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Dog tax
HeDiedInABizarreGardeningAccident
Now all I can think of is Jews being rounded up and Hitler going "it's just a prank bro!"
AmaIthea
I'm only upvoting for the dog.
DeadZombieLiving
Bullllllshit!
RootEnoch
Has no-one told Bear Grylls about pizza?
MegalodonBastardShark
No 5 is Bollocks. Ali's last match was against Trevor Berbick in 1981.
ohthatsgood
Olivia Jane 'Cockburn' - So you thought you'd get that one by me without me noticing? Not today... not today!
assenavn4hawt
You can never please everyone all of the time!
spicyspaghettiparticles
"Only 60k"
Danniga
Is just ein prank, dude! _ Hitler
TheBirdIsMine
TIL Norse Mythology is fact and Loki is a Celebrity
JokerARC
Hi, I'm Loki, and welcome to Norse Jackass.
TheLavabenderGuy
"Today I'm going into a horny stallion's pen..."
InADayOrSo
You didn't know this already?
strangelyarousingballoonanimal
Some of these I don't believe...
fartharder
Only some?
fraaaaaaaaank
Mills Jovovich and Luc had an affair also. I think his wife was part of the film too!
memesis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luc_Besson#Personal_life
Zahnradfee
Yeah she played that opera singer.
UnexpectedZombie
Didn't they marry after the shooting?
perfectoon0901
#2 extra fun fact: they ended up using the language they created to help them cheat on their SOs with each other.
TheSteveBuscemi
Source?
zettaslow
I had to check this out too. Apparently Milla Jovovich was his 3rd wife https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luc_Besson
zettaslow
"Their marriage ended in 1997, when Besson became involved with actress Milla Jovovich during the filming of The Fifth Element (1997)"
TheSteveBuscemi
Interesting. Thanks!
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Thats bullshit, we all know that Besson only fucks kids
SmittyTheTruckDriver
Pranks are fun until you go to jail. :-\
hawkeye23
Hilter once pranked 12 million people into thinking they were going to take a shower. That Hilter knew how to execute a prank.
jqdao3
Damn if my last name was Cockburn and i was a woman I'd change it to Wilde too.
reverendbonobo
I'd keep it and become a urologist.
AnErrorOccured
TIL Olivia Wilde's real surname is "Cockburn". Make of that what you will.
sircowdog
I knew there was a reason I like Olivia Wilde. 33 Pancakes!?! God damn, woman!
CrapBaskets
Another Half-assed Facts
reallydontn0
Thank you are any of these facta real?
CrazyCarretta
Some, Bear Grylls did in fact break his back and climb mt everest
DeafDesertRat
#3 maggots don't pulsate with pus. Pus is comprised of dead leukocytes.
LarvaLamp
Well, they eat pus. When they're full they can pulsate with it. Source: I recently experimented with a maggot farm. Conclusion: Gross.
InsertUsernameJokeHere
Username checks out.
AmSaiCo
Too bad it wasn't a maggot.
LarvaLamp
What?
AntiSpin
I love Irish terriers! We've had 3 of them!
gefrabal
So was the guy naked or was he wearing a leather jacket? WHICH ONE IS IT!?
Azubah
And now you know how I inspired him for Ghost Rider.
TheLunaDiviner
I assume leather jacket was open and he had no other clothing on underneath?
jgardner3611
That could only happen to Nichols Cage
CanConChris
I'm assuming he woke up and looked in a mirror. Classic Nic.
CanConChris
I'm assuming he woke up and looked in a mirror. Classic Nic.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
My thought exactly
jimmythejedi
*wearing nothing a leather jacket.
Skyink
#3 DonĀ“t forget he drank his own piss.
BobblyBits
Is that an irish terrier tax?
usfjustin84
If the Hitler "fact" is referring to Rudolph Hess, it's entirely wrong.
79blizzard
Thanks! Love the dog tax too!
PhloydPhan
#6 Classic Hitler!
DildoNecklaceDesk
That's soooo Hitler
Johnbarelykorn
He vas such a funny guy.
bodeman
I did Nazi that coming
CuriousG2002
What a rascal!
Aranyszin
You just pranked yo' self!
TheLimpinBiscuit
Thought this one was gonna end with: He once tricked the entire world that he single handedly lead the victory over 6 million Jews.
32countysinnfein
Oh Jew!!
suhhhhdude
I bet the guy did nazi the coming... I'm sorry.
KharnApproves
He kind of played himself on that one.
IAmDrBanner
And they say germans can't be funny.
sakujou
he wasnt german,he was austrian. thats why never let refugees in. see what has happened to america or to the 20th century germany.
Krocine
IAmDrBanner
Well, I guess german humor is no laughing matter.
