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This is ‘The Midnight Planetarium’ by Luxury watch maker Van Cleef & Arpels.
A that has t compacted the vastness of outer space on wrist.
Each planet has a corresponding stone that represents it. Aventurine, serpentine, chloromelanite, turquoise, red jasper, blue agate, and sugilte all revolve around the watch, masquerading as planets and stars.
Earth and Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn all move according to its orbit.
For Saturn, it will take 29 years to make a complete revolution of the dial, Jupiter will take 12 years, Mars 687 days, Earth 365 days, Venus 224 days, and Mercury 88 days. J
Ziablo
Pink gold?
chrisis
That's a terrible font for a watch that costs $200k.
TotemPoleOfVisualNoise
Hey what's the time? "oh, about jupiter past mars"
mynameistimmy
I want an app on my phone that does this for free
Flapjackal
Username extremely relevant.
huntrramo
I would love this. If only the ads for this on Answers.com stop popping up????
rayanalmeida
Trimmed hair!
grandtari
I have one that aesthetically is nearly the exact same as this and it cost me $14 how has no one found them yet
ArchQuantum
With that kind of money you could pay the estimated price Elon musk set for a one way trip to colonise Mars
Tron220
Did the hand model trim the body hair on his arm-wrist-hand ?
The72ndRaven
Gotta wonder. It's kind of weird looking, unnatural... Yick.
JamesAwkboner
If I had money to burn
bronusswagner
If you can afford this, you don't really need to know what time it is anyway.
KentuckyFriedChildren
"Is it time to roll around on my pile of money? Yes, yes it is."
dragonstalker21
They forgot some planets
AnalTelescope
That's Dumbledore's watch
duckduckgooseduck
I thought the same!
Dohpaz
I mean, you are right, but that username is fantastic
Iaimtomisbehave
"In Philadelphia it's worth fifty bucks."
01000110011101010110001101101011
Awesome! Im gonna dig 240,000 dollars out of my couch cushion!
therearenotenoughusernames
I asked my husband, he said I'm not aloud to buy the watch :(
Dirtykson
What are you gonna do with the extra 35000?
ThePsichotic
$205,000 and it cant tell time :P
GoogleAutocorrect
I'd buy this if I was like 14. And also a billionaire. Basically if I was Richie Rich
TalksAboutCats
Soo I really want this watch: anyone need a sugar baby? :')
TickleMeFlymo
Is it Universe Man's watch?
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee
I approve of this.
TheMightyMoto
That must be a bitch to set correctly.
KentuckyFriedChildren
"Shit, got Saturns orbit set wrong... remind me to check it in 29 years honey."
Bystandr
This thing will last the 29 years it takes Saturn to go around once?
KillTimeAndLife
http://www.vancleefarpels.com/us/en/collections/watches/poetic-complication/vcaro4j000-midnight-planetarium-watch.html $205,000
PsycothicLlama
Holy shit!
JimmyShinkicker
I need some idea of where I can not buy this
Bortus
"Do you have the time?" "No, sorry" "You're wearing a watch?"
Slipnish
Me too bro. Me too.
notapreppie
http://nerdist.com/wear-the-entire-solar-system-on-your-wrist-for-just-245000/
LurkerOfDarkness
Even if I was a billionaire I'd never spend that much on a watch. I'm just too cheap to throw away money like that.
HarbingerOfThis
What's the limit of watch (or equivalent) cost for you today? Multiply that by ten thousand or whatever. Money is relative.
LurkerOfDarkness
It's not that I don't want to pay good money for nice piece, but no watch is worth that to me.
ItsCaptainJackSparrow
"for only $250,000!"
therearenotenoughusernames
What a steal!
waddjasay
this is remarkable looking where can I get one and how do I read it, and upvote for ya
akidnick
Wow that's awesome, I want one! It can't be too expen.... $205000
CarrowM
I wonder how much extra they would charge to add Pluto and the other exo-planets into the watch
MelodiousDissonance
And I would break it...
polkadotnurse
tlm26071
This says 245000 http://nerdist.com/wear-the-entire-solar-system-on-your-wrist-for-just-245000/
Bystandr
40K added on by 3rd party seller.
Martellus
Christ, you can buy a house with that money. Guess at least you have a solar system on your wrist eh?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Priorities.
therealgiraffe
I could get, like, a master's degree in watchmaking and make my own for that much money.
slaphappysloth
At what point did someone say, you know, 200,000 isnt enough. Tack on an extra 5,000.
HesusChristos
Obviously it totally took 200,000 to make and 5k is profit. Oh wait.
ArthurPhillipDent
Postage man. Postage
whatdoblindpeopleseewhentheydie
If you're willing to put down 200000 dollars for a watch, what's another 5 grand? It's like McDonalds raising the price of a big Mac by a ni
IngrahamLincoln
Ne inch nails
Blesbok
gger
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
This ain't 4chan mate
whatdoblindpeopleseewhentheydie
Wow....
UseARandomName
By a knight who say ni?
CarrowM
I wonder how much extra they would charge to add Pluto and the other exo-planets into the watch
Bystandr
You mean how much would it take to add the dwarf planets? Maybe ceres, vesta , and pluto? Also, 'exo' denotes planets OUTSIDE our system.
CarrowM
I thought exo was the ones that weren't considered planets but were still in our system, so yeah that's what I meant
Bystandr
I think its a totally cool idea. Not that Id pay 200K for it , but yeah lol..
Luxyrion
I think you mean "dwarf planets"
SpongebobReferences
1 revolution per 29 years is hard to do, man.
sheapet
Median watch maker salary is 35k. This watch takes ~2.5 years to make. 250k is an unreasonable price
kobriengw
You said median salary, not luxury watch maker. You are paying for the name as much as the product itself
weedbratton
Yeah and this work has to be in a class of it's own...I doubt any avg watch maker could do this
SpongebobReferences
It takes 2.5 years to make a watch like this?
sear3489
To make sure that Mars is on track
billiamdwyerr
"2 days off! Back to the begining..." - Luxury watch maker who instantly became suicidal.
FoxySpirit
100% handmade.
Tapetenhemd
Is there a poor people version of this?
zeemode
Someone could for sure make one for a droid smart watch
therealgiraffe
See if there's a planetarium near you! Yay, astronomy!
Lucyloves
Vavna® Top New Unisex Student Solar System Print https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018TZEM3I/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_iP9LybVT0RW9G
Mortalitor
Print lol
KentuckyFriedChildren
The pictures provided by @OP are free
TerryCrews
My favorite price.
SimpleSnail
If you have an intellaphone, look up free applications like Sky Map. There are lots of cool ones. Happy stargazing!
BukkakeRider3000
Yes. It's called night. Go out and look up.
OnsonSweemy
Look up!
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I used to have a digital watch as a kid which showed planet's positions and upcoming events like eclipses. I lost it while swimming :(
polkadotnurse
DeliciousMeatCurtains
There's probably a watch app with something like this
TheAfricanDoggo
Yes for 14 dollars on etzy
zytrcs
no Pluto, im unhappy...
upvotehypnotoad
Uranus is in your pants
moseywosey
Pluto not a planet because of the plutonians mining all the plutonium from the core, shrinking it. Wubba lubba dub dub.
SpongebobReferences
Jerry would like to provide alternative facts
moseywosey
best part is when they work out to dmx and beat the devils ass
Thanksforallofthememeries
Pluto is there, just use whatever method you use to find your own penis! J/K, we're best friends
finnthepokeman
Viva la Pluto