Sep 6, 2017 12:14 AM
horrorspot
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Jason is killing it........get it :(
nicoerwan
DoingItWrongSince1980
Really puts Harold Shipman into perspective. A British doctor and a notorious serial killer. Killed 215 victims between 1975 and 1998.
AManWithAParticularSetOfSkills
wrth
mjn713
TIL The Leprechaun had a name.
johnny2hats
Right? Woulda never guessed Lubin
spudpicker
It's great how Leatherface's misfortune includes having 4 older brothers. Poor guy never stood a chance.
Piscivore
Those are rookie numbers. Sadako Yamamura kills everyone in Rasen.
Gsxs1000
I thought Pennywise was just a material projection of a multidimensional entity that actually resembled a spider.Or was that Slipknot?
KittenWizard
Nope, def Pennywise
crustationcreation
Correct
DEFCONwhite
That's him
PorneliusHubart
The spider is a female, isn't it?
Spanky93
#5 should not be on the list. Technically he wanted you to learn a life lesson. If you learned, at most you would be maimed but not dead.
MacClay
Well then Pinhead gets a partial pass too, as half the time he was just there to punish the wicked. Other times, not so much.
AlexanderBlackX
The Jigsaw description is of the puppet, who is not Jigsaw. It's Billy the Puppet.
DocG80
I read them all... Here is your trinket, good sir or madame...
Maldraek
When you get those one or two typos in an otherwise well-done post.
xxwerdxx
These should be ranked by kills per film. I want to know kill efficiency
FeelingBlankAndDull
Yes my boy Jason at the top
Awolfspittingfire
I can understand why he kills, stupid kids everywhere having sex and littering
Exactly
Tishall
So these are just screen deaths then because some of these should be higher.
bayardthebloodhound
Idk if you can get a real kill count on Pennywise. I mean he is considered an old one.
TheBlackWindHowls
I think they're only counting on-screen kills.
If you go over that the movie only stated the kids that went missing at the time they were kids and I don't remember an actually count ...
Then either. Kids had been disappearing all around the town. Sorry I'm a big IT fan.
superultramegazord
Michael myers mask is actually a William shatner mask painted white
VenixflytrapTGV
v
Zigor22
I thought it was a Stephen king mask?
thelostg
Holy crap...I never knew
Jimmmydickgun
Deadpoolio7
NO! The Halloween mask!
Nofootlongs
Where is this from? My gut says Flight of the Conchords, but I've been watching a lot of Moana lately so maybe it's just the crab's voice.
irritabletom
Baby Driver. I think. My brain is saying Baby Driver.
jogthejewelsquickly
Baby driver m I've seen it twice and loved this gag. Also a very under the radar and great movie
Baby Driver
And the eye holes cut out, and sideburns removed
TheRedCyclone
and inside out
FlyBoy50311
He just wanted to play
HashtagDadJokes
That's how they killed Pennywise in the movie? Weak.
Also, only 9 kills?
evilspyre
9 on film, lots more not shown since he appears every 27 years to kill and has been doing it for hundreds of years
igotashake
Is that how he died in the book?
No, much more complicated, I recommend a read.
inmate655321
AladdinTrollface
farthammet
What a great gif
TheNewestTubeGuy
Entourage
How did Creeper not make the list? He puts most of these to shame by kill count standards.
Belzuboss
yea hes less known i guess but his kill count even film wise was very high.
SumnerK
Grand Moff Tarkin got all them amateurs beat. He blew up a planet.
Who? ?
grifasaurus
Two planets.
Mitchz95
Three actually, if we count Jedha.
I don't since it was done by krennic. Though I suppose Tarkin did put it into motion.
thedetailer13350
Didn't lord Zenu throw everyone into a volcano and then hit it with a nuke? Word on the street is the kill count was in the trillions
Keibrina
But that didn't work so he had his soul collectors capture all of them again and put them through reeducation movies.
Worst slasher film bad guy ever
IKR?
UrKungFuNoGood
When Candyman came out I went and saw it at the theater. I was the only person in there. It was scary as fuck...
