shrekisourogrelord
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Horse lungs when inflated
Dec 16, 2016 11:00 PM
shrekisourogrelord
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cmererightmeow
Hay is for.....goddammit.
Bigklem
What's wrong with that dog?
rockgolf
3,429 future hot dogs.
VielSpass
I remember learning histology looking at rat eyelids under a microscope. Stuff U do in medical school, "to help people." Sigh... 1+ lungs
ISwearByZoroaster
You mom's lungs...
NotGonnaSugarCoat
*when inflated
nfseskimo
hay*
Almightytoad
With those on the table he's probably a little hoarse.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Well put them back
LehTurtle
*Hay is for horses
baturro
He's gonna need those back.
shanianigans
Where's the f'ing banana ?
velma52189
Read that as "horse's tongues." Genuinely confused for a moment
itchybackside
Did the horse smoke? There were some black parts to it?
chrissienw
Is the horse okay>
chewdogga
All this time I thought they had like people sized organs.
3inchconnection
same
davebeastly
He's gonna be alright though, yeah?
Danragon101
TIL Humanity has been riding four-legged air bags for more than 2000 years.
chylde
from hauling OP's fat ass around
Unverified
Imagine the endurance you would have if you put them in a human
Banditsalmon
And this is why we take our horses to the equine clinic for euthanasia. They get dissected for the vet students.
ditto12g
I understand the value in that, but I wouldn't be to do that with our horses.
Banditsalmon
Our lot is too small to bury them. We would if we could.
ditto12g
We have a rendering service that we call; they take them and they bury them or cremate them as we request. They're wonderful people!
Banditsalmon
That's nice that you have that service. It's illegal in the US to take a dead horse off property so we take them to the Uni for euthanasia
ditto12g
I'm in the US, and it's definitely not illegal where we are!
sabriel415
Thank you. Cadavers and necropsy are such a valuable tool and gift to us!
Harryteeters
Damn, they ain't horsin' around
HelpfulMasturbationTips
You were just waiting to lung that one out of storage, hay?
accountforsexstuff13
great ass show
BobKatt
They look like colossal, bacon-colored empanadas.
caseythefacey
I thought it looked like a volcano lol
thevortexmaster
I'd eat it
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Mmmmmmm empanadas
ItAllTastesLikeBacon
Bacon?
llortamai
Wow, now I want to eat horse lungs..
FerricGuy
and missing some parts... like the rest of the horse.
ealkrjj
He got a factory job. It's a bit of a sticky situation, but he's holding it together.
InitHello
Savage af fam.
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
That was a glue joke a very dark glue joke
pogofo
I ate some horse lung once...it tasted exactly like you would expect a lung to taste and with the airsacs....followed it with vodka
NoGunsNoCats
Hay no?
banjak
If only we could train horses to blow up balloons.
BoozeHound001
They could blow up hot air balloons
LadySasquatch
And pool floats
MrXtacle
Horses are smart! Very often they inhale when you put the saddle on. So when they exhale it won't be as tight. Bonus is that the rider falls
trippintherift
I tried, but apparently neigh means neigh...
MOTHERFUCKINGBERNIESANDERS
Currently trying not to wake up my gf silently laughing at this
MasterControlProgram
The last time someone trained a horse to blow something they got deported
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
actually, they got married and had kids http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-500x337.jpg
MasterControlProgram
RufusTheNakedMoleRat
http://imgur.com/DMzLs3l
FoxEarFetish
raptorking
NekedWitJello
Did...did the horse make it?
DrRad
He did make these
ThecommentFarmer
How could he have made his own lungs? Don't you know how math works in history?
notabrainlet
Nah it's all glue.
ZTLoki
I laughed too hard at this comment.
BarfTittiesGalore
You were able to laugh party by... Lungs!
BarfTittiesGalore
Party works. Partly, a little better
Telruin
Are you saying you wouldn't attend a lung party?
AbstractBettaFish
He's in STABLE condition!
Warriozprince
Slow clap ????
Xeropoint
You're just saying that to jockey for more points.
Matt420itsmybirthdayimnotapothead
Listen here you little shit
WaffleDestroyer
tomyironmane
Well, his condition will remain unchanged for the foreseeable future, until he is used to bind two objects together.
MozillaFirecox
CptJohnYossarian
Hayyyyyy!
christiangoth
Well, I mean, you're not wrong.
CarbonWalrus
Neigh, he did not survive
PrinceTisHere
Hey quit horsing around here!
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
Ayy
Nonkahuna
UncleMcGrandpa
Nellybear
Looks like he wasn't a smoker at least
OffendedSkeleton
CoomebackKidd
Anonaru
RubyDJMoon
Holy shit, fucking A Bugs Life
Anonaru
I wanted a kinda savage looking twisted LOL reaction gif, and hopper randomly came to mind... it had to be made!
CzarNicolasIII
Yes
Quitsendingmespaghettibymail
Yeah he's healthy as a horse now
helpusdrzaius
vets are working day and night
employeeoftheyear
I'm no veterinarian but you should probably put those back.
LesbianRedwings
Literally LOL'd. Good one
AMRIV
Put those things back where they came from or so help me!
obscureusername
Or so help me! And scene!
ItalianSteak
I G O T T A M O V E H E R E , I T ' L L B R I N G D O W N T H E H O U S E
COOL69GUY420ZONE
spitfire
Is that Grumpy??
PvtBubbles
He better be in a stable condition, I've got a lot riding on this...
MACARLOS
He ded
JimboGreaves
Yup, made it all the way to the glue factory.
TheAvocadoMunk
He probably ended up in ikea's meatballs
mindroid005
Hey Tom, we know that we're losing him cause we CAN HEAR THE BEEPS!!!
SensibleChuckleNorris
Please, this is serious. Quit stallion around and tell us.
CaptainSmartAzz
Its ok his back up lungs are still healthy
Pandaphant
His parents made it
QueenAmy
Yes
Thewayofthebear
Yes, but he'll never breath again.
eclect0
Well, let me put it this way: He'll never play the clarinet.
EpicMasterMan
He made it to the butcher.
NegentropyX
He coughed them up through his nostrils.
shinagami091
I bought you some glue to hold it together....but it's probably made of that horse
usercide
I was going to say there's no way those are horse lungs. They are too big BUT they get this big when inflated. https://youtu.be/Kk5JYWFbBvw
peopledontlikehearingwhatyoureallythink
Terrifying.
iKeepLosingBobbyPins
There are pipes leading from the tap in the background? Could they be filling the lungs with water? Is that a thing?
VJ68131
Yes, water is a thing.
3inchconnection
The girl in the back looks so happy with the situation
CentennialFalcon
That girl is on a list
bzip2
wtf why
Theflyingbigbadwolf
A part of me wanted the lungs to burst...
Almightytoad
I'm eating. I was concerned.
MadameTreeTrunks
I kept shielding my eyes just in case they did.
missladymondegreen
can you imagine having that job? "what'd you do at work today, honey?" "blew up some horse lungs... how about you?"
KoalaK
I've done this job with pig lungs instead of horse lungs!
CethinLux
I dunno if it's just me, but those lungs do not look healthy
Freakingdoomguy
Maybe the horse was a smoker
LETSGETIT300NIGGA
So it's like a balloon or a penis, always really small until they get blown
usercide
Hmmm... do you think lungs shrink in cold water too?
LETSGETIT300NIGGA
Does a cow like his neck getting rubbed?