Aug 18, 2024 9:59 PM
Boxzsak
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From the 1800's
mercswar
I want one for three wick candles
Twinklepot
Beautiful and useful.
kkanne20
"Hey Candle™️, can you turn off in 15 minutes? Thanks"
SirBobby98121
Victorian problems call for Victorian solutions.
steelundecided
The original Clapper. Lights off
trinxter
Yes, but they were working on androids already in the 1600s. https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/early-androids-and-artificial-speech/
DiscountMentat
Fill the clappers with black powder to use this as an alarm instead.
WhatUpDog3000
Servants hate this trick.
syntheticgod8
Keeps you from burning your house down. Makes sense
drakionx
People have always been clever and innovative
IgnisInvictus
Oh that's cool.
AWhoopOfGorillas
Cryoplazma
eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
HubicPairs
A pedo waxing poetic about his own career
HypnagogicHallucinations
They're taking our jobs!!!
htapoicoS
Derkkerr jeeerrbbsss
Deathtospam
Mechanical engineering is awesome.
mannabananarama
For candles…yeah right.
Myothercarisadelorean
Put... Put your candles in it.
whoisyourdaddy
It's not a 'courting timer'?
J4nein4ne
I'm curious as to how gentle this is on the wick. I'd like to see the base of the clappy part be a little more flared out in the middle.
HardcoreMango
So.. when you go soft it just kinda pinches the tip of your dick?
NerdyBloke
So I spend 30 minutes falling asleep just to be woken up 30 minutes later by the sound of this thing snapping together? What is this? Sleeping for ants?
briham86
xj4low
Do you want hot wax flung all over the room? Because that's how you get wax everywhere.
Rubyrose99
I mean say what you want, it works as advertised.
Wombatish
Confused Fire Marshall: Somehow, the lit candle just exploded? Mostly in that direction.
GravityError
There must be an easier way!
CheeseborgarSoop
The pausing and then starting again is what makes it hilarious.
Patronsaintofboredom
That is the dumbest thing ever. I want it
Tehrenz
Why am I laughing so hard
davcam
Jheklstuff
itsallaboutthecones
Vergenbuurg
gotosleep gotosleep gotosleep v
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
i hwas gonna post that
ChazzK
*candle self-ignites*"... I'm sorry"
nicknac241
This kills the candle.
JackHL01
mrmb
SirRuppOfFigs
150 years old, and this guys wearing rubber gloves
ThomasTheWankEnglne
needs protection for when then candle goes out and the darkness rolls in like the tide on a beach of rock.
SomeDetroitGuy
...yes? I don't understand your point. Just because it's old we should treat it as disposable or something?
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
He probably just found them in an old antique couch. If it was JD’s, he should probably have not put them on.
SmashySashimi
It could be from not wanting to get it dirtier, or because it’s made of unsafe metals! Antiques are fun.
painstream
Finger oils corrode the material (which is probably made with lead).
shotty814
... so it's not a chastity cage. Or even more magical, working the other way so it blooms like a flower!
MithridateEupator
I'd still let you lock me in it
murderhobbit
Would you? That's fun haha
Gayforbae
Well I've got a collection... some of them even have spikes!
ChastityDoll
Spikes seem a little too extreme for me. I just like regular old chastity.
davesaint01930
I have several cages, I have a niche situation, though. I have huge balls and average shlong. The biggest ring is the only one that fits.
Well clearly the solution is to cut off the balls
No way.
mercswar
I want one for three wick candles
Twinklepot
Beautiful and useful.
kkanne20
"Hey Candle™️, can you turn off in 15 minutes? Thanks"
SirBobby98121
Victorian problems call for Victorian solutions.
steelundecided
The original Clapper. Lights off
trinxter
Yes, but they were working on androids already in the 1600s. https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/early-androids-and-artificial-speech/
DiscountMentat
Fill the clappers with black powder to use this as an alarm instead.
WhatUpDog3000
Servants hate this trick.
syntheticgod8
Keeps you from burning your house down. Makes sense
drakionx
People have always been clever and innovative
IgnisInvictus
Oh that's cool.
AWhoopOfGorillas
Cryoplazma
eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
HubicPairs
A pedo waxing poetic about his own career
HypnagogicHallucinations
They're taking our jobs!!!
htapoicoS
Derkkerr jeeerrbbsss
Deathtospam
Mechanical engineering is awesome.
mannabananarama
For candles…yeah right.
Myothercarisadelorean
Put... Put your candles in it.
whoisyourdaddy
It's not a 'courting timer'?
J4nein4ne
I'm curious as to how gentle this is on the wick. I'd like to see the base of the clappy part be a little more flared out in the middle.
HardcoreMango
So.. when you go soft it just kinda pinches the tip of your dick?
NerdyBloke
So I spend 30 minutes falling asleep just to be woken up 30 minutes later by the sound of this thing snapping together? What is this? Sleeping for ants?
briham86
xj4low
Do you want hot wax flung all over the room? Because that's how you get wax everywhere.
Rubyrose99
I mean say what you want, it works as advertised.
Wombatish
Confused Fire Marshall: Somehow, the lit candle just exploded? Mostly in that direction.
GravityError
There must be an easier way!
CheeseborgarSoop
The pausing and then starting again is what makes it hilarious.
Patronsaintofboredom
That is the dumbest thing ever. I want it
Tehrenz
Why am I laughing so hard
davcam
Jheklstuff
itsallaboutthecones
Vergenbuurg
gotosleep gotosleep gotosleep
v
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
i hwas gonna post that
ChazzK
*candle self-ignites*
"... I'm sorry"
nicknac241
This kills the candle.
JackHL01
mrmb
SirRuppOfFigs
150 years old, and this guys wearing rubber gloves
ThomasTheWankEnglne
needs protection for when then candle goes out and the darkness rolls in like the tide on a beach of rock.
SomeDetroitGuy
...yes? I don't understand your point. Just because it's old we should treat it as disposable or something?
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
He probably just found them in an old antique couch. If it was JD’s, he should probably have not put them on.
SmashySashimi
It could be from not wanting to get it dirtier, or because it’s made of unsafe metals! Antiques are fun.
painstream
Finger oils corrode the material (which is probably made with lead).
shotty814
... so it's not a chastity cage. Or even more magical, working the other way so it blooms like a flower!
MithridateEupator
I'd still let you lock me in it
murderhobbit
Would you? That's fun haha
Gayforbae
Well I've got a collection... some of them even have spikes!
ChastityDoll
Spikes seem a little too extreme for me. I just like regular old chastity.
davesaint01930
I have several cages, I have a niche situation, though. I have huge balls and average shlong. The biggest ring is the only one that fits.
Gayforbae
Well clearly the solution is to cut off the balls
davesaint01930
No way.