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Of 2016. Riding this snowball straight to hell. So Merry Christmas. On the one day that selfies are allowed. Its been a shit year... my long term relationship ended and I was forced to move halfway across the country home to Florida. Where Christmas is stupid and weirdos put lights on palm trees. Heres to hoping next year is a better one.
TVNewsIsBadForYou
It gets worse. So much worse
LazerBananas
Fishing for boob compliments.
Stribbless
I feel you! I'm from Florida and it's so strange
SometimesISayDumbShit
Well at least you're smokin hot so you've got that going for you
ArtOzz
Nice ink. :]
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TheFakeRickSanchez
Found this in 2020 like
Montego1987
Merry Christmas
ChiefLooongDong
BlackCraftMike
Merry Christmas!!
AWwOOooOOo
Merry Christmas from Minnesota.
ktfjames
Used to live in FL, the palm trees are weird but the fake no melt soap snow is worse. Also awesome ink :)
southernsleep
Oh dear god, i saw that for the 1st time last week. Theyre like soap suds! Absolutely abhorrent.
Flexster74
doucher
Move to Portland, OR. It's fuckin great out here.
southernsleep
I love Portland. My now ex mother in law lives there.
doucher
We can do a straight up trade. You for her....
Blerkherks
Come to Michigan, we have snow!
sampowaz
Hahaha... Palm trees... Wait, seriously?
southernsleep
Seriously.
hellohappiness
I wish we were joking.
SyracuseNY22
@OP merry Christmas!
HueyNoAfroFreeman
Florida; the state where crazy doesn't have a vacation home but a permanent residence. Merry Christmas though.
NudesUrgentlyRequired
Merry Christmas
anapolis7
Love the Ink. Welcome to the South. We aren't all Bible thumping NRA members, but yeah it's weird. Hope next year is better.
PaulFranksMonkey
southernsleep
Thank you! I sure hope so. Someday. When i feel like a real person again.
PaulFranksMonkey
Just remember to make and take time for yourself. When you're ready, move some place that has real seasons :) not just hot and hotter.
was821
Merry depressing Christmas !
americanmogli
All the best cutie :)
ohnonotthisagain
On the plus side, your sleeves rock :)
southernsleep
Thank you!
lenomdeplume
Happy "push-up bra Mass".
southernsleep
Gotta pull the girls up when you attend a fabulous gay wedding. Everyone likes the girls. Even the gays.
catsandcheetos
Fellow busty lady here - how the hell did you fit them in a push up bra!? Mine just flop out lol
southernsleep
The ONE Victoria's secret bra thats worth anything is called the bombshell. Its a strapless/convetible strap situation. Its the "bomb"!
mikeh4155
southernsleep
someonehereandthere
Welcome back to Fla, ya it gets weird here. Recently moved back myself.
southernsleep
Haha im so sorry!
someonehereandthere
Meh, gotta great job managing a gun store. Got a kick ass dog, place to live, good times for me.
southernsleep
Now thats a good job in florida!
usernamesarepoop
At least your hometown news is entertaining? Gotta love the adventures of Florida man!
southernsleep
Its never dull, thats for damn sure. Just gotta stay outta his way!
usernamesarepoop
Can you really prepare for the trajectory of Florida man?
southernsleep
I grew up here. You learn the look of him after a while.
usernamesarepoop
That's fair. I'm originally from Texas. Learn to look for the signs of our own avoidables :)
ThatTransformersDude
We also put christmas lights on bushes and regular tress... we like lights. Where in FL are you OP?
samonster12
Gainesville, we need more Florida weirdos!
southernsleep
St Pete Beach, and you?
ThatTransformersDude
Miami, where you can add bad traffic to the shitty palm tree lighting :D
FistfulOfAssholes
Hey, more FL weirdos!
ThatTransformersDude
IAmTheOneYouCall
Yeah Florida!
jokercat
hello
southernsleep
ThatTransformersDude
FragileReality
ThatTransformersDude
SparkleJBacontits
ThatTransformersDude
SparkleJBacontits
Jesus Christ I spit out my yuengling! That is glorious.