Sep 11, 2020 11:49 PM
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oprondek1978
Next you’ll get called into the office and be let go for wasting company time.
SelfconsciouslyConfident
“Fuck you, I did this” -Birb
Ithoughtdogslaideggs
She's doing her best!
IMustGrowUpReally
Did you level with her?
hamiem0379
Sometimes you just need to let nature run it's course, and not interfere with wild animals.
psytrancepixie
@mrpuckett
PoopBurgers
Now it'll make little stupid birds.
Asteroidrules
I feel like there's a point where you should just convince the birb to build elsewhere.
therecanbeonlyone2
v
lovinglockdown
You’ve enabled an idiot.
Crawmak
The fact that it kept wanting to build the nest there after seeing a human putzing around in the spot is kinda funny.
goodisunpopular
Birds are not deterred by humans. They associate us with food now.
Feralkyn
HUGELY depends on the bird species & individual.
OneTheory
I associate birds as food too
youcantdothatontv
You are going to have bird shit all over the wall.
Edendeville19
That’s the unhappiest happy birb I’ve ever seen. Good job @op
ThEbAnTeRbEmIgHtY
Good people
MADchemEE
HAPPYBIRB!
stabbedintheface
Maybe that bird shouldn't breed...
khensu83
Looks like my kinda happy
iamdanman
AsianLeprechaun
2020 mood
ConsumerAffairs
Resting birb face
FRESHDRAGONMEAT
Brilliant!
SincerelyHated
That's a meme if I've ever seen one
BananaEatingCat
U want sum fuk
jackaleelee
If I’m being aww...nest, that’s awesome.
thereisagifforeverythingisntthere
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
She really like that spot.
DarkSock
In bay “G”...?
She probably grew up in a similar spot. The non-slopped lights seem to attract lots of nest builders.
sfmom20055772
Good school district?
thanksfoenothing
It's warm.
HuntingtonBrown
I could see why, total cover from the elements. High human traffic to deter other animals and the light would generate warmth. Smart birb.
Chpgmr
and managed to trick a human into solving its issue.
IPlayWithFire
Just what i was thinking. Dont trust birds. They are smarter than you think they just play dumb for sympathy
Exactly
HisBlueEyedKitten
Youre a hero
NerdyCanadianHdd
Light catches the cardboard on fire ?
JoeGrunt
Exactly. If I were the property manager, I would have that torn down immediately. Wouldn't want cardboard & twigs burning down the building.
SirSmurfalot
You could have built a bird house for it with that much effort.
Tetriz
Then we realized we are gods. Not because of our technology, but because we care for the beings that can't help themselves.
zooumberg8
Did you write that whilst eating fried chicken?
ComcastLover
Well I mean. For me to be able to eat meat we also breed and mass genocide animals; so we aren't always the kindest of gods but still gods.
OneUpperSteve
Genocide is the mass killing of people. Slaughter is the term for killing animals for food.
My bad
Sprixxen
I mean, mass slaughter for purely hedonistic reasons (there are plenty of alternatives in the developed world) isn't a good look either.
Good or bad is relative, and only to us.
ZebraCockSandwich
This is kind of why the greek gods were so believable IMO. they had random favorite people, killed others etc. like if you have a farm and 1
occasionally eat the cattle, you might have that ONE COW you really like, so you don't eat THAT one. you save one bug, smush another. 2
You pet the cats and save the dogs and then "well fuck that squirrel in particular!" because it destroys your garden. AND we don't all get 3
along with each other or share the same values - I mean steve might LOVE monkeys and carl could LOATHE them. just like greek gods. LOL 4
Exactly. I think the gods we created were " of course" personifications of ourselves.
And we can care for the beings that can't help themselves BECAUSE of our technology. ..
But we've seen through fossils records that we've been known to keep people alive long after their usefulness. That's love that's godlessnes
So I'd argue our technology makes us "gods" but our compassion is what makes us gods worth worshiping.
PhilKenSebban
Me sitting at home browsing imgur in my underwear: "Im a god?"
GlagnarsHumanRinds
Gods don't need pants.
catsofat
K, but this bird probably needed a Darwin award & not make babies who won't know how to build nests either, but she's cute.
IrritatedZebra
I would like to remind you of pigeons. That is all.
Instinct to build nest is genetic. Being good at it is learned by trial & error. Shed eventually have figured out its a bad spot
Exdeath5000
That birb didn't look very happy at the end
IsItawKWard
You wouldn’t be either if you had a poop out watermelon size egg.
IAmCooCooCaChoo
Cuz now its got a mortgage and kids on the way.
Voxnobilus
That's a broody bird they are not particularly happy
Rkfinecake
"Does this mean you're going to stare at me all day?"
DrDadJokes
It smiling upside down
CaldariBob
Looked a little owly, did it?