TheFabulousFuehrer
Thanks.
MrDeadsr
It wasn't a joke. I read about the incident
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
What wasn't a joke? That Hitler thing that was presented as a fact?
bitemark
so wacky
Capncthulhu82
ComicUpgrade
I heard he tricked Poland into thinking he wasn't going to invade. Classic Hitler...
TheVakarian
Stalin liked practical jokes too if I remember correctly.
arqtype
"I collect practical jokes - I have a gulag full of them" - Stalin, probably.
LavaAxe
He punk'd the shit out of some 20 million soviet people!
TheVakarian
"Welcome to Siberia! You just got PRANKED bro!"
LavaAxe
My name is Yuri and this is ŠŠ°ŃŠŗŠ°ŃŃ.
BeaverSyrup
That one is an absolute pile of crap. Rudolph Hess is the guy they are referring to, and the true story has nothing to do with pranks.
Peppersworth
Actually the true story was Ernst Hanfstaengle.
FuckThisHailSatan
You mean Rudolph Hƶess, the kommendant at Auschwitz?
DudaciousJustDudacious
Nope, Rudolf Hess was the deputy fuhrer who also transcribed hitler's dictation of "mein kampf" while in prison for the 1923 beerhall putsch
Peppersworth
Actually the true story was Ernst Hanfstaengle.
sulfuratus
Thanks for the info. Turns out it's just another classic Kickass āFactā. That website is so incredibly unreliable.
StinyZ
Hitler, please.
CaptainPlanetKicksAss
Hitler's reaction when they told him what happened
FourDeathSavingThrows
That's amazing +1
geneparmesan07
I love this gif so much
ComicUpgrade
I heard he tricked Poland into thinking he wasn't going to invade. Classic Hitler...
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Being a stupid asshole AND detrimental to the war effort? Yes, I can't think of anything more Hitler than that.
MvdVeen
Say what you want, but unfortunately, Hitler wasn't stupid.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
He was a gifted demagogue, but a shitty strategist. And he often let his stupid ideas about drama stand in the way of actually winning.
elucidatefurther
I'm extremely skeptical of the assertion that Hitler enjoyed pranks. First time I've heard this.
BritishBatman
I'm sorry, her name was COCKBURN?!
Whirrun
Yeah man. It's pretty wilde!
Superchief86
"Co-burn" It's the name of my suburb actually. And someone keeps vandalising a sign here, changing it to Cockbum. Which is fantastic.
BritishBatman
why change it to bum, burn already conjures a very prominent image.
thehoesenone
People in Cockburn really don't find it funny and are completely desensitised to it.
gottakeepgoing
My reaction, but I'm going to assume it's a nickname based on pranks or something.
thetruegabyjamie
Nope http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/olivia-wilde/190709/
pilomotor
It's actually pronounced CO-burn.
andrewbert
Lol, co-worker...cockworker
andrewbert
Holy shit I have a co-worker with that last name and I've been pronouncing it "cock burn" to his face. I feel bad now.
pilomotor
He was probably too embarrassed to correct you the first time, and after the second time, he was like "I guess this is my life now."
BeefBigelow
lol CO-sucker!
andrewbert
I actually lol'd at that
andrewbert
co-worker...cockworker
deeznuts4eva
Makes sense!
idownvoteplottwist
Do you also laugh at Emily Dickinson?
lawrus
The most incestuous poet in literary history
BritishBatman
never thought about that one before, but yes, I do now. But you have to admit Cockburn is so much worse.
pfunk42529
Yes, why do you ask?
DavidsDungeon
That's my surname too.
Mackeroy
i think you meant symptoms
CorneliusCornwall
Poor jonah hill, almost $10,000 a month to be in a highly successful movie. Hes so brave
FernachoLibre
That's actually a reasonable salary
BurritoParty
Meryl Streep will probably make a speech about him.
Vaanhalen
Brad Paisley - Celebrity
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doolbro
He wanted to work with Martin and Leo. SAG (Screen actors guild) has a minimum for a film and he took the minimum (60K)
sworp
Its true, I think he said somewhere that he took so little because it was a Scorcese film, and it was something he had always wanted to do.
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Yeah, ONLY $60k...jeez.
LetsTrythisImgurThingout
That's not the point. The point is he so badly wanted to be in it that he forgoed probably several mill
CorneliusCornwall
For only 7 months of filming. If this movie took like 2 years to film then yeah, it would be a hit to his bank account.
Krimper
Even at 2yrs time it's still decently better than what a lot of people get by with
doolbro
I'd imagine he's doing ok because of Superbad and a few other, I guess. I loved him in Wolfy. I'd take 60k to be in that film for sure!
InADayOrSo
Don't famous actors also frequently work on multiple films if the shooting schedules permit?
