VampirezKing
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Just a big understanding
Jan 6, 2020 5:27 PM
VampirezKing
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MyDickIsAsLongAsThisUserName
My coworker, who takes the mail, has called our mail lady, Ms. Poole, Ms. Poo for 7 years.
TheRealArclight
close enough...
CrazyLizardLady86
Partied w/ an Austin girl offering her weed to us all. One friend said no & it took her a sex before she laughed, "right I'm not in Austin"
SailorKepler186f
:(
Jess105804
Store I worked at had a guy nicknamed “Bike” cuz he had a motorcycle. I thought it was “Mike”. He got mad, “Do I look like a Mike!?” IDFK!
polkjameskpolk
I used to work with a woman named Woobie. Spelled Awa u b y
wantednokes
Maybe someone better get him a speech therapist
sprfrkdvd
Just a big misundeWstanding
Smugzey
As a Reid, I speak super quietly and have basically the same problem. I try to avoid Starbucks for this reason.
OGcreek
Bahahahaha
Asteroidrules
Co-producer: Speed Reid.
anitabieror6
met an almost normal slow guy who told us his name was T-bone. someone finally talked to his mom and Steven had a high fever as a kid
handbanana13
Oh fuck yeah.
mindolluin
Oh that's good. That's real good
notme222
The kid probably thought you were wetarded.
funeralpyre
Wewease Wodewick!
friendsofsandwiches
Oh hey Kripke
sandyman23
Coworker introduced himself as “Maulk.” Spelled it like that when I asked. Later I was asked about working with Mark. “I haven’t met a mark”
myproudburner
Stay weird Austin.
idrinkcheapbeer
May family owned a liquor store. An asian guy came into for a pack of Winstons every day. Every new hire was confused by "win-tons"
Imgerruinedimger
I work with a few Filapino nurses. I would have got it. You learn to adjust for the accent over time but there is a learning curve.
therealcynic
Had one report a patient who had "parasynthesis". She meant paracentesis.
0GreatSnakes0
A new Zealander coworker introduced himself as Wez. But because of his accent I thought it was Wizz. I thought it was a nickname or smthing.
0GreatSnakes0
I called the guy Wizz for a week
procrastinatingagain
You didn't get a list of who was there?
dknoce
Well if it isn’t the CIA...
GroovyFBI
Amateur hour
ScythH02
HEY! That's my name and that was my little brothers speech impediment as a kid. I was Weedie all growing up!
dutchtreat
And still known as that among your friends!
kevlarburrito
I had a friend once...
kevlarburrito
...it was okay...not sure I’d do it again though.
invaderjay87
My best friend’s brother is named Reid and I used to joke that it was Reed, because his parents couldn’t decide on Reefer or Weed.
sammyismycat
yourelivingalloverme
I kept addressing an old black man, customer of mine, Mr. Weems. It was Mr. Williams. I felt like a huge ass.
jsnforce
Well, I mean, if he can't say his own name correctly, he shouldn't get upset about it.
ActionJohnnie
Hugh Jass
bigsteve31sk8
Maybe he thought you had a speech impediment. Lol.
DJent777
GinOClock
Are you Hugh Jass?
OliverClothesoff70
I knew a person in school whose last name really was Weems. Not impossible.
LateNightBunnyParty
I knew some Weims myself.
cptnpu5sylicker
Forgive me for asking, but was him being black relevant to the statement?
yourelivingalloverme
Yes. It was intended for the reader to trigger an association based visual and help quickly paint a picture, to accompany my story. Problem?
zachattach117
Don't. I work at a pharmacy in the south, happens a lot. If you say 'Williams' in a quick, southern accent it sounds like 'Weems'
ebonyfaery
I knew a Weyms.
Thedirtydirtdirt
How you doing missa wyyyums
RogueMonkeys
On a scale from 1-10 how southern was be?
yourelivingalloverme
Detroit suburb, but had to have been originally from the south. The deep south
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
I'll be the judge of that. Let me feel you.
yourelivingalloverme
Prinzka
Touch me
Pikka
Such a lovely movie.
yourelivingalloverme
Saw it for the first time a few months ago. I was blown away!
MermaidBiologist
What movie is it?
Bluecynic
The Fly with Jeff Golblum and Gena Davis. Fantastic film.
PutThePRNDLinD
Should have asked 'Really?'. Would have gotten 'Yes, wheelie.' back.
adolfoliverhersheynipples
lol
HandoB4Javert
He has two brothers, Woger and Woddewick.
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Lol Im dead WIP
Imjusthereforthecomments
Waff out woud.
popebadass
RTF is Wong with you guys?!
DooksandPooks
Cheese BUUHGUUH
MiguelMatos
You guys are smart af.
BadWolfDivides
As someone who grew up with a bad R speech impediment, I feel this. I had no idea how bad it was till I heard my own voice in like 2nd grade
Sneemaster
Had the same until I was 8 years old. Speech therapy fixed it but I didn't notice how bad it was until then.
BadWolfDivides
I was in speech therapy from preschool to 8th grade. In retrospect I don't think I can feel my tongue make the movement thanks to 1/?
BadWolfDivides
getting hit by a car and slamming my face into asphalt right before I turned 2. Had a "dead" tooth removed when I was around 4 from nerve2/?
BadWolfDivides
Damage around my mouth (from my understanding). Also had a "mild" (as my mother put it) concussion. No one really thought to put the two 2/?