BrainTaffy
Resting bird face.
snortchuckle
Resting owl face
MartyImACat
Probably the rent is too damn high
Jynxy85
CidColetti
Lmfao wtf!
What can I say except DELETE THIS
Metals4J
GET OFF MY LAWN!! Y’ALL TRESPASSIN’!!
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
"Who the Hell are you and why are you on my patio?!?"
Lol exactly
cokeandhookers
Perfect.
DontTazeMeBrah
"Wouldnt you like to know Weatherboy"
oblimo
Hate to be That Guy, but helping this bird pass down its can't-build-nests-for-shit genes may be bad for biodiversity.
The instinct to build nest is genetic. Being good at it is learned thru trial & error. She'd have eventually learned this spot isnt working
theoccultist
or died failing to learn that lesson. We'll never know now.
MinorityOpinion
1 bird is not significant. There's several bird species that are crap at nest building.
Really? Seems to me in a world that is obviously changing very quickly this bird may actually be MORE fit with its pitiable nest building.
In this case it was so pitiable it elicited human intervention and got an even better nest than birds who could build well.
That's Darwin shit right there
lettersandnumbers808
Im glad you said it and not me. I was thinking the same thing.
kublaikhan
Also, the whole point of a sloping light is to stop birds from nesting there.
kudayta
Don't worry, her eggs or chicks will be eaten by predators long before they get a chance to spread their genes any further.
Johnsky
My last job had this wire mesh up to stop birds getting into the overhang, but it was old and had holes. So birds kept trying to nest in...
PM79
Doing the best work sir, thank you so very much!
PossiblyNotAGoblin
I worked at a winery that got tired of fighting the birds so they put up nesting boxes so the birds nested away from the wine tanks.
dunewolf
This - its not hard.. just build a place for birds to nest, less likely to nest on your signs/etc and shit..
there, but their young got trapped in the wire mesh and died. Next season I saw they were trying again, so I cut the fucking mesh down.
It's no longer a Mercedes shop, Harley bought the property, but I was happy to see they kept the overhang the way I left it, despite having
completely rebuilt the rest of the property.
When OP’s mum wore fishnet stockings for me last night, she was old, in mesh, and had holes…
Humor subroutine has unexpectedly failed. Restart? Y/N
N
illegalacorn
no
mayyybe...?
oprondek1978
Next you’ll get called into the office and be let go for wasting company time.
SelfconsciouslyConfident
“Fuck you, I did this” -Birb
Ithoughtdogslaideggs
She's doing her best!
IMustGrowUpReally
Did you level with her?
hamiem0379
Sometimes you just need to let nature run it's course, and not interfere with wild animals.
psytrancepixie
@mrpuckett
oprondek1978
PoopBurgers
Now it'll make little stupid birds.
Asteroidrules
I feel like there's a point where you should just convince the birb to build elsewhere.
therecanbeonlyone2
lovinglockdown
You’ve enabled an idiot.
Crawmak
The fact that it kept wanting to build the nest there after seeing a human putzing around in the spot is kinda funny.
goodisunpopular
Birds are not deterred by humans. They associate us with food now.
Feralkyn
HUGELY depends on the bird species & individual.
OneTheory
I associate birds as food too
youcantdothatontv
You are going to have bird shit all over the wall.
Edendeville19
That’s the unhappiest happy birb I’ve ever seen. Good job @op
ThEbAnTeRbEmIgHtY
Good people
MADchemEE
HAPPYBIRB!
stabbedintheface
Maybe that bird shouldn't breed...
khensu83
Looks like my kinda happy
iamdanman
AsianLeprechaun
2020 mood
ConsumerAffairs
Resting birb face
FRESHDRAGONMEAT
Brilliant!
SincerelyHated
That's a meme if I've ever seen one
BananaEatingCat
U want sum fuk
jackaleelee
If I’m being aww...nest, that’s awesome.
thereisagifforeverythingisntthere
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
She really like that spot.
DarkSock
In bay “G”...?
goodisunpopular
She probably grew up in a similar spot. The non-slopped lights seem to attract lots of nest builders.
sfmom20055772
Good school district?
thanksfoenothing
It's warm.
HuntingtonBrown
I could see why, total cover from the elements. High human traffic to deter other animals and the light would generate warmth. Smart birb.
Chpgmr
and managed to trick a human into solving its issue.
IPlayWithFire
Just what i was thinking. Dont trust birds. They are smarter than you think they just play dumb for sympathy
HuntingtonBrown
Exactly
HisBlueEyedKitten
Youre a hero
NerdyCanadianHdd
Light catches the cardboard on fire ?
JoeGrunt
Exactly. If I were the property manager, I would have that torn down immediately. Wouldn't want cardboard & twigs burning down the building.
SirSmurfalot
You could have built a bird house for it with that much effort.
Tetriz
Then we realized we are gods. Not because of our technology, but because we care for the beings that can't help themselves.
zooumberg8
Did you write that whilst eating fried chicken?