ClanBattleKitten
me too. I was sad that people missed such a fun and scary movie. That piano music tho!
NyQuilDaydream
He scares me more than any of these others!
capflavex
Flickering lights in a bathroom still give me the creeps.
azndunnoboi
John Wick
L1ota
Lol
OSUschoolstuff
DAE think the new pennywise looks like a little bitch?
noodlebowl
The bad guys in Halloween 3 May of killed like everyone in the world
angrybook
I made it way too far into that movie before I realized Michael Myers wasn't showing up.
Tsublaki
While it's a solid list, and I love the character, John doesn't belong here. Amazing character but he doesn't compare with lubin and Jason.
6Oh4
Was expecting Ronald McDonald as the #1
AfricanBumDisease
v Corey Feldman took care of Jason for us.
StarRayven
So nipples are banned, but not this? Fucking hell.
shiyal
mulligylan
And some vampirez
Joesph Stalin
outvilejelly
Mao Tse Tung surpasses him by a fair bit.
Grudgezilla
Pinhead killed an entire club filled with people and kills people repeatedly in Hell.
Daydreamingchad
And is the last motherfucker on this list I'd want to meet.
ratfinkfuck
Ahhh you'd learn to love 'em eventually
Yeah, but they get better.
ArthurMorgan1863
yeah man that fucking pinhead larry is scary as fuck
FacemanPeck
http://excreting101.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/5/9/10592823/6106240.png
Yeah I'm not sure about most of these numbers.
ikariworrier
Pennywise killed countless numbers over centuries.
Mguardian
Keyword "countless" as in it doesn't count, because we can't measure it.
PorneliusHubertII
Kill counts are being tracked as on screen deaths from what I can tell.
terithian
Not to mention the monster wasn't actually "Pennywise". The monster was It, Pennywise was just the form it took most in the story.
TheosophicBlues
And is a cosmic entity that was weakened by the time of the film. It probably killed across the multiverse in its prime.
DamageAxis
Also he should have been ranked 4th because his kill average was higher.
DrShrinker
Yeah, in the book. but this is on screen, and i assume only the latest movie? Since last time it was a TV series.
yourClEvERUsername34
Yeah, he was around from before native Americans were in America (if I remember correctly that's when he first crashed on earth) and killed
IamNotYourDad
It was actually before all human beings. But you are right!
TheonewhoQuacks
he landed during the time of the dinosaurs, but didnt become active until the native Americans settled there
From that point till he was killed by the kids
SatinSpoon
There is even evidence in other books to presume he still lives tbh
TyberosTheRedWake
PENNYWISE LIVES! Was sprayed onto a statue in Insomnia, which is set in the 90s whereas the adult events of It occur in 1984-85.
TheHolyDeerGod
Yup and im pretty sure he would up on earth before man walked it
ReverseTrapTsukasa
And he built Dairy as his larder. The people dying when he was inactive, was still his fault because he designed the place to be evil.
CheeseyPants
Dr Freud I presume?
tjop
Wait. He crashed on earth? Is he an alien?
TheAtomicRectum
He is not demonic
iwearlittlesocks
He's alien to our dimension. He, more than likely, made it to our universe through damage done to the dark tower.
Yes
XenomorphZZ
Books described him as a giant spider, or at least that's the only thing the human mind can interpret his true form.
GradiustheFox
He's more like an elder god. His nemesis was a kinda dopey god of creation who "Threw up the universe". (he had a tummy ache).
tofavoritestuff
Pennywise is essentially a Lovecraftian cosmic horror, like Cthulhu and shit. That's why looking into his eyes makes you go crazy, or die
The DeadLights.
Duh. It's right there in the title:
cosmicmatt
Username confirmed
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
Apparently the new IT movie will be the first of 2 films. The second will dive more deeply into the craziness of IT's origin.
WoodsenMoosen
I was under the impression that the first film will focus on The Loser Club as kids, and the second would be them as adults.
Probably both.
nicoerwan
DoingItWrongSince1980
Really puts Harold Shipman into perspective. A British doctor and a notorious serial killer. Killed 215 victims between 1975 and 1998.
