PrisonGuard
94412
1764
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Oct 2, 2019 4:16 PM
PrisonGuard
94412
1764
22
YuppieFoodieCrafter
Guaranteed this ends up at Burning Man
Turboslacker
I'll take it!
Dagun10
$50, that's the best I could do and I'm taking a chance.
sutats
I'll buy but my insurer doesn't have a category for space shuttle.
alphaechobravo
I am a real person and not a bot. I ask you to prove you am legitimate seller, and not a bot two. Please transmit the code I respond you.
gice
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
UnhelpfulAnswers
Throw in a set of winter tires and you got yourself a deal
hrg18
Someone would definitely buy that
neil137
ill wait for space uber, im not good at math
IsTotallyNotForPorn
why buy one when you can pick one up from a Florida beach
Kresstro
Do you accept Food Stamps?
spence37j
Do you deliver?
DoubleSecretAgent
Would cost a pretty penny for delivery alone
St0ckh01m5yndr0m3
“I know what I have”
theothermidgetactor
457 thousand?...Tell him he’s dreaming!
dagrizzlybeard
Just bought a NASA shuttle, watch as I turn it into a functional mobile home!
AnEngineerWithNoFriends
vindik8or
Interex
I just learned he died last year :(
AnEngineerWithNoFriends
Yeah, he decided against solitaire and gave Minesweeper a try. Tragic. All jokes aside, the old man was pretty legit.
ThePickliestRick
No. In the 80's you had to choose.. space or solitaire?
HedonistBeard
Well that's a damn easy choice.
Leonisgettinglarger
Nah I bet you could rig that thing to play Solitaire. If some dude can get a McDonalds register to play Doom, we can do rocket-powered cards
INALLCAPS
"No low ballers, I know what I've got"
noah4now
CrystalRoseArtist
What if....you turned it into a house. Oh I've become an adult.
not4chars
Hey! I used to have that same model. Had to get rid of it because it used too much gas.
DavidBrooker
The longest shuttle mission - STS-80 - had a mean fuel consumption of 11 mpg. Which, for what its worth, is better than I expected.
924Carrera
For real though, I've been to the Atlantis display at Cape Canaveral and it is really an awesome showcase of this historical craft.
craftcraft
It's cheaper than most homes on the east or west coast! Give it to some hipster to renovate the inside into a home
Funfuhrer
But how are the O rings?
atleastfourcharactersinlength
I assume they're new along with the bearings and other seals, but it's good to make sure. I'll ask the launch manager.
RavenousBugblatterBeast
They'll be fine as long as you don't launch at an air temperature of 29 degrees Fahrenheit.
BenSnow97
we might Need Another Seven Astronauts
eastbayrae
Ragged the fuck out.
AtsaMattaForMe
they're fine, go at throttle up
pitabreadforyou
Bring it to gamestop for $7.50
ThisWasATriumph
Aerodyne is charging 60 million for each of those RS-25 engines so this is a real steal.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
I mean, the value drops by half the moment you fly one off the lot....
dfx9900
Ill give you 500 for it
LooseyGooseyBrett
I'll give $500,000, so worth it
MufinMcFlufin
750, that's as low as I'll go.
konelhft
Atlantis? Pass. Call me when the Enterprise is available.
Sunseteclipse
LOL, you mean the one that cant go into space?
konelhft
I mean...technically none of them can go into space. That's why everyone uses the Soyuz.
annoyingjoe
*slaps roof of shuttle* "This baby can hold so many spy satellites"
onecowboytoo
Or @op's mom.
PrisonGuard
She probably can. Been through quote a few dudes in her days
TheGriffin
It's just the one satellite really
SeekyTheFox
Tiny Spy satellites?
ElynaerDeiros
Cubesats!
bakamono
* Solid Rocket Boosters not included.
ClayBones548
That's where they get you.
GrandProtectorDark
Eh, they're just oversized angry pringles cans anyway
TheDenogginator
Has it had the timing belt serviced?
Korfi2Go
Neither is the external fuel tank.
bakamono
Nope. Also imagine it would need a fresh set of thermal layering/tiles on the underbelly (assuming returning to Earth is an objective ?).
FrankTheCube
Yeah, that’s going to be a deal breaker for me. Also I don’t have $450 k.
onecowboytoo
You only need to suck 22500 dicks.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
In a row?
onecowboytoo
Unless you can do them all at once.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
It was a line from "Clerks"
sometimesiburnthings
It says OBO, how close can you get?
FrankTheCube
I’ve got $80 cash and a handful of change.
sometimesiburnthings
offer it and see, depending on your rounding error it's not that far off
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Hey man, I'll chip in $50 if I can get a ride in it!
cyanideslushie
It said no low ball offers, you need at least $95
isetprettygirlsonfire
Delivery is going to be a real Challenger.
Tortfeas0r
I’m sure some research will lead to Discovery in this Enterprise and/or Endeavor. Just don’t get stuck reading wikis on Atlantis. Colombia
thespoono
Some assembly required
HenryLongfellowIII
Some folks who had a similar one got burned.
FromTheBeyond
Wow. Wow.
Roland191145
Better hope the deal doesnt blow up in his face.
tiderfish
Too soon
Umbrathane
Oh...that hurts...I actually watched the challenger blow up from my schools backyard.
Roland191145
I was one of the thousands of 2nd graders that watched it go on live TV. Gallows humor is how I cope/roll baby!
isetprettygirlsonfire
Same
LoPhatJoe
Need Another Seven Astronauts