ComcastLover
Well I mean. For me to be able to eat meat we also breed and mass genocide animals; so we aren't always the kindest of gods but still gods.
OneUpperSteve
Genocide is the mass killing of people. Slaughter is the term for killing animals for food.
ComcastLover
My bad
Sprixxen
I mean, mass slaughter for purely hedonistic reasons (there are plenty of alternatives in the developed world) isn't a good look either.
Tetriz
Good or bad is relative, and only to us.
ZebraCockSandwich
This is kind of why the greek gods were so believable IMO. they had random favorite people, killed others etc. like if you have a farm and 1
ZebraCockSandwich
occasionally eat the cattle, you might have that ONE COW you really like, so you don't eat THAT one. you save one bug, smush another. 2
ZebraCockSandwich
You pet the cats and save the dogs and then "well fuck that squirrel in particular!" because it destroys your garden. AND we don't all get 3
ZebraCockSandwich
along with each other or share the same values - I mean steve might LOVE monkeys and carl could LOATHE them. just like greek gods. LOL 4
Tetriz
Exactly. I think the gods we created were " of course" personifications of ourselves.
Sprixxen
And we can care for the beings that can't help themselves BECAUSE of our technology. ..
Tetriz
But we've seen through fossils records that we've been known to keep people alive long after their usefulness. That's love that's godlessnes
Sprixxen
So I'd argue our technology makes us "gods" but our compassion is what makes us gods worth worshiping.
PhilKenSebban
Me sitting at home browsing imgur in my underwear: "Im a god?"
GlagnarsHumanRinds
Tetriz
Gods don't need pants.
catsofat
K, but this bird probably needed a Darwin award & not make babies who won't know how to build nests either, but she's cute.
IrritatedZebra
I would like to remind you of pigeons. That is all.
IPlayWithFire
Instinct to build nest is genetic. Being good at it is learned by trial & error. Shed eventually have figured out its a bad spot
Exdeath5000
That birb didn't look very happy at the end
IsItawKWard
You wouldn’t be either if you had a poop out watermelon size egg.
IAmCooCooCaChoo
Cuz now its got a mortgage and kids on the way.
Voxnobilus
That's a broody bird they are not particularly happy
Rkfinecake
"Does this mean you're going to stare at me all day?"
DrDadJokes
It smiling upside down
CaldariBob
Looked a little owly, did it?
BrainTaffy
Resting bird face.
snortchuckle
Resting owl face
MartyImACat
Probably the rent is too damn high
Jynxy85
CidColetti
Lmfao wtf!
DrDadJokes
What can I say except DELETE THIS
Metals4J
GET OFF MY LAWN!! Y’ALL TRESPASSIN’!!
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
"Who the Hell are you and why are you on my patio?!?"
CidColetti
Lol exactly
cokeandhookers
Perfect.
DontTazeMeBrah
"Wouldnt you like to know Weatherboy"
oblimo
Hate to be That Guy, but helping this bird pass down its can't-build-nests-for-shit genes may be bad for biodiversity.
IPlayWithFire
The instinct to build nest is genetic. Being good at it is learned thru trial & error. She'd have eventually learned this spot isnt working
theoccultist
or died failing to learn that lesson. We'll never know now.
MinorityOpinion
1 bird is not significant. There's several bird species that are crap at nest building.
Sprixxen
Really? Seems to me in a world that is obviously changing very quickly this bird may actually be MORE fit with its pitiable nest building.
Sprixxen
In this case it was so pitiable it elicited human intervention and got an even better nest than birds who could build well.
ConsumerAffairs
That's Darwin shit right there
lettersandnumbers808
Im glad you said it and not me. I was thinking the same thing.
kublaikhan
Also, the whole point of a sloping light is to stop birds from nesting there.
kudayta
Don't worry, her eggs or chicks will be eaten by predators long before they get a chance to spread their genes any further.
Johnsky
My last job had this wire mesh up to stop birds getting into the overhang, but it was old and had holes. So birds kept trying to nest in...
PM79
Doing the best work sir, thank you so very much!
PossiblyNotAGoblin
I worked at a winery that got tired of fighting the birds so they put up nesting boxes so the birds nested away from the wine tanks.
dunewolf
This - its not hard.. just build a place for birds to nest, less likely to nest on your signs/etc and shit..
Johnsky
there, but their young got trapped in the wire mesh and died. Next season I saw they were trying again, so I cut the fucking mesh down.
Johnsky
It's no longer a Mercedes shop, Harley bought the property, but I was happy to see they kept the overhang the way I left it, despite having
Johnsky
completely rebuilt the rest of the property.
DarkSock
When OP’s mum wore fishnet stockings for me last night, she was old, in mesh, and had holes…
Johnsky
Humor subroutine has unexpectedly failed. Restart? Y/N
DarkSock
N
illegalacorn
no
DarkSock
mayyybe...?