AManWithAParticularSetOfSkills
wrth
mjn713
TIL The Leprechaun had a name.
johnny2hats
Right? Woulda never guessed Lubin
spudpicker
It's great how Leatherface's misfortune includes having 4 older brothers. Poor guy never stood a chance.
Piscivore
Those are rookie numbers. Sadako Yamamura kills everyone in Rasen.
Gsxs1000
I thought Pennywise was just a material projection of a multidimensional entity that actually resembled a spider.Or was that Slipknot?
KittenWizard
Nope, def Pennywise
crustationcreation
Correct
DEFCONwhite
That's him
PorneliusHubart
The spider is a female, isn't it?
Spanky93
#5 should not be on the list. Technically he wanted you to learn a life lesson. If you learned, at most you would be maimed but not dead.
MacClay
Well then Pinhead gets a partial pass too, as half the time he was just there to punish the wicked. Other times, not so much.
AlexanderBlackX
The Jigsaw description is of the puppet, who is not Jigsaw. It's Billy the Puppet.
DocG80
I read them all... Here is your trinket, good sir or madame...
Maldraek
When you get those one or two typos in an otherwise well-done post.
xxwerdxx
These should be ranked by kills per film. I want to know kill efficiency
FeelingBlankAndDull
Yes my boy Jason at the top
Awolfspittingfire
I can understand why he kills, stupid kids everywhere having sex and littering
FeelingBlankAndDull
Exactly
Tishall
So these are just screen deaths then because some of these should be higher.
bayardthebloodhound
Idk if you can get a real kill count on Pennywise. I mean he is considered an old one.
TheBlackWindHowls
I think they're only counting on-screen kills.
bayardthebloodhound
If you go over that the movie only stated the kids that went missing at the time they were kids and I don't remember an actually count ...
bayardthebloodhound
Then either. Kids had been disappearing all around the town. Sorry I'm a big IT fan.
superultramegazord
Michael myers mask is actually a William shatner mask painted white
VenixflytrapTGV
Zigor22
I thought it was a Stephen king mask?
thelostg
Holy crap...I never knew
Jimmmydickgun
Deadpoolio7
NO! The Halloween mask!
Nofootlongs
Where is this from? My gut says Flight of the Conchords, but I've been watching a lot of Moana lately so maybe it's just the crab's voice.
irritabletom
Baby Driver. I think. My brain is saying Baby Driver.
jogthejewelsquickly
Baby driver m I've seen it twice and loved this gag. Also a very under the radar and great movie
Deadpoolio7
Baby Driver
horrorspot
And the eye holes cut out, and sideburns removed
TheRedCyclone
and inside out
FlyBoy50311
He just wanted to play
HashtagDadJokes
That's how they killed Pennywise in the movie? Weak.
HashtagDadJokes
Also, only 9 kills?
evilspyre
9 on film, lots more not shown since he appears every 27 years to kill and has been doing it for hundreds of years
igotashake
Is that how he died in the book?
HashtagDadJokes
No, much more complicated, I recommend a read.
inmate655321
AladdinTrollface
farthammet
What a great gif
TheNewestTubeGuy
Entourage
How did Creeper not make the list? He puts most of these to shame by kill count standards.
Belzuboss
yea hes less known i guess but his kill count even film wise was very high.
SumnerK
Grand Moff Tarkin got all them amateurs beat. He blew up a planet.
DEFCONwhite
Who? ?
grifasaurus
Two planets.
Mitchz95
Three actually, if we count Jedha.
grifasaurus
I don't since it was done by krennic. Though I suppose Tarkin did put it into motion.
thedetailer13350
Didn't lord Zenu throw everyone into a volcano and then hit it with a nuke? Word on the street is the kill count was in the trillions
Keibrina
But that didn't work so he had his soul collectors capture all of them again and put them through reeducation movies.
thedetailer13350
Worst slasher film bad guy ever
Keibrina
IKR?
UrKungFuNoGood
When Candyman came out I went and saw it at the theater. I was the only person in there. It was scary as fuck...
