Most satisfying way to cut a chicken

Jul 15, 2024 5:33 PM

CounRoudoudou

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I lost 3 fingers watching this...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not for the chicken it isn't!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They've done this at least once or twice before...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cracking breakdown that, the speed shows how used to this they are, no messing around.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

wtf ?? why is she throwing the skin away ??

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm more impressed with how sharp that knife is!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

buy any commercial victorinox knife (if it's not a plastic handle, it's not commercial =). They're cheap and ridiculously sharp. I broke one of the boning knives. Kept it because it was still sharp as a razor.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the gallon of pink salmonella juice?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You get that from chicken that's been frozen and has been thawing out for a while. Or from shitty supermarket chicken. I rarely see it anymore as these days we buy all our meat and dairy from local farms/butchers directly. Turns out it's cheaper too, and SO much better quality.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I will never be as good at anything as this person is at butchering that bird

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, Wolverine is going to want his claw back.

2 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

Sharp.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm bleeding already.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you boil them bones for broth

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think they may have done this once or twice before the video.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Razor sharp knife and about a decade of experience right there.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is not a knife I'd use without a knife proof glove. At least not the second time, anyway.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear cut off all 12 fingers

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me at home complaining that i have to finish trimming off the fat/gristle/tendony stuff they missed with zero skill and a dull knife or the family won’t eat it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amateur cook here. That knife? Probably under $35. Cheap ergonomic injection moulded handle, very decent stainless steel blade. It is not a Japanese carbon steel handcrafted wondersword, it is a very effective tool. I have a lot of knives in my kitchen, but my daily drivers, the ones that just solve every problem I throw them at, are these guys. Three €12 chefs knives on a constant rotation beat any €150 Wusthof.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, those damascus artpieces look nice but they are just that: Art pieces. Get a decent cheap one, sharpen it and hone it regularly and it will last a lifetime. Still use the 15€ chefs knife i got 20 years ago every day.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Precisely. And that personal connection to a tool you're comfortable using, priceless.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there isno way I'dbe doing this without an ademantium chainmail glove on!

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

sharper knives are actually safer. a dull knife acts unpredictable has has more force behind it.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Best I can do is vibranium.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OSHA guidelines account for a cross between history of injury at the workstation vs. worker preference when determining if hand protection is required. So, from the bottom of my heart: skill issue

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I've watched this like 10 times in a row. It's so satisfying.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time I posted the chicken coming out of a can gif, I got a warning.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Rightly so.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"No disassemble..."

2 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 0

Thank you. That was the first thing I thought of

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

v You’re welcome, my friend!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v “Disassemble…DEAD!”

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He takes the best part of the breast off 🤦‍♂️

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The nipple?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mmmmm yes

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tenderloin. And that's why he took it off. Breast tenderloin sells at a higher premium.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not bad for their first time eh?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

And to his right is the the McNugget blender

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

~where concentrated nutrition comes out~

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never understood people who use that as anti-nuggets argument. What else you want to do, throw away and waste half of the chicken?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

if *only* that was all that went into McNuggets, I'd be okay with McNuggets. The reality is far, far worse.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I understood that reference v

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wait until he finds out how sausages are made!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never understood the problem. Ground chicken/turkey/pork/beef are used quite frequently in other cuisine.

As long as you’re throwing in decent meat and not like anuses, fingers, organs and stuff idc. Lol

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Least satisfying way to cut ribs

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy shit I remember this. Was it an MTV promo?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I can hear this gif.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It became that. Lupo the Butcher was originally a short created by the same guy that would go on to create Ed, Edd and Eddy, and he also had a run of Converse shoe ads

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yo get that tip of the wing out of the trash pile right the hell now

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

soup stock pile

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That is a sharp knife and some impressive skill to do it that smoothly/quickly

2 years ago | Likes 914 Dislikes 0

That's secretly a Hattori Hanzo knife. Thing sliced through bone and cartilage as easily as muscle.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Knife doesn't have to be that sharp as long as you know where the joints are and where to cut. It's more skill over sharp knife for sure.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would get blood everywhere.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yours or the chicken? Or perhaps an innocent bystander?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hang the carcass for a few hours so that stops happening.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It helps to intuitively know where all the joints are so you're not trying to chop through bone.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Aye. You can tell it is their second day, you only get the chainmail gloves on your first day.

2 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Yep, it is amazing how doing something hundreds of thousands of times can make you really good at it. 😯

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will the chicken be ok?

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Depends on how you view the situation. It will hopefully be an OK meal from someone's perspective. From the chicken's perspective, I don't believe it's likely that it is too happy about the current circumstances, but I can't rule out that possibility.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If its not dead already (it was in a plastic bag with no head), then no, this kills the chicken.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A great reminder that there's a good fucking reason why the role of "butcher" exists

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

no, anyone can do this.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Username will never be relevant.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing comment

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why is he taking the skin off the breast? I like it with the skin on actually…

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

Roasted chicken with garlic herb butter under (and on top of) the skin is marvelous.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I thought

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

well, if you're going to remove it (less fat,) do it AFTER cooking; the skin keeps the meat moist while cooking

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You can fry the skin separately for an INCREDIBLE snack. We literally call this "chicken snack" at home; it's crispy like potato chips but somehow also melts in your mouth. Common in Asian households. Just season and shallow fry (or even bake).

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Known as chicharrón or cracklings in my neck of the woods.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My grandma use to add bits of fried chicken skin to fried rice. It was f'ing amazing.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably don't need it for what they're using it for

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because different people have different likes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4