

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've watched the whole video, it's adorable

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My nonna would have looked at me with that air horn and told me that I had too much time on my hands and assign me chores.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Bless you"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

::dies at airhorn::

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use that same shit. That's C-4 and even half a scoop will make your heart skip a beat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Granny is universal for "DA SHIT" mine is the best

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I could have been an adult around my grandma. I feel like our relationship would have changed like it did with my parents.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grandma threatened to call the cops on us this week

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey Granny, wanna try some mescaline? Sure sonny, I'll try some...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its creatine if anyone was wondering. I have the same container.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's C4 pre workout, bud. I'm staring at it right now

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Studies found pre-workout is basically just caffein and some nutrients. You'd be better having a coffee and a sandwich

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Some have legit doping agents that are just a *tad* stronger

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it Craze? That stuff legit had meth in it lol.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man I love granny's, my mama just looks desperate to be left alone.

10 years ago | Likes 587 Dislikes 5

My granny is Just crazy and not the fun kind

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if you are with your grandma, two of the things that annoy her the most because she loves you both are together. I get it.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Gonna say no and assume it's the 12 kids and million grandkids and the 5 great grandkids.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hum, okay. My co worker has 5 kids and is already tuckered out. She loves to come to work to have some time away from the kids. ^^

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*grannies.

10 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 75

Shit, apparently they didn't like that you're right. Wrong side of the bed for imgur?

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 7

Or maybe he meant granny's house

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

*rubs chin*. Indeed...

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

*trannies

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 6

Granny trannies

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Someone's into it

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I miss my grandparents. Some of the stuff they said was hilarious. Do not take them for granted!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

The guys name is Ross Smith and his grandma. Idk Google his name? That's his snapchat name too i thinkk

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

His snapchat is pillowsweat lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got only one grandparent left. She's in the hospital every few months b/c her ammonia levels get too high. She's hanging by a thread :(

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 7

If applicable, thank her for everything she's even done, tell her you appreciate everything. I did, felt good.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Visit her

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I aint got none left. Enjoy yours while you still can :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can ask her about her life. I wish I had more stories of my grandparents.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shit.. maybe she can try an alternative like bleach or something. dump the windex

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mine's bedridden. i try to see her often, but the dementia makes conversations difficult when she lapses into spanish that isnt spanish.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I found that just holding my grandmothers hand, telling her I loved her and just even saying her name in a soothing tone was enough when 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she was slipping into the non-verbal state of dementia. Smiling a lot is also good smiles are contagious. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lost my memere this past January...miss her so much

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got one grand parent but no parents left.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Visit her. Call her. Ask her about life.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

She can't hear very well so phone convo is confusing for her. Also she lives 800 miles away. I visit when I can, though not often :/

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Write her a letter, even just a silly greeting card with a note.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This! A note in the mail once a week would make her so happy!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

See my grandma just got more racist and more direct. "What do you want for your birthday" "Great grandkids!" and then she eyes me. >>

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My grandmother is an odd mix between weirdly liberal and incredibly racist.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like to call this phenomenon "senility"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's not at all senile, my grandma anyway. Not a single bit. Just REALLY speaks her mind a lot and she's not educated at all.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, she's all about gay rights and women making progress but she still thinks black people are animals.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0