IMayNotReplyToYou
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Credit to someone else, just wanted to share the humour:)
Sep 29, 2017 9:45 PM
IMayNotReplyToYou
119207
1640
46
Credit to someone else, just wanted to share the humour:)
idonthavetimeforthiseither
Guarantee someone is looking to buy some on Amazon right..........now
FrogBotherer
Ever stepped on one of those?
TotallyLost
As a sail boat, I don't get it.
DisarmedFire
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Took me way too long to realize those weren’t bags of weed. I was confused why he was trying to trick people into thinking not wasn’t weed.
kowala88
glad I'm not the only one
civicrocker
Ahhh. Good old trucker jokes!
MisterLemons
$10 for air. Yep, that sounds like NY.
ComradeNinjaCow
chunkii
I bought some of these. They are fantastic! Only 10 dollars that's a steal! I paid 5x that!
pjruss
Were they gluten free?
chickadeedeedeedee
The ones I got were gluten AND soy free!
LustrousShadow
For sail*
CrystalCry
Could you use a car battery and an air compressor to push a tiny sailboat?
onlyhalfghost
Probably not, since there's going to be a force in the opposite direction on the compressor. More efficient to use it as a pump jet.
ambrosiuscomehereatonce
don't you have to get off the boat to use one?
Paragon19
For some people these actually double as transplantable brain matter.
Howtogrowwood
I have cordless extension cords and dvd rewinders for sale
LilArtist
This guy reminds em of the villian from the Lorax "the guy that found a way to sell air*
cybernoodle
Took me entirely too long to get this
TheVoiceOfMorganFreeman
How about headlight boat fluid?
SnackMasterRanger
You can buy it in the store right next to the can of steam and clutch fluid
LordPlumbus
Always keep that right next to my high speed radiator caps
5P4C3M4N
And the exhaust bearings?
Burke616
Can you substitute blinker fluid in a pinch, or does it need to be headlight boat fluid?
Pheanyxe
Hopewell Junction?! @op, I grew up in Beekman!
WannieTheSane
Is that NY for New York? Because OP said "humour" so I suspect they are from the Commonwealth.
billymaditsdone
LifeHack: Roll two or three of them bad boys up and us it to hump/masterbate. Poor mans fleshlight......*sad mans fleshlight
Caochlaoch
evilgendo
scnottaken
putzcommander
saseko777
You are truly clever
CoachAlex
That thing straight up turned into an airplane wing
VagabondEngineer
https://youtu.be/lDK9QqIzhwk?t=1m15s
ENCHANTMEN
Sailboat, this is Air Traffic Control, please contact NASA for departure
Bystandr
"I believe I can dieeeeee"
MrSaturday
Ambitious beginning, incorrect form and loose grip after twenty feet, a solid C+
MrsHowVeryDareYou
(I don't get it ????)
Cheomesh
Sailboats use wind. Those are bags of air used as packaging cushion.
Mexrose75
Phew. Thought I was the only one.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Well. I'm an idiot! Helps to read carefully... I thought I saw green stuff IN the pockets and got distracted. Thank you friends!!!
pokebug666
Those are bags of air used in shipping. Sailboats are wind (air) powered.
DavidBowiesBulge
Sailboat fuel is air...
420eatit
Sailboats traditionally don't need fuel, as they are propelled by the wind in their sails
Zapper83
Thank you for the explanation. My English is not perfect so I thought sailboat meant any boat you could sail. Pffff..
Hendlton
Oh come on... Some of them also have engines as well.
n8crafter
Those are motor-sail boats.
bloodtypeinfinity
Whelp I'm officially dumb.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Welcome to club! I hear we have T-shirts.
Darkspire
You've come to the right place.
eurekaaa
TheDarkNerd
But the bag would have to be set free behind you when you do this! Otherwise the force of the bag deflating will transfer right back with 1/
TheDarkNerd
equal or greater magnitude than the push on your sails. Really dumb idea, no idea why anyone would think this would work.
420eatit
Sarcasm is hard to read sometimes , I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here ;)