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Mar 22, 2020 2:04 PM
HrodgardNagrand
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ProLurker47
You misspelled cancer
mcbedstu
VoidofStatic
TroyBranch
Comet260
That's an awesome episode btw.
TheEdIsNotAmused
nojustsayitdont
Attractive outfit.
DownvotesRmyBadgeUvadge
People watching 24hr cable news, shit over each "Breaking News" segment every hour. Of course they need all the TP. They shit all the time.
humaneffigy
The free market decided that they have clean asses and nobody else.
BANNEDFaceTurnedHeel
chinese virus
pelusita35
just mailed my sis toilet paper.She is housing a homeless fam from her church and is running low and can’t find any locally.Plus sent candy.
pelusita35
I found one 12 pk locally. She has 6 kids of her own living at home, too, 4 adopted.
Govote
I guess hording essential goods only makes you a parasite when you're not a billionaire. Check your voter registration at vote.gov
mjangelvortex
No. So are them. Nice try.
JosephSelah
You are the MVP on every thread you post on.
Govote
Wanna help? "You can check your voter registration at vote.gov" copy paste and conquer. Welcome to the Govote Army my friend :)
Tunafrisk
*laughs in Andrew Ryan*
abearjo
I was hoping someone had done it before me!
Cyractacus
My strength is not in toilet paper and bread alone, this is what the parasites will never understand.
Comet260
CEOs and politicians can also be classified as parasites.
Abekrampe
I would say leech but potato potato.
FourLegsGood
Capitalist business owners and stock traders qualify a hell of a lot more if you actually look at what use value they produce.
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FourLegsGood
That's an infantile excuse. Anyone insisting to know what will do well is necessarily relying on past experience which is not very useful 1/
FourLegsGood
For new products and services. You can see how backwards that is. Secondly a public investment bank can do the same. 2/2
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PassionateIndifference
My local shops are pricey so I normally stock up every couple weeks. Because of these asshats I get seen as a hoarder when I just need food
makacek
but virus is a parasite tho
FailedCrate
Could also be one of those bankster & bic corp guys.
Crustypeanut
I mean to be fair, she did pay for it with her own money..
Crustypeanut
A proper parasite would be something like corporations or senators..
Abekrampe
Need a picture of politicians / inside traders and the word leech under it aswell.
Sleepysummoner
That bacteria is a corn dog with hair
NotmyUsername2000
I hate this image, thanks.
DemSumBigAssRidges
At state fairs, all corn dogs are corn dogs with hair.
sithney
the floor model
Maaatth
It's the testicle of a person with a high concentration of melanin.
pareidoliaperson
cepacolusmaximus
Got it
guyanesebro420
It's to feed his dorkfish
demolitionlover09
Hah, insert “sick reference bro” gif here
MrPoopStick
Great for hangovers
Quenya3675
A better example of parasite would be pharmaceutical companies price gouging.
kemsat
Virus looks like a ball full of pocket pussies; bacteria look like they have a bunch of soft penises. Do you think they get along?
nojustsayitdont
Drawing not to scale. Bacti-penis would be larger in diameter than the entire virus. Could fit thousands of virus in the bacteria.
Zaruzen
So my ballsack is a bacteria?
handbanana13
Everybody is so holier than thou here. You’re just as scared and dumb as those people.
Wizardicus
Ding ding ding
nojustsayitdont
There is a difference between how one feels, and how one behaves. Intelligence can be a factor in preventing a bad emotional reaction 1/
nojustsayitdont
from turning into a bad behavioral reaction. So, no. You are incorrect.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
But that’s the thing. I’m buying normal amounts of shit, staying indoors as much as possible and I’m calm. So, no.
handbanana13
So what. I bet you do tons of ridiculous things and have many stupid beliefs. Enough pointing fingers and doing nothing to help anybody.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Sounds like your teenage angst and ignorance is a big part of the problem.
handbanana13
What problem is that?
cosonfused
nice to see lectrr on here.
nojustsayitdont
They all be parasites. One is just more despicable because it has a choice.
thanatos777
There are plenty of landlords that fit the third classification, too.
ccgflc
let's not spread hate. I know someone who had to buy a lot of tp for several of her elderly neighbors
IFoldlyGo
Check how much they need - https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/
TommyWa
sheets per wipe:2 .... yeah I don't think anyone only uses 2 sheets per wipe...
mjangelvortex
Especially if the paper is thin.
meganical
KindaClueless
Please don't insult Parasites like that.
Mordy9
JosephSelah
Ick! I'm proud of all the people who chose better beer
turboshandy
It’s like twice as expensive as most the other crates on those shelves
twocatsgluedbacktobacktodefyphysics
It's funny people assume this picture to be American, but those are some nice fat prices in pounds. BREXIT BREXIT
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
We learned it from YOU, DAD
crateo
Well, the fruit doesn´t fall far from the tree, does it?
VaardArk
I think if you search google for “[country] panic buying”, you’ll find that people are people, regardless of nationality.
TurdBurglar3000
I didn't assume it's American, I know UKinnians are just about as ignorant.
narniasreal
That's what you get when a proper education costs money. A country with a majority of morons.
ForTex
Here the corona shelves are empty because everyone buys them for the memes ?
nojustsayitdont
UNpopular opinion, but I like Corona on a hot day. Better than the standard american beers, such as Bud or Michelob or Coors. Negro Modelo 1
nojustsayitdont
is made by the same company and decent as well. Oh well.Guess I'll go stock up. I hear beer is essentially alcoholic bread anyways.
Imgerruinedimger
Have we considered the possibility that it's just really shitty beer? Maybe it looked like that 5 months ago too?
wiresnake
probably, but that's still not proof that people aren't stupid enough to believe there's a correlation.
Flyms
doesnt matter. Statistic shows that people buy it less now.
CHEESEBAG
Statistics show that people are buying more now, that was probably the first pallet gone so they replaced it first
Flyms
Where is that statistic?
CHEESEBAG
https://www.factcheck.org/2020/03/coronavirus-fears-havent-sunk-sales-of-corona-beer-in-u-s/
secularink
Corona is good refreshing summer beer. I wouldn't drink it now.
Tiredoftrouble101
I'm not much fun at parties, so: isn't that only one bacterium?
Mediumtim2
You typically refer to multiples, so "these bacteria" look like this. "Bacterium" is rarely used, sometimes to refer to a specific genus.
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LagerthaL16
Thank you for the reference. Parasites are usually killed with fire, right?
Gamboatrucking
Yes 👍
HrodgardNagrand
Yeah and by the looks of it, these should be really flammable.
monkeyslotsofthem
Must be all the toilet paper
Govote
Or with votes. Check your voter registration at vote.gov
KillerTofu615
I can't they cancelled the election illegally
Govote
Where
KillerTofu615
ohio
Govote
Give me sources and we'll dig into this. DM me
WeirdandOdd
speciltokens6
Ehh, it's best to nuke it from orbit. Sterilize the surrounding area as well.
mdlusk22
It's the only way to be sure.
ridureyu
Go and do so?
goflyblind
no! you might hit the toilet paper, which could be collected and distributed after the parasite is dead.
meganical
ThrownClub
Or a hammer
RoodKontjeAapje
Some of them can be poisoned I think.
Gamboatrucking
Yes they have antidote that you can use to kill them
rangermcfadden
Only one way to be sure-
AntRam95
strideo
Is to take off and nuke the entire site from orbit?
TheBricking
I understand that reference!
laton
Hey! Put that fire over by all the other fire!