Hump day, Meme dump day (55) - Mohstly fresh

May 10, 2017 10:45 AM

MohAki1

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Nailed it

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Antifa be like...

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NYC drapes

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It's habitat is actually much bigger than what is visible, and most high school biology programs gloss over it's existence

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Today's podcast is here : http://www.htxt.co.za/2017/05/10/htxt-africast-mohaki1-interview-and-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2/ I had a great time with Clinton, aka Imgur lover @13thDiablo. Hopefully it helps to answer some questions you have.

Thank you to SugarC for a meme and
Thank you to @ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy and @Andreanne for picking the same version of the cover :)

FP EDIT: Thank you again for all your support and praise and will slowly work through the comments and

These are great, but why start out every dump with a Kardashian or Beyonce?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, more generic reaction faces from kardashians with either oddly specific or generic scenarios.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 5

+1, I just get bummed out whenever I see this shit on front page

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 5

#39 Girl scouts and boy scouts learn and do different things. Boy scouts have more fun and get to play with knives. Girl scouts sell cookies

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Because I didn't get a knife safety badge when I was in GS?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

#2 dude is pulling it off

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Decent dump, but downvoted for using a Kardashian.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 9

same

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Understood :)

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Vita-Vape! It has what children need, Nicotine!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Did they say nicotine? It probably just the glycol thing that make obnoxious clouds.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It says "Warning: This Product Contains Trace Levels of Nicotine" on the bottom of that image

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holly fucking shit. I didnt notice that can't be true.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't believe that I had to scroll down this far to find someone talking about a fucking vitamin vape for children that contains NICOTINE

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like WTF?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v finding mohaki1 in user sub

9 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 35

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I love this gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There is one in user sub everyday. That is like finding a bus that drives past your house at the same time everyday.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

:)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You've become a fookin legend mate

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

:)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me going into this dump

9 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 23

Shit I upvoted before I read the first meme

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

I'm sorry mate but if #18 isn't all yes then you're a bit too picky.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Fuck. I meant 19.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure that is literally a table full of professional models

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Daily downvote on kardashian memes

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 7

The only things Kardashians are good for are memes though! @op knows this

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Jesus christ I know. The only reason I know so much about those clowns is because of imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

@48 KFC guy looks sexeh.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Real talk: #2 the guy looks absolutely amazing in that dress.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Looks like the human version of the Mastermind peg game. "You still have one peg in right place, one in wrong place, and one wrong peg"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ikr

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They found the Telechubbies!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Anyone else find KFC hot?

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

*tugs neckline to vent* M-maybe...? ^^;;

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Their food can be kind of spicy, but I can tolerate it. Really like their cajun seasoning.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy Sanders...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

sorta

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They turned him into a sexy grandpa. I'm kinda okay with it and I don't know how to feel about that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 third tip: save yourself the $2 and just ask the cashier if they can print you a gift receipt.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When you get a Mohaki dump while you take dump

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 14

that was me...yesterday, and it was exactly like that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HOT HOT HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What episode??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Season 11 episode 9

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thx

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmfao. What a gif

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That is me every morning. Don't poop without you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lmfao

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing plops until I find my fresh memes...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hump day dump

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 13

Yay

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

*to nervous to buy dildo* "okay so one 11" anal destroyer and one Mother's Day card."

9 years ago | Likes 796 Dislikes 9

Yeah I bought a, "thing" along with a boys 18th card and said it was ironic. I think I got away with it because the cashier moved me quickly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking for this. +1

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"One 'Congratulations on the pregnancy' card, and a coat hangar."

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

hangar? You must be rich

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

"okay so one tube of preparation H and one Passing of a Loved One card."

