Ignoring the guy's awareness levels for a second, it really feels like that boat should not be on that river if it has such a tiny clearance from the bridge. Especially with an open top deck that is clearly designed for people to wander around on
Oooooh... I was on a dinner boat in Thailand, they had similar clearance going under a bridge. Top deck having live music, dancing, eating, etc. Their gameplan? warn peple ahead of time to duck before going under the bridge. Then a second time while going back. Certainly not something that would have gone well over in the states without a lawsuit, Good time had by all!
this is done EVERYWHERE, you can find places in japan where the boat goes under the bridge at the driver jumps over the bridge.
this is perfectly fine, the only problem is stupid fucking tourists who don't understand common sense. I honestly feel we shouldn't care about these people because they clearly don't care about themselves.
they are the lowest of the low and the world has to cater to them because of how stupid they are, see how everyone on the boat understood the assignment?
Yeah, tourist gondolas being paddled on narrow historic waterways at 2mph. This boat is on a wide open river and going fast enough to smash someone's head in if they aren't paying attention
I have a feeling that the bridge was exactly beyond their glasses rim
Like when the post by your windshield blocks your view of someone crossing
I dno I don't have glasses it just seems like their peripheral is somehow impaired and the fact that they have literal, vision aid devices on their face seems relevant so I took a shot
Nah looks like he was talking to the person next to him, so probably wasn't paying attention to his peripherals or what was beyond the person he was talking to
Darprice
Gen Z. “It was the tism”. Me with “the tism” for 50 years and rarely ever gets that close to being knocked out while having a bad haircut.
NightlinerSGS
Just like that steel beam was about to cross his mind. Horizontally.
TheCobb1
Omg I’m so glad we didn’t just watch that person become paraplegic.
Fargus57
Younger brother looked, saw impending doom for his bro, and ... said NOTHING (then grinned). His chance to climb the family hierarchy ruined
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Bibbies217
What a weird, creepy comment
moosemaimer
HEADS UP wait
blahblahbushes
Zero situational awareness.
ThoseRulesArentReal
Fuck it let natural selection do its thing, for him and his stupid parents
clang2101
She saved his life at that speed.
247Lurker
sickbreakfast
Spatial awareness is something people are lacking these days. Just visit a Walmart.
QuantumInc
In that situation should you yell "Heads Up!" to make them pay attention?
Freak0zoid
Yell "duck". Then they go looking for a duck untill it hits them
RetiredLaserMan
Damn, almost got himself a Darwin award!
IncognitoEnthusiast
Zuegma197777
Some people need a babysitter.
ManOfEvil93
now ive seen this video, and he actually hits hit head?
darthbiscuit
Man buns don’t melt steel beams
UserNameCorrupted
Always check your direction of travel.
Apothecarius
Man buns can't melt steel beams
igglebotato
something something object permanence
ketchapOnHotdogs
Mom to the rescue.
SwampApe75
anxiety thoughts
TexMexHex
I wanted "ManBun" to vet wrecked so bad. Im terrible.
Youhavinagiraffe
Ignoring the guy's awareness levels for a second, it really feels like that boat should not be on that river if it has such a tiny clearance from the bridge. Especially with an open top deck that is clearly designed for people to wander around on
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
Do you know how rivers work? They are not the same height.... ever...
johnwalterm
Oooooh... I was on a dinner boat in Thailand, they had similar clearance going under a bridge. Top deck having live music, dancing, eating, etc. Their gameplan? warn peple ahead of time to duck before going under the bridge. Then a second time while going back. Certainly not something that would have gone well over in the states without a lawsuit, Good time had by all!
MilesGates
this is done EVERYWHERE, you can find places in japan where the boat goes under the bridge at the driver jumps over the bridge.
this is perfectly fine, the only problem is stupid fucking tourists who don't understand common sense. I honestly feel we shouldn't care about these people because they clearly don't care about themselves.
they are the lowest of the low and the world has to cater to them because of how stupid they are, see how everyone on the boat understood the assignment?
Youhavinagiraffe
Yeah, tourist gondolas being paddled on narrow historic waterways at 2mph. This boat is on a wide open river and going fast enough to smash someone's head in if they aren't paying attention
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Agreed.
unremarkableasterisk
The man bun would have absorbed the shock.
Then their skull would have absorbed the shock.
mikeatike
But no brains were harmed.
freeloaderr
Final destination
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Didn't even realize it was a dude until I read your comment.
EmailFail
He probably would have forgotten about it pretty quick at least
Torvucci
"Bonk" goes the head on the bridge.
"Bonk" goes the head on the floor.
catsandtardis
It hits you, you hit the floor, ambulance hits 60.
BobJones786
Magpiebones
Yes gramps, everyone should have a buzzcut and never enjoy their hair like they want. Hair is only for women and children.
HereIsYourOrangeSherbert
Just cause grampi wasn't into man-buns doesn't mean the rest of us ain't.
dviking
He looked and saw it was there at the start.
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Time for some new glasses
JimFromMarketing
I have a feeling that the bridge was exactly beyond their glasses rim
Like when the post by your windshield blocks your view of someone crossing
I dno I don't have glasses it just seems like their peripheral is somehow impaired and the fact that they have literal, vision aid devices on their face seems relevant so I took a shot
Acc87
He looks like the type of guy who would just ignore and than later complain lol
NLOVNI
Right?
pasthelod
object permanence is a helluva drug!
AllMyOpinionSuck
Nah looks like he was talking to the person next to him, so probably wasn't paying attention to his peripherals or what was beyond the person he was talking to
SamuthNBS
The thing about peripherals is you don't have to pay attention to them, they're always there
Fireninja404
he's also wearing glasses, so his peripherals are probably too blurry to really see anything
SamuthNBS
Now that is a very good point
Slacker127
As a person who has always needed glasses, this is the most braindead dumbass take Ive ever heard. 'Blurry' doesnt disappear a whole fucking bridge
Fireninja404
I didn't say anything about disappearing. just pointing out that he has a visual impairment that people were overlooking