ClanBattleKitten
me too. I was sad that people missed such a fun and scary movie. That piano music tho!
NyQuilDaydream
He scares me more than any of these others!
capflavex
Flickering lights in a bathroom still give me the creeps.
azndunnoboi
John Wick
L1ota
Lol
OSUschoolstuff
DAE think the new pennywise looks like a little bitch?
noodlebowl
The bad guys in Halloween 3 May of killed like everyone in the world
angrybook
I made it way too far into that movie before I realized Michael Myers wasn't showing up.
Tsublaki
While it's a solid list, and I love the character, John doesn't belong here. Amazing character but he doesn't compare with lubin and Jason.
6Oh4
Was expecting Ronald McDonald as the #1
AfricanBumDisease
StarRayven
So nipples are banned, but not this? Fucking hell.
shiyal
mulligylan
And some vampirez
mulligylan
Joesph Stalin
outvilejelly
Mao Tse Tung surpasses him by a fair bit.
Grudgezilla
Pinhead killed an entire club filled with people and kills people repeatedly in Hell.
Daydreamingchad
And is the last motherfucker on this list I'd want to meet.
ratfinkfuck
Ahhh you'd learn to love 'em eventually
DoingItWrongSince1980
Yeah, but they get better.
ArthurMorgan1863
FacemanPeck
http://excreting101.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/5/9/10592823/6106240.png
FacemanPeck
Yeah I'm not sure about most of these numbers.
ikariworrier
Pennywise killed countless numbers over centuries.
Mguardian
Keyword "countless" as in it doesn't count, because we can't measure it.
PorneliusHubertII
Kill counts are being tracked as on screen deaths from what I can tell.
terithian
Not to mention the monster wasn't actually "Pennywise". The monster was It, Pennywise was just the form it took most in the story.
TheosophicBlues
And is a cosmic entity that was weakened by the time of the film. It probably killed across the multiverse in its prime.
DamageAxis
Also he should have been ranked 4th because his kill average was higher.
DrShrinker
Yeah, in the book. but this is on screen, and i assume only the latest movie? Since last time it was a TV series.
yourClEvERUsername34
Yeah, he was around from before native Americans were in America (if I remember correctly that's when he first crashed on earth) and killed
IamNotYourDad
It was actually before all human beings. But you are right!
TheonewhoQuacks
he landed during the time of the dinosaurs, but didnt become active until the native Americans settled there
yourClEvERUsername34
From that point till he was killed by the kids
SatinSpoon
There is even evidence in other books to presume he still lives tbh
TyberosTheRedWake
PENNYWISE LIVES! Was sprayed onto a statue in Insomnia, which is set in the 90s whereas the adult events of It occur in 1984-85.
TheHolyDeerGod
Yup and im pretty sure he would up on earth before man walked it
ReverseTrapTsukasa
And he built Dairy as his larder. The people dying when he was inactive, was still his fault because he designed the place to be evil.
CheeseyPants
Dr Freud I presume?
tjop
Wait. He crashed on earth? Is he an alien?
TheAtomicRectum
He is not demonic
iwearlittlesocks
He's alien to our dimension. He, more than likely, made it to our universe through damage done to the dark tower.
TheAtomicRectum
Yes
XenomorphZZ
Books described him as a giant spider, or at least that's the only thing the human mind can interpret his true form.
GradiustheFox
He's more like an elder god. His nemesis was a kinda dopey god of creation who "Threw up the universe". (he had a tummy ache).
tofavoritestuff
Pennywise is essentially a Lovecraftian cosmic horror, like Cthulhu and shit. That's why looking into his eyes makes you go crazy, or die
DrShrinker
The DeadLights.
DoingItWrongSince1980
Duh. It's right there in the title:
cosmicmatt
Username confirmed
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
Apparently the new IT movie will be the first of 2 films. The second will dive more deeply into the craziness of IT's origin.
WoodsenMoosen
I was under the impression that the first film will focus on The Loser Club as kids, and the second would be them as adults.
XenomorphZZ
Probably both.