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Aug 25, 2017 2:37 PM

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, at least your internet connection work !

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v

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Um. What episode is this?

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"I wouldn't bend over near it" - Elon Musk

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Just the tip, maybe?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much you wanna bet there's already some r34 of this on Tumblr?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand your words! You're trying to scare me on facebook!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Autobots, pull out!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moving while The Nozzle is "Engaging" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle.

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..and that, son, is how Smart cars are born.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THE NOZZLE!

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The blinking light at the end had me cracking up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Orgasm?

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Hnng

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Put some hair around it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This seems unnecessarily complicated

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unf.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lewd!

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

It could be worse. So much worse. v

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And some dumb bitch will STILL find a way to drive away with it plugged in.

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I look forward to the day when most cars are autonomous.

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I think most electric cars disable the drive system while the charger is plugged in.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

But she will STILL find a way

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Bitch was not meant to be gender specific.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That dumb bitch

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Bareback and all!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do Not Look Away From.....The Nozzle.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Please do not be alarmed. We are about to engage.... the nozzle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That pulsing light though...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good ol muskaroo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

“Pl-Please be gentle, Robot-kun!”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, good ol' Musky!

9 years ago | Likes 244 Dislikes 5

no one ever calls him that

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Is that... Renewable energy...?

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Rich and Morty did it first

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Literally no one

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Everyone calls me that.

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v

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Mi scusi!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is this from?

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Eurotrip

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Ah, alright. Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tunnel!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything that would keep my ass from getting out and pumping god damned gas I'll side with

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Move to Oregon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pumping gas I don't mind but god I hate the "I just got into town for my ___'s funeral and now I need money for gas" beggars.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Move to Oregon. They take exception when you leave the car.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would not recommend putting gas in a tesla

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

I'm old school

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

With one of these outside I am staying in so it don't go in my ass

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lol now that would be shocking

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Er... electricity

9 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 1

You van use the technology for gasoline as well. It's just a moving snake like arm. Doesn't matter what you use it for.

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That's what she said

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Sure, but the gas being a liquid and all might cause some spills and shit if there's any defects.

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Err, don't gas pumps today prevent you from pumping gas if you just have the pump out in the air? Why would that be any different?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Move to New Jersey

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Around here, it used to be common to have an attendant pump gas for you. They'd wash your windshield, clean the mirrors, etc. Not anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, if you are sitting in the car for hours while it charges, then... ok.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sentence didn't end the way I thought it would.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah go to New Jersey it sucks. Two words: gas lines.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're standing in the wrong spot you'll get your ass pumped full of gas :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Move to Oregon and only patronize full service stations.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you would move to Jersey?

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This is why I can't have a Tesla. I live in a place not equipped for them. Maybe someday

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I mean, you know you can just charge them at home, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn you beat me to it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oregon also!

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Shut up! Be cool man.

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If it gets ppl to move out of WA I'll do it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You would stab your brother in the back just for a moment of quite?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First rule of Oregon is don't talk about Oregon.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From Washington. I have a similar rule except it's not working...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you tried setting your state on fire? Results may vary.

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