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footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
That look a cat gets before it scratches the shit out of your face
Uhura
"I'm a wild vicious animal, you stupid human! Ok, just this once but next time, watch out!"
zeacorzeppelin10
That cat seems to be pretty chill for a bath.
Drunkfu
probably came in sniffing the pot
HoosierDaddy42069
Big tabby cat found. Loves tuna. Very bitey tho.
PullMyFinger2
Well, you're right about it being a cat.
Fuckme721
It's adorable
allthediodes
Wow, this ‘cat’ gets lost a lot!
DocTanner
And the entire neighborhood has exactly the same bathtub installed.
Magpiebones
You can see it in his eyes. Confused but kinda getting into it. Hunting humans yields tuna and catnip, which isn't all that bad.
Evilwall
Free baths
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
I get lost and sleep on strangers' porches for the same reason.
allthediodes
Ahhhhh I see his game now
monochrony
this must be the 10th time i've seen this picture this month.
TimothyGodfrey
kitty cat would happily eat you as well.
Hibs06
Hey I’m from Santa Rosa! Not ma kittah
suddz
Uh oh.
BakaWakka
That kitty has some crazy puppy eyes going on.
AtheistNotAntiTheist
that isn't a normal cat.
BurgundyBurrito
He's a bigun
fbullit078888
What tipped you off?
HONHHONHHONHTITTYCROISSANTS
Wildfanman18
TLDelapore
"I'm going to see how this ends"
PoppaRocker
So cute Steve French. Julian tell Ricky the fajitas are for Steve french!
TwoBirdsStonedAtOnce
Shit rock and the purr monster must have been really jealous of Steve French.
whatWolf
If you love something, set it freee
Brolytheunholy
He's just a big stoned horney kitty
PoppaRocker
What if he has Radies! Rickey it’s raBies with a B not radies...
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Any more reposts Pixar is going to make a movie about it
TheEvenPrez
Why does everything I want to hug want to murder me?
KingScorpio1105
This was funny three weeks ago when the lady posted the photo of the coyote... I guess it's still funny. Take your up vote, dammit.
loxobleu
you one brave hooman‼️
FletchCANADA
Boy, can He scratch too.
SugarShane
Can't respond if he's dead...
djangojazz
Cat was on my repost for like the 5th time this month.
opdeliversifrequested
I was all scanning scanning close imgur.......erm wtf was that? Open imgur. Its real a big ass death cat loving a bath.. im not wrong am i??
Jocktopus
That's probably how I'm gonna go, trying to tame a wild animal.
ClockworkRepairDroid
Mom! Aunt Karen is here!
jiminycreezmus
Nice
TogepiOmelette
Aunt Carol*
sellcrazysomewhereelse
LOL
TheRealBobsonDugnutt
Munnin41
DcynQuez
*Carol
TogepiOmelette
Aunt Carol*
CrackedGoggles
I think Jeff's a Disney princess.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Ah, Puma concolor
J0sephL
What in Sam Hell is a puma?
snoogans671
You mean like the shoe company?
tooomanystevesgotbanned
The puma (Puma concolor), also known as the cougar, mountain lion, Florida panther, or catamount, is a large felid native to the Americas.
TearsAreGoodLube
Thanks Wikipedia
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Wikipedia is a free online encyclopedia that allows anyone to edit articles.
liddycoat
I think you're making that up. What's next, Narwhals?
tooomanystevesgotbanned
The narwhal (Monodon monoceros), or narwhale, is a medium-sized toothed whale that possesses a large "tusk" from a protruding canine tooth.
liddycoat
Yeah yeah, you can take your imaginary pumas and narwhals and chupa-thingies and get back to work, Private.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
As the urban environment grows, it's going to ensnare more wild creatures. Our human compassion will strive to help the ones we find cute.
TanithRosenbaum
And so, the circle will close, and the big cat will kill the curious human instead of the other way around
ps238principal
And those with compassion for things that find us tasty or annoying will be selected against. There is such balance in nature.
copingcabana
I'll take a bath with a cougar any time.
Varenvel
nah , 90% will go extinct , some will adopt as pets , others will adopt to environment , its a bit sad we got so many extinct so far.
zapbranagan
It already ensnared your mother.
1414145691
cute or tasty
sixothree
He is one cute bastard.
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Which is every freaking animal so we definitely have our work cut out for us
EvillBob
And then there's the American opossum.
shrimpquin
raaadshark
They're pretty dang cute tbh
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Now, see, those will survive because we try to eradicate them at worst and ignore them at best.
Ludwigofthepotatoppl
they clean up real good, i promise.
manslut
I think they're adorable.
painehtz
DJTrickyM
He's asking why you didn't add any SAUCE??!
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DJTrickyM
HAHAHA thanks
MikeSmith1370
He have class, he give sass, but most importantly...
Badsequence
MikeSmith1370
Yes!
jhs2595
...He scream at own ass.
doubledeckerturbowagon
*manic audience cheering*
MikeSmith1370
You're damn right!
TharrickLawson
Scream? At own ass? It's more likely than you'd think.
NZSheeps
"I call the big one Bitey."
TimHanson
Yes! I just watched that one! Monorail.
willunconditionallydownvoterepoststatistics
They are adorably ugly.
Blackjackal1122
^This man gets it. Pugs of the marsupial world.
CaptainRakeHands
I think they're really cute :( Maybe it was the film Over the Hedge that did it for me
TheMrGUnit
So uncute, the only people that'll help them are blind old ladies who think it's their cat Mittens, back from a nasty fight with a lawnmower
WalkerCalvert
Or my wife, who is completely besotted with them because animal nerd.
Rarenimrod
I love your wife, they are cute!
WalkerCalvert
Me too! :-p
PRDWRaven
Did... Did he just... tame a motherfriggin puma/mountain lion/whatevertheduck?
DukePhelan
" Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?"
RevolverFirelot
"I HATE TAXES"
Bicycle55
Red vs. Blue reference! Good times.
grumpylump
A walrus
SpecialContainmentProcedures
"Tame"? No... just temporarily pacified with tuna.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Thats how you tame
SpecialContainmentProcedures
That's step ONE of how you tame. Of like... 20.
VanBuren43
*gets pencil*
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Step two is beginning to beginning to get that animal to associate you as it's pack or group- non social animals like cats make this hard.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Three is the first steps of training, getting it accept food from you, not hurt you, etc.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
*sigh* okay so step one is luring in an animal with the genetics and disposition closest to ideal. Friendly, trainable (likes human food)
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Steps four and on is basically breeding it with another of it's species with the same desirable qualities and picking from offspring