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After One Day At Gym
Jul 14, 2017 8:28 AM
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HoracioHfu
donde estan las chicas????
NotYourGranny
CreepyPhlox
https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-13-2015/3seyo6.gif
betoharres
for some reason I thought it was on top of some building and about to jump to prove his masculinity.
Thisisnighthawkcalling
Looks like a Gundam gone wrong.
greedymaggotz
Beautiful Serama
Lesurous
A chicken-walker mech.
bromwichj
What the fuck
LaxDetail
Chicken legs here thinks he's tough
alisongrace5656
It gives me the creeps for some reason...
pizzarollsandoreos
Clearly it wasn't leg day.
ImOldGregMotherLicker
never is, never will be
SensualDonut
Just look at them chicken legs. shame...
TheBestThingOnCHIVEwheneverIFeelLikeIt
I say, i say, i say, listen here boy!
anachrofishstix
DjBEEFY
*posts "progress" pics*
PUNISHER88
Bra you wanna go, I'll claw ya eyes out...backaaa...Roster most deff.
lightbuster
that cock has muscles
AllHailtheBruceBaby
I
OfficialJoeBiden
Why isn't it wearing any pants??
classifiedairspace
Cock of the walk.
MezzedUp
Look at that cocky bastard... I just wanna
and see what he does.
ITalkAboutGoats
Probably nothing. Seramas are bred to be cocky, but friendly. They're house pets.
MakingCouchMuffins
You have a problem bruh?
BurgerAndCries
Bruh-CAW
kermot
I'm the cock ofthe walk, baby
yoginioftruth
He skipped leg day
kashmiir711
Those are Serama show chickens! Or show cock...if you will.
Predator007
Looks like someone forgot leg day
Nightshiftnursezombie
Nice cock
CaptainPlanetKicksAss
Thanks!
Showmethefacts
TheBestThingOnCHIVEwheneverIFeelLikeIt
I say, listen here boy!
MezzedUp
pmg0
The best
Rawjay
wtf? someone explain
ITalkAboutGoats
Seramas. They're bred like this, but few are as extreme as this. You're looking at a very expensive bird here.
Rawjay
so they just walk like that all the time? lol that cant be healthy for the chicken?
ITalkAboutGoats
Well, it's a chicken. We breed them so big they die from broken legs. So yeah. Most of these, barring predation, live 10+ years.
MAGMADIV3R
You can tell by the way I walk, I'm a woman's man. No time to talk...
samsy19
No time to Bwuak
FlyingButtPliers
We always said "You can the by the way I walk I'm a woman's man, but then I talk..."
TheChronicClam
Missed out on a real opportunity to say. No time to BAGAWK
where2bee2
Yes
MAGMADIV3R
Where once I felt pride, I now feel shame....
thisp0st
This needs more appreciation
BrownSauce
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born
sbugg
It's all right, it's okay, you may look the other way
scoutiemcwhiskerson78
We can try to understand, the New York Times effect on a man.
politcallyintrovertedpsychopath
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
AcidicVanLividLove
Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking you're stayin alive, stayin alive
downvoted4noaparentreason
Ah ah ah ah stain' alive, stain' alive.
PalulukanMakto
Who's gonna tell that the animal is suffering from some life-threatening disease?
chillFlamingo
This animal is suffering by something called life. It is terminal and will end in death, no cure available.
LoveBigD
PETA will
DoctorWhoFarted
Being rescued by PETA is a life-threatening disease
BeeStingsAndHoney
Is it Crossfit?
swatz
deliciousness?
SmokieMcBongwater
I'm just waiting on the "p...put your d¡ck in it" comment
pretzelnugget
What happened to your i in dick?
dark12
Dick poked it out
Gazwal
The animal is suffering from some life-threatening disease.
AnonymousCaptain
TheCrustyMustard
Can confirm, I once took my cat to the vet.
ITalkAboutGoats
It's a serama. Most aren't this extreme of a body position, but this is what they breed for. A bird like this probably isn't fertile, but
muchadoaboutmuffin
Thank you for teaching me a thing! Is this knowledge you knew previous to this post, or do you have Google-fu stronger than mine? :)
ITalkAboutGoats
I owned them, actually, until a nasty bird bug came through and killed my stock
muchadoaboutmuffin
Ohh :( I'm so sorry, that sucks. I have RI reds for laying and pets and I cried so much when a fox got 2, I can't imagine losing more :(
ITalkAboutGoats
It was heartbreaking. I lost close to 40 birds
ITalkAboutGoats
It's worth quite a bit of money in Indonesia I believe, where they outnumber a combined cats and dogs for house pets. They're very small.
ITalkAboutGoats
They are recognized in the American poultry shows, but only in the less extreme body and in white. Which is a pity because these birds
ITalkAboutGoats
Haven't been thoroughly bred for color yet, so their offspring can be pretty much any color or pattern that is available for chickens.
ITalkAboutGoats
Genetically speaking, they're very interesting birds.
tflorio19500
Yes...I'll have the paisley one in the corner please.
Buckbeak1486
I'm legitimately curious how and why he is posing like that, but all I'm going to get from you lovely fuckers is the title's "answer".
Magpiebones
Spinal deformation, bred in on purpose because it looks "cool".
SuddenlySeymour
I just saw a tv show about these recently... there are competitions for whose bird looks best, they can sell for > US$3500 each.
imjustaramblinggamblingman
Wow. TIL I'm in the wrong business.
wiresnake
it thinks it's people
ITalkAboutGoats
Seramas are bred for size and body position. This is how this bird stands as it matures. He's on a table like that because this is how
ITalkAboutGoats
Seramas are judged. He's probably being trained for show here. With an extreme body position like that, he will do well. He's got attitude
ITalkAboutGoats
With those flaps, he's a beautiful example of what serama breeding can do. If he doesn't win champions I would be surprised. You're looking
ITalkAboutGoats
At a 200ish dollar bird right there. It's worth noting he's probably infertile. With their extreme small size and position, it's an issue
ITalkAboutGoats
But if he has sisters or brothers that aren't quite as small or extreme, they do tend to carry this degree in their genes. So you keep and