The Birth of Venus

Mar 3, 2018 11:21 AM

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by Rosaleen Ryan

All that's missing is 13 dirty, half-naked cherubs running around screaming and putting their sticky hands on things

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

venus de trailer park. lovely

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

nice and thicc!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Amy schumer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Insert oatmeal guy gif

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Honey, the neighbors are being weird again.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I would... I see no reason to act like I wouldn't.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oklahoma's finest, ladies and gentlemen

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I have that same outfit.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm your Venus, I'm your fire. Your desire.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I prefer the destruction of uranus

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't know how they did it, but even without the pool and hose it would still have a west Virginia vibe.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dimensions are almost spot on really.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she does have the body for it. only missing thing would be cherubs screwing around.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Body that perhaps has it's own gravitational pull, I'm surprised the water isn't running upwards

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 15

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

MAHM! Get outta the pool. It's hot and I wanna swim.

8 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 2

Lmfao, *trailer door slams*

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

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Oh god no lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats Walmart pool advertisement

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Disgusting

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

But accurate

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kentucky fine art.

8 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 1

As an artist from Kentucky I approve this message

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

aka K-F’art

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A fine picture for the walls of KFCs

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, but TBH, this is the shape I like the most.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They'd better clip those hastas down or they're gonna get mold.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I SAW THIS PAINTING IN PERSON, it is surprisingly HUGE @! (like wall of a room huge)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The idea alone deserves the upvote.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anyone who appreciates this body size/shape can view some artistic nudes on her instagram page https://www.instagram.com/rosaleenryan/?hl=en

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She is absolutely gorgeous.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

In the fucked up world of modeling she'd be considered overweight.. but frankly I'd say that's pretty close to an ideal body

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Maybe a bit skinnier for "ideal", but she definitely has nothing to worry about

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I agree, it's damn close to ideal.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think traditional modeling would view her as obese. I agree with you. Gorgeous.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The painter Rubens traditionally painted women with this body style, hence the term Rubenesque. Botticelli did this painting though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even in the fucked non-modeling world, people are STILL calling her fat...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Renaissance meets West Virginia

8 years ago | Likes 691 Dislikes 4

Bobs and Virginia

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The girth of penis

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grade A+ pun. +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

West By God Virginia

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

West Vagina

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Well the definite lack of teeth would lead us to believe that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 13

In fairness, the downvotes just mean you truly live up to your username.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That I do at times. Lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I, too, can see people's teeth through their closed lips.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's the joke. You can't see teeth in the photo, or the original where she doesn't smile.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Is West Virginia the worst Virginia?

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

Only slightly, and by that I don't mean it isn't bad.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I mean, I don't think it gets enough credit for being the non-traitor Virginia buuuut...yes.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The one one thing I learned in West Virginia, Do not take the shortcut

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

West Virginia is the Best Virginia! Its beautiful country to ride through, the economy is shit though thanks to obama

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 13

As someone who's lived in West Virginia since the 90's, I'd like to know how Obama tanked the economy 20 years before he was elected.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I think you are confusing Obama with coal companies.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

West Virginia seceded from Virginia in 1861 and the rest of Virginia has been saying Thank GOD ever since

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some parts are horrible. But if you get away from all the people it's... Woods, which some people find nice.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Until you get shot at by ginsing hunters or stumble upon a rural grow farm surrounded by bear traps.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just be prepared to run as soon as you hear the banjo music start to play.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

BEST VIRGINIA

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

But only in the way North Korea is best Korea.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wanna see the birth of Uranus

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 9

this needs to be "art"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just look up "goatse"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

good point. I'll rely on my vivid recollection of the first time I googled that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*heranus

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's how you call the sphincter of royalty. H'ranus

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