9 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 0

"Alright, so one XL buttplug and a "finally born!" card please

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

My long hours of hard work have finally paid off

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I gave my mom a giant double-ended dildo for Christmas one year. My brother and now ex-wife helped me pick it out. I chased my brother with

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

it screaming, "She's your mother too!" I'm a great brother and son.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Absolutely killed it. And I'm digging the username

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#24

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

. Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Generic comment about finding this in user sub

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 7

Generic retort of gratitude:)

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Generic banter

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Generic courtesy:)

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Generic return courtesy! :-)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Generic silent scream.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Lolz

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

They have girl scouts, but girl scouts sucks. Every girl Ieet says they wish they could join Boy Scouts cause BS does all the cool stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

This! I remember looking at activities planned for gs compared to bs and slumping in despair.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you people in the US seriously not have co-ed scouts? Honestly, the US claims to be all modern and stuff, but doesn't have co-ed scouts

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did other places not ban gay boys from joining prior to 2013? Or banned trans boys prior to this year?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So then change it. Don't fuck Boy Scouts up for the boys, make Girl Scouts better for the girls.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

How does having girls fuck it up?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Have you ever been in a middle school gym class with 18 boys and 2 girls?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

As someone who uses a fidget spinner to distract myself from hallucinations and generalized anxiety, I don't understand why people hate them

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Looks like an easy way to look cool to talk trash about while you actually has nothing interesting to say

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's just the fad-hate. Like why people hate vapeing. You do you

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's a fad therefore unnecessary hate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a good sized coin, might try that, I've gotten pretty good with knuckle rolling it and it also helps dexterity. Double win!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're a huge distraction in classrooms. It would be different if only one or two students had them who really needed them though.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted May 12, 2017 1:49 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Make fun of people who use an item as a tool to function, vs making fun of middle schoolers who show off tricks in the middle of class?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's not the fidget spinners. It's the 13 year olds. And 13 year olds ruin everything when they get their hands on it. LiKE POGS.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

POGS. POGS, MAN.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never seen so much ass kissing as you people with this guy.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 9

What do you mean "you people"?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ass kissing in to gain something. Being supportive and appreciative is a different thing. You should try.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 14

Definitely

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Wow, where do /you/ work?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

Actual footage of @mohaki1 creating a dump ;)

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Just hook it to my veins!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been watching this for about 5 minutes and I have one question where the fuck do his earphones go?

9 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

in his ears?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

where did they come from? where did they go?

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

where did they come from cotton eye joe

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Shhhh... You are asking too many questions.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right?!?

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Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted May 11, 2017 12:03 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure everyone knows he gets them from other sites and also posts his dumps to Ebaums world.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted May 12, 2017 9:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Uhhh it's a reference to a Queen song.

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All you can glasses glasses

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lmao

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Wendys is a tsudere

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does this guy have more fake internet points than anybody now?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Noooooo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Nah, I know @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac has more

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but a hats off to the hard work of @undercovergiraffe

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment just took me to "idolized" status. Thanks Moh!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yw lol. But I did nothing ;)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You took the dump my friend :)

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:)

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:)

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You're totally going to do that now, aren't you?

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B-) *

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This is incredible

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Hahaha. Nice. :)

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I read an interview with you. Have you ever thought of applying to imgur and ask to create a position? "Memer". You strike me as a smart lad

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The only thing I took away from this meme is a newly found unhealthy lust for the Colonel.

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 3

*meme dump

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stupid sexy sanders

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You too, huh?

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Lol

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Could I get a source on those drawings?

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Glad to know I wasn't alone on that :x

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B-b-b-baby you ain't seen nothing yet

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Anyone know the artist on that one?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He legit looks like daddy material

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

While everyone has the hardest boner they've ever had I'm just over here like

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you dont belong here

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Why are there boners?

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This one was sub-par. Tomorrow will be better, I am sure of it.

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 11

Or we have been so overstimulated with Mohaki's dumps EVERY DAY, that the high is slowly fading away...

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

This. It's definitely happening.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You should talk to your doctor about trying a medication for that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It seems some memes have got to the point of; *find random photo on google* - "Me doing something very loosely connected to said photo".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I can't imagine this run he is on lasting forever. There is only so much dankness in the world.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Well..