BreadyStinellis
I can't imagine the schedules often permit, but yeah, that's why some actors tend to be in more than 1 film a year, or a show or whatever.
CorneliusCornwall
That's what I've heard
LetsTrythisImgurThingout
They often dont
ashfreddyjason
It was actually because he really wanted to work with Scorsese. He didn't care about the money, he just wanted the experience.
mrdinklage
Yeah like a lot of these "facts" they are misleading but I read he said he didn't care about money
mrdinklage
He'd give his house up to work on a scorese film
WhytWu1f
Came here to say this. I'd be happy to work for so "little".
kukbert
It had a 100 million dollar budget, kinda douchy to pay one actor so little (in comparison to what actors in bid budget films usually get)
kidgigante
He woulda done it for free if not for union minimum pay. He just really wanted to work with dicaprio and scorcese.
Valaar
Leonardo Dicaprio was paid around $25 millions, in comparison.
JayEnfield
Wanna know how much all of the extras get paid?
Tanishh
The extras are in it for like not 1/10 the time, most have no speaking roles, and they have little experience or reputation to speak of.
Burstapples
Extras may or may not be paid, its typically like $100-$250 tops
Klnwltrnk
About tree fiddy?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I'm listening.
JayEnfield
Basicly, the answer is "as close to fuck-all as possible". Sometimes they get $100 per day, often their agency gets them "for experience".
BurritoParty
He talked about it on Stern. I forget the specifics, but I'm sure there is something written about it.
ashfreddyjason
It was actually because he really wanted to work with Scorsese. He didn't care about the money, he just wanted the experience.
SengirArchangel
Actors work for scale all the time when they really want a project to happen.
JessieJanson
Random fact: Nobody actually called the real person the "wolf of wall street" as he claimed for the movie, he made the name up for himself.
BreadyStinellis
What a douche bag.
BreadyStinellis
What a douche bag.
BreadyStinellis
When you take into consideration how much their team gets paid from that, it's a pretty reasonable salary. Maybe goes home with 30k.
JohnnyWalkerTexas
Wow. Poor fellow.
BreadyStinellis
I mean, 30k for 7 months of work isn't a ton. But yes, over all actors are over paid and they known it.
JohnnyWalkerTexas
Say that to the poor fuckers making our iPhones...
BreadyStinellis
I'm talking about in the US, not poor Chinese children.
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DoctorSpaceDog
It's been firmly established that you have to scream and yell and hurt yourself a lot to win an Oscar. Acting = Suffering
IconicM
That's probably peanuts to him... that said, he's also getting residuals so he still made way more than 60k!
andrewbert
How do you know? Not being sarcastic by asking, but how does one find the specifics of someone's employment/payment contract? Or is that jus
andrewbert
How do you know? Not being sarcastic by asking, but how does one find the specifics of someone's employment/payment contract? Or is that jus
andrewbert
t something that they all get?
IconicM
According to my acting coach it's dependent on how many days you're on set. I believe 7 days...
BreadyStinellis
But it is negotiable how much an actor gets, correct? Like, idk, Tom Cruise or some shit probably gets more than a Jonah hill type.
IconicM
As far as I know yes, but SAG also controls some things. I'm still new at this...
JessieJanson
Am I the only one that thought that movie would have been better without all the drugs + partying? It added 1(?) hour to the movie...
DrMeme
Jordan Belfort (the person Leo was portraying) commented on the film and said it was pretty much spot on It showed how outrageously he lived
JessieJanson
Yeah, we also know he lied about his nickname. Regardless a movie doesn't have to show everything, they don't show people taking a dump 1/2
JessieJanson
Yeah, we also know he lied about his nickname. Regardless a movie doesn't have to show everything, they don't show people taking a dump 1/2
JessieJanson
and nobody complains that including it would make it better. It just added nothing to the story, it was entirely pointless. If people 2/3
JessieJanson
want to see drug use or insane parties I'm sure there are videos of it out there.
justthetip1990
He might as well thrown himself on a grenade
TheGreatRadioControversy
I'm sure all the ass Jonah gets is on the back end of a grenade...Unless he pays for a hot escort.
ptenopus
Steal porn?? How the fuck do you steal something that is free?
enzio64
A lot of the stuff that's uploaded there has been stolen from pay porn sites, or ripped from paid movies. It's not all free.
ptenopus
Well that's too bad, besides, who watches a 30 minute porno for the story?
enzio64
Of course it's not always higher quality, but I think that's what people pay for. IDK, I don't pay for porn.
enzio64
I think, ideally, if you're watching porn that lasts for awhile, it's probably a higher quality production - lights, stars, camera, etc.
ptenopus
the end-result is always the same..