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Seven-year-old Nathan is a conman in the making. He attempted to forge a note from his school saying that he was "failing" video game class, and that he would have to stay up all night to play games from now on if his parents didn't want him to be kicked out of school.
ConvertedTrash
Let him get away with just once. JUST ONCE. Thus could be the new birth of an epic gamer.
JohnnyDeformed
Sincerely, ViDeo GAme SchOOl.
PlentyOMangos
@RepostStatistics
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
Plot twist: that's a legitimate class and his principal/teacher happens to have really shitty handwriting.
InsecurePilot
Speech craft increased
HollyFlamingNinjaNaziBatman
Did he lost iPad twice?!?! And I can't even afford one
bubbleteapanties
This awesome and adorable and if my kid handed me this I'd be laughing for a solid two minutes.
jshmsh
How did he get caught?
itsBuddy
Seems legit
SnarkyScience
I mean stay up all night if you want. You're still being woke up in the morning. Let's see how many days that lasts.
Caeser88
If he was my kid, he would be grounded from those games.
BugEyedLemur
I've seen this on the FP the past like 5 days in a row. C'mon people.
SecretTarragon
Rokbound
Shit man I wished I had video-game class, kids have it so good.
DoughSlayer
from, The School. HA
epsteinxdidntxkillxhimself
Stratego89
I mean. He got ONE word wrong towards the end, and grammar is on point. Caps placement needs some work but he's doing better than 20 y/o's..
Ace5528
Man this school seems lit
iloveorangutans
But they actually have video game majors in colleges now! Parents can no longer say video games are a waste of time.
Mildphil
Wait until he gets into college and starts failing beer pong class
sparkingfuse
This kid is going places in life.
Mattsschnitzel
From, the school
pinkahboo
Why the up votes for a child trying to decieve? This is not good...
TheGifThief
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) Seems Legit.
KingBanana8008
So close. But he misspelled electronic which gave it away.
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
And except
TheBillyBlueberry
Plot Twist: he isn't level 400 in Dark Souls, and his friends are bullying him for being a casul scrub and telling him to git gud.
TubaBandito
Second plot twist: he's only friends with his teacher Tiana Helena Elenor School who has a condition that only allows her to write childlike
thisisthefirstoneitried
I feel really bad for Ms School, not only does she have that brain condition, but her parents were also clearly pompous and crazy
TubaBandito
Poor sad THE School
saxowoe
Probably be president in a few years
thisisthefirstoneitried
I think he's a little over qualified
TheGirlInTheFireplace
^This
Porfirij
not enough spelling mistakes and too big of a vocabulary, sorry...
aflarge
See, I would give the kid one night of staying up. I'd let them think they got away with it from a week, then I'd received another letter.
aflarge
I'd make that little shit sweat as much as I could. He'd get punished for lying to me, but to a lesser extent if he gave it up on his own.
NotWrenP
Mom is that you?
thelaaaaaw
I would let him think he got away with it. Then, after a few days I'd show up at school to speak with the teacher (which I would contact)1/2
thelaaaaaw
Then I'd act as if I'm pissed at the teacher for failing his video game class while the teacher pretends he'd be sent to a lower grade.
Festivejelly
What a shit parent you would make.
kanihaznaiph
You're right, they should make the child go cut a switch & then beat them with it
Viridescent
Right, because teaching a kid to admit their own wrong is horrible.
aflarge
Why? The kid will remember the embarrassment of being out-fooled a lot better than it'll remember getting yelled at or spanked. Pragmatism.
Festivejelly
Its a 7 year old. I take it you live in the USA or Canada, which might explain it.
aflarge
You're right, I guess I should just shout or hit to condition obedience instead of trying to teach them to be honest.
CityYeti
See, I'd make it a punishment. He wants to stay up late? I find out what day he has gym the next day and do it the night before.
featheredmonkey
yup
thezookeeper
please don't do this to your gym teacher. Or any teacher. It's damn hard to do our job if you don't do yours.
Legne
Gym is everyday..
thezookeeper
depending on the district
SkatanRules
Wtf? Seriously, wow.
DianeKC
In my elementary school, we had gym maybe 2-3 times a week. It wasn't until middle school that it was every day.
thezookeeper
Sure yeah it's common sense but kids come in all the time complaining that they didn't get any sleep so I guess not. No need to be rude