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BWAHAHAHAHA

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I actually think this gif is hilarious:) I'm using it!

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You have problems getting a boner? :)

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*cmon nrkst. focus. you've been preparing for this moment all your life*... Yo mama don't think so!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

#24 Japanese KitKat, motherfucker

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ShitShat

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Yeah, there was no reason to call that "Korean"!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down to comments after I saw that just to make sure I wasn't the only one

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I said Japanese and not Korean and mine got downvoted. Should've used profanity.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

green tea kit kat?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Japan loves kit Kats like you wouldn't believe, and, have a bajillion flavours to show their love

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.amazon.com/Nestle-KitKat-Maccha-Green-Flavor/dp/B007OVX77G If you like green tea and sweets, you'll love them. I do. <3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not a super big green tea fan. Tried them while in Bangkok a couple weeks back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Irks me to hell when people mixes us up.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I bought some on a whim, ate like 6 of 'em and still don't know whether they're good or not.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Had them in Bangkok a few weeks ago on a trip. Thought they were just ok.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didnt like them at first and now i do, if that helps you decide.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I almost never eat candy, but love them. I realize that doesn't help to figure out if they are good or not, though.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It, like most japanese confections, is quantum.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, and it's green tea flavor. I've got some at home right now as a gift.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Can I have some? They're my favorite. I'll bring liquor and cook for you in exchange!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here! Is it disgusting? (Thinking of recycling present)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I tried them and immediately spit it back out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned to like them haha, but if I ate too much it would probably make me nauseous. You wouldn't be missing *too* much if you regift.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah got given a few bags, gave them away after tasting a couple. Not bad, but not my cup of green tea.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Here's the audio interview MohAki1 did: http://www.htxt.co.za/2017/05/10/htxt-africast-mohaki1-interview-and-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2/

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YAY your a fellow aussie!

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HE PRONOUNCES IMGUR AS IMAGER! GRAB THE TORCHES & PITCHFORKS GUYS!!!

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He sounds like a refined English gentleman from Downton Abbey. Did not expect that...

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This place shall mark a digital location in a sea of 1s and 0s so I may return and listen to some more 1s and 0s.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Commenting for later.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

.

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Thanks

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Thanks!

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Thank You I had a great time

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My pleasure :D

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Loved it :)

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Thank you :)

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:)

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Awesome your a fellow aussie! Where abouts are you?

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As far as I'm aware, he lives in a land far far away...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where the land is made of memes... And the president is an orange

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Thanks for calling it Im-GUR btw.

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And JIFS!!! v

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Lmfao

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No. No. No. Giff

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NO!!

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No need to thank me, it is what it is;)

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The new architect of our dumps has spoken. Take note @sarah

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Lol wow! Thanks. We should ask @sarah to finalize this discussion:)

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No no no no no, he says I'm-A-gur, why the "a" @MohAki?!?!?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Imgur is for images. Seems logical to me ;)

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Notice how there's no 'a' in Imgur....

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Imager???

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Lolz

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Guy's.......Giff? Jiff? Imagur? Imgur? We need to figure this out.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Funny how these aren't pronounced differently by region because of the internet. One thing that's not regional is the possessive apostrophe.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought I was clear on the podcast lololol

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

#Imgursquad

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I hate you.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Isn't there a FAQ page on this site that states it is pronounced "image-er". I feel like I've read that somewhere, iirc

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's also in the welcome email...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

There is, I just saw it. It Im-ij-er

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I say no to shaming different pronunciation. As long as I understand.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

To be clear @13thDiablo is Clinton the person who interviewed me :) and a big Imgur fan.

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 7

Clinton? Where? How do I lock her up

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lmfao

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Great interview @MohAki1 and @13thDiablo

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

Thanks, @MohAki1 did most of the work tho.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Thank you prez

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