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Menace2Propriety
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heathenhumanist
Not the Marijuanana!
ClaudBalls
you had me at "masturbates regulary"
Idontneedrealfacts
Excuse me????? I DO NOT associate with Jews, not on any personal or hatred reasons, just not a lot of them live near me. No problem with them though.
Megamastermetamememaker
Don't they know their Jesus was a Jew ?...
proracing53
TallulahBumfluff
There was me thinking I was totally an atheist but I don't like weed and haven't had sex in *checks notes*, er let's just say "a while". I'M SCARED, PEOPLE.
CommunCreator
Well do you still masturbate regularly? You clearly worship at the alter of the internet. So we won’t excommunicate you just yet, but you really need to escalate the deviant sex.
shameofslate
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
NYC2BrklynCubz
keivonk
Why would an atheist associate with Jews? And why would that matter?
ElroydIsGone
Oh, just the ~2000 y/o antisemitism leaking through. "They killed er savjer!!!" Nothing special.
Shaodyn
Why do they always make the stuff they hate sound awesome?
plaidporcupine
Gotta say, they really got me with this one. I do a lot of that shit.
Da3n
Other than that whole worship thing, I can confirm all of these.
Cargobiker530
Checklist. I need with item #4 if anybody also has that on their list.
Menace2Propriety
Tnightwalk3r
LAMovieDesign
I’m an Atheist and the only one they have correct is that I married a Jewish woman. She’s awesome, and I love her.
OrkenMork
These atheists sound like fun!
RedTailedHawk
Sign me up.
vilecomfort
Holy crap being an Atheist sounds awesome!
dazergolf
it IS awesome =)
drunkmastered
Get to sleep in on Sundays.
OmenJones
*altar
vmos
beerkrump
I'm an atheist, and this description is pretty accurate.
bracobe
Thought I was a catholic, turns out I am atheist.
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zebraspotsarenotstripes
Did not realise that Christians were openly antisemitic.
whiterabbit1322
Which is ironic because the word of a Jewish guy is literally gospel for them.
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Attaroo
The guys that blame the Jews for killing Jesus, because the Romans really did but somehow the Romans became the head of the early Christian church? Those Christians?
ArkoneAxon
Or they just really, really hate bagels for some reason.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Not the ones I grew up with. They just saw every ethnic group as needing to be told the good news of Jebus.
Iaimtomisbehave
therealbardman
Yes, I want that world.
pickledpunk021
I guess they not be lovin’ thy neighbor?
slack3rdav3
depends on whether he considers his hand a neighbor.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
that was some junk the unpopular jesus said. these folk follow the new jesus who said "judge they neighbor according to rules you do not follow." he's pretty damn popular these days
magicrhombus
PhloydPhan
This is ridiculous. I can barely type in HTML, let alone alter the internet....
BeaverOnFire
adiving
What are you talking about. You altered the internet right there! That post was NOT there before you made it.
candar
You're doing it right now
Stanistani
No, you could do something like: document.querySelectorAll('.Upvote').forEach((b)=>{if(b.getAttribute('action_target') == '{"aid": 49528370, "type": "answer"}'){b.click()} -- of course I left out a bit...
khora
the rest of the owl
Stanistani
Don't want to get banned. Or worse, hired.
khora
I don't think they do either.
therealbardman
But do you masturbate regularly?
BeaverOnFire
Not exactly...
paynoattentiontousernames
Naturally
porcubot
Naturally?
paynoattentiontousernames
Nature ally
porcubot
So I pick up the ball and throw it to Naturally
deaddogsmuggler
As an atheist, i just dropped my sandwich and accidentally kicked it while trying to pick it up...I think they'll be ok.
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
I'd like to hear more about these deviant sexual proclivities...
onecowboytoo
Just look up filthy amateur on xvideos
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
do you have a fursuit handy?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Yeah. Where are they taking place? Is it invite-only? Do I have to fill out an application or something?
CatchySensibleName
Hrafna55
Right? Feel like I am missing out here.
Iamatinylittlebanana
Just the usual sick things, you know, hand holding, kisses on the mouth and sleeping in the same bed
VaultGirl69
I unknowingly went to a religiously funded clinic in college for a checkup. Add "Getting preached at while a doctor's hand is in me" to the list of bullshit I've put up with in Oklahoma. She also mentioned something about my "cavalier" lifestyle and waiting until marriage. I was sick at the time and said, "You have all the time in the world, but I might not". Room got quiet except the nurses snickering at this awful doctor.
OliverKlozoff1269
Slide into my dm ;)
tzahtman
magicrhombus
PostalHeathen
Define "deviant".
rubypilgrim
Someone who's not a pedophile?
daychilde
: vaguely points at self:
v01dstar
Something that deviates from the mean by more than one standard deviation.
Jace99
Anything but missionary and the woman can’t enjoy it.
Menace2Propriety
99% of Imgur members
megagreg
Seeing so many kinks openly embraced is one of the things I love about imgur.
NaughtButOne
Perhaps it would be better if we... Showed you.
Astramancer
When people start going off on "deviants" I like to point out that catholic priests are all sexual deviants. After all, they're not supposed to have sex and like 99% of the adult population has sex at some point. That makes them extreme sexual deviants. (and that's not even counting the ones that diddle kids)
BurnieCinders
I think they mean poor people who don't pay their taxes. Rich people not paying taxes is smart.
ButtplugHandGrenade
Anything that is outside of norms established in the middle east 2,000 plus years ago.
HuruinaInu
Anything outside of 'their' norms, you mean
TheRealDale
That means you can stone your wife to death if she dishonors you, but you better not get caught wearing two different kinds of fabric at the same time.
Munchman347
Rep-Con christofascists, 'Well, obviously, anything you do with those nasty, uncooperative females. That's why we prefer pre-pubescent boys and girls! Controlling them like sex slaves is so good for your shriveled little ego'... /s?
Mou5e
Do you like anything other than missionary with the lights off solely for procreation?
Djones06236
Anal is definitely deviant to them. I bet they'd lose their shit with anything BDSM.
DrNick
anything pertaining to the butts hole is not Christian.
RanOutofWit
I mean, according to some religious folks, doing in the butt isn't even "sex" at all, but rather is a kind of loophole. A poophole, if you will.
leechