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May 13, 2016 9:57 PM
JonathonHill01
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Suavesuaverson
ahhh some many puns:)
thebestinthewest
Buh dum tss
Bomchickawahwah
http://instantrimshot.com/
daithi19
"Sighs" well played
jackbos
ಠ_ಠ (1/2)
jackbos
ಠ_ಠ
FireKeepersDogma
Step one: go outside
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
I'm the eye hole man! Get all up outta here with my eyeholes!
Dingus2
WHY CAN'T I UPVOTE AND DOWNVOTE AT THE SAME TIME?
Obandigo
13 year old self remembers this joke from back in the day
yummmmm
i'm the eyehole man
reverendleonard
Cockeyed
tehPhreakmang
DarkSock
She asked him if he'd like her number; he said "Would I ??? WOULD I ?!? " so she screamed back "bald bastard! Bald bastard!" and ran away
Davinhiscrusaders2
Dad what did i tell you about using the internet?
Mariostar7
I like this because it isn't a twist. It's still a happy ending, just so happens it's a pun.
stillborntoiletbaby
Fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd:
brasky456
Go the fuck to bed, Dad.
msmooen
She just puts the eye back in without washing it? Dude.
NayeliFierro
BAHAHA! So I should lose an eye? Jk... 0.o
anakedgoober
Dad level joke +1
premierelemon
Always wondered how a fake eye doesn't just seem to always be looking off in random directions. Even if only by a little.
Cereaza
Wait, who's trying to pick up who here?
ConfessionBare
Ooooooh yah baby. Socket to me.
lazyhobbit
take the fucking upvote... well played.
liamario
He responded, "eye, lmao!"
BilldeTurlock
"Hare-lip hare-lip!" <-- for old-timers
justmehe
Peg leg, Peg leg!!!
SuperDelux
Thanks, I was thinking about that.
BilldeTurlock
"Would I, would I??Q?"
UnhelpfulAnswers
"get out!" - replied the man
lenomdeplume
This is now my second fave joke for picking up women...after the no thigh-gap means tight vag thing.
vaultdweller907
Repost
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
Corny as fuck... I approve.
rdmguy
Not many cornea
AceOfNines
CORNEAS FUCK???
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=corny
Kittenman15
I found I had a friend with a glass eye. It just came out in conversation.