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Sep 19, 2017 10:14 AM
RastiifanBB
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ThorwaldBlake
"We are fucking nice to you because that's our motherfucking job, you inbred cretin"
LXA591
Oh shit most of the card is white!!! I knew she wanted me ;)
Kittybitters
Being friendly invites creeps, I put up with a lot of bullshit. A customer touched me recently. I don't want to be nice anymore.
PullMyFinger2
This proves how much she really likes me!!
tekkblade
I don't think my first girl friend was uncontrollably sexually attracted to me, but she did give me her number with my receipt.
StoicHoneyBadger
This is why I never hit on women in any service industry.
whatisthatinthemiddle
america is a really weird place, in NZ i get really weirded out if minimin wage person is happy.
keithkful
So you're saying there's a chance....
mistermichigan
KnowerOfNothing
fluxfish
Cashier or stripper??? Pretty much works either way!
greenking13
Ha! I FUCKING KNEW IT! Look at all those white microscopic dots! /s
gorillaClutch
I know lots of people hate their retail jobs but some of them genuinely enjoy interacting with people and therefore went into a service job
fluhatinrapper
All two!
InstructionsNotClear
She has a fucking job, huh? I knew it.
TheCur
icwutudidthar
HadMeSomeChickens
As someone who has been a cashier, there should be at least a small white line.
HadMeSomeChickens
I must say though, I've never been a female cashier.
ArdentSlacker
No. There shouldn't be. The kind of guy this is for? Will assume even a 0.01% chance means he's the exception.
SonderingStrike
My secret is assume every woman is uncontrollably disgusted by me, 50% chance I am right.
Vlaatu
I see that fleck of white in the upper-left.
malliox12
i work in a small store, and one of my co-workers who is a girl in her early 20s has recieved flowers from customers several times
malliox12
and most of the customers who have bought flowers for her are 40+ years old
fluhatinrapper
Always feel bad for people having to deal with creepin old kooks.
hedgehogsinhats
We old kooks aren't all creepin. Some of us are peepin.
LoneDarkWolf
Unless your Dean Winchester
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Unless My Dean Winchester? Huh?
theHitchenator
You beat me to it
HughPickles
So you're saying I have a chance?
noblehouseofblack
noblehouseofblack
Even though cretin is spelled wrong in this gif hehh
EnvoyEngineer
Playing hard to get I see.
casperdaghost
This isn't the checkout line at the strip club is it?
ilovefunsocks
Sometimes I actually flirt ....oh wait...nope
DenethorEatingTomatoes
fluhatinrapper
Love it
JupitersWitch
I was a cashier for a long while. Someone being nice to you was rare. My least favorite customers were old men. Cranky fucks.
Dacijo
Its because they've spent their entire lives being men in our society.
monosodiumG
Hey sweetie, can you look over your shoulder at me while you walk away? Thanks.
ArvisJaggamar
Speaking of which, I have some passive-aggressive comments on how you can better perform your job
Brhino
Men: Don't realize it when you're actually hitting on us, think maybe you're hitting on us when you're definitely not.
o11c
Women: do that to us on purpose.
Espurranza
Just do what i do. Think you're so unlovable and unlikable that you're super progressive when dealing with people.
Nickspacemonkey
I don;t really understand what you mean. Could you give an example?
Espurranza
Imagine being friends with a hella pretty person if your preferences online. Now perhaps someone could ruin that by taking online kindness 1
Espurranza
2 with being flirtatious. I however have always hated myself so much that I just assume that anyone being nice to me is just being friendly.
Espurranza
If you think no one would EVER flirt with you. You never make unwanted advances.
ImNotAnOrange
when the 5'1" girl asks if she can take my cart to the car at publix, i sometimes consider saying yes
amoeba15
You should. She can get fired if too many people say no.
