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Mar 17, 2022 10:43 PM
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ThatTedCruz
You forgot the most well armed military... the american people.
JackingMeHoff
Ukraine farmer is so on top of Russia.
SpaceHaze91
Oh this is good! Last time I saw, the farmers were in the #5 slot. Movin' on up!!!
ILuvMyUserName
Bit misleading. If we're talking tanks, mobile artillery, heavy equipment? prolly legit then
Durahl
Yeeaaa... After Russias current debacle it's probably safe to say ppl will want to switch over to using Quality instead of Quantity charts.
StinkyBlumbus
gilliamv
JesaraB
(The Onion, 1999, badly sourced, but funny) https://www.theonion.com/society-for-creative-anachronism-seizes-control-of-russ-1819565189
JesaraB
by badly sourced I mean they make geographical errors etc that could have been fixed with a map while writing.
DeckardB26354
World of Tanks meets Farmville.
TsubakiTragic
Russia is too high on that list.
SqueezitTheClown
The Ukrainian farmers are stealing my winning strategy from Homeworld
shyriath
I bet it's Jeff.
IFriggenLoveBears
Igor and Jeff need to team up. They'd be unstoppable.
LaughingMan2Gig
NYPD should be on this
skapanda616
This looks like a graph of militaries by soldier count. The meme would work better with a graph of militaries ranked by hardware/weaponry
criggie
only if its Log scale :-\
skapanda616
Surely if ranked by 'tanks per-capita' Ukrainian Farmers have a commanding lead.
ModernVoodooApostasy
esp since many civil service jobs are considered army in some countries
Lightsmith
And some have mandatory service.
NomNomNomNomNomNomf
Graph with militaries ranked by hardware and weaponry that actually work
Heffe3737
I’m not even sure that it’s soldier count. China has just an incredible number of divisions compared to the US.
EaNasirIsABastard
Soldiers are more comparable than hardware. How do you compare a WW2 style tank and an F35?
Megamastermetamememaker
Then Luxembourg would probably in the first place... no joke.
Megamastermetamememaker
I mean as weapons/ vehicles per infanterist.
AdmiralBananaSplitter1
1. US Air Force. 2. US Navy
Lightsmith
For military Aircraft. Yup.
Raanmaz
5. One USA Nimitz Class Aircraft carrier (no fleet assistance)
SkamanSam
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/military-size-by-country
henrytheninth
Would like to see countries ranked by numbers of tractors. These seem to be the key military resource.
AngurProne
India might be pretty far up that. Mahindra sells a lot.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
https://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Agriculture/Tractors woooo go merica!
bondance
Jak8714
I was about to say. Last I checked, USA military was biggest and most expensive in the world; not that this is a good thing, but still…
Lightsmith
China has more people which is what this is based on.
zHurk777
russia has thousands of tanks of many different types & thousands of various other armored vehicles.
EaNasirIsABastard
Sure, But China doesn't pay as much for soldiers/engineers/manufacturing. I read a US soldier is payed 16* higher than a Chinese.
souleater2847
I mean it has it perks…
Jak8714
Yes, well, I still think we could stand to knock off a zero or two, and spend that money on healthcare.
lestasi
Does, does that really ruin the joke for you?
BrigidSarah
Imgur being Imgur.
ChalkCoatedDonut
The US would still remain in the 3rd place.
mjm952
Would it tho?
ChalkCoatedDonut
Yes, it could get 2nd including their bases in other countries but so China and Russia.
zHurk777
Why would you not include US overseas bases? Those are still part of the US military. russia & china have thousands of useless tanks.
PenguinPlans
Aircraft The US has a significant lead on. With tanks that would be Russia or China. Navy ship tonnage US has a lead, but China has quantity
zHurk777
The US has a high vehicle-to-soldier ratio, possibly still the highest ratio in the World.
license2kilt
The US has more military aircraft than the next five countries combined.
GoldFrieza
Yeah but they’re all carriers. What about actual combat aircraft?
license2kilt
With the numbers I could find, the US has roughly the same as Russia and China combined.
cbminecrafter
The US air force is the largest in the world, with the US navy being the second largest. We have air superiority in craft quality as well
QSteele
Where's Steve?
FayedDaPurpleMonkeyFighter
He knows his rights
PandAnomoly
Who the hell is Jeff
ActionJohnnie
anotherusernamed