Anonaru
Is this true? I've been a supervisor for two grocery chains which offer this service, and have no adverse action against people 1/
Anonaru
saying they don't want help-- hell, it makes it easier for us, and keeps them available for people with an actual need
Anonaru
Guess I should say "it made it easier for us," haven't been in grocery for years :(
amoeba15
Yep. I work for Publix. In orientation they told the teenagers hired as baggers that they monitor carry-outs and if they don't go out 1
ImNotAnOrange
I think its mildly cruel to force people to go outside in florida when theres no real need
ImNotAnOrange
also the sun in florida will destroy everything you care about if you give it half a chance
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HabitatsFinest
Also mosquitoes.
shewhocannotbenamed
The real issue are the wifes and girlfriends. "How dare you ask my husband if he need bags in THAT tone of voice, you slut??"
ImNotAnOrange
so taking the cart to the car for you is how many degrees worse?
Gorillionare
fluhatinrapper
I love that so much. It's so perfect.
needusernamewhynotzoidberg
I worked at Gamestop when I was in college and literally had a woman try to fight me for talking to her husband.
donorkort
That's just them being insecure bitches, and that isn't a women-only thing. "You hitting on my girlfriend, bro?"
Coolbacca
Well most of the time I am...
fluhatinrapper
Ya brobro
Bananasandwich03
Show me a wife that says that and I'll show you a wife who is currently cheating on her husband. Jealousy almost always comes from guilt.
RobertEarlDavis
Yes.. And no one understands this concept.. But is HUGE!
popejubal
The "real issue" is a lot of different issues all at the same time. Why pretend that one issue crowds out all of the other issues?
flamingflamingo
I've been in retail for 13 years and I've never had some wife get that ferociously jealous I was talking to her husband. Seething at worst.
fluhatinrapper
How do you differentiate between levels of seething and ferocious jealousness?
flamingflamingo
Seething is just an irritated look that might or might not be whatever I interpret it to be.
PandaBearSoup
Maybe you're ugly.
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Had a girlfriend who got mad at a guest speaker at my graduation. Because she said "I did so well:, and smiled at me when she said it.
Ooolovelyjubbly
My ex got angry at me for smile at a man and getting him a drink... I was working behind a bar.
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Let me rephrase that, she got mad at me, for what (and how) the guest speaker said that.
nforsComputerSmuggler
Sounds like we got a bro-hostage situation she's there right now isn't she two dot for yes one for no
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
.. (love the crazy)
HD226868
So... I guess that explains the 'had' bit?
OdeToBouncer
My ex once punched me full force in the back of the head because apparently I wanted to cheat on her with the lady in the Tampon commercial
Promethianfire
Run
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
Ex
Promethianfire
derp. LOL I CAN HAS READ NAO?
CandyForEveryone
My ex once tripped me at a baseball game, breaking my leg, because the hot dog peddler in the stands looked at me and yelled, "WEINERS!"
fluhatinrapper
Rly
OdeToBouncer
Survivor high five!
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
... Well it's good that she's an ex.
Account01
Where's the third option, "You were polite to her so she's polite to you because she's a reasonable human being.'...
AdmJota
Sorry, this place apparently doesn't hire anyone like that.
pandalabcoat
They're learning
IAmNotASkeleton
Out-prioritized by the "literally her fucking job" reason.
CairoLen
There's a difference between nice and polite though.
popejubal
I'm not polite to my customers because they're polite to me. I'm polite because it's my fucking job.
mritty
Odd. I try to be polite to people without being paid for it.
popejubal
I am generally polite to people even when I'm not paid. My reason *WHY* I am polite is the biggest thing that changes at work vs off work.
jsuischa
This is retail, right?
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Fourth option, it's only ok for a male to show interest if the female is also interested, if otherwise, the male is somehow a perv.
ITalkAboutGoats
How about not hitting on people while at work?
CongratsYouAreHereNow
female bartenders flirt for tips. there's a difference being polite and being manipulative for tips and then getting mad when guys confused
ResidentDietitian
My fiancée was working, as was I, when I asked her out. Depends on the situation.
Wooie
dietderpsy
Work is where most people meet.
edissick
Work is like 3/4 of most people livez
ITalkAboutGoats
People can't say no definitively, and are stuck dealing with your shit.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Working in retail as long as I did, I know plenty of girls who had zero problem being hit on by someone they were attracted to.
Rheios
I mean, we work together, they're stuck dealing with my shit anyway. That being said they can say no if you're equal or they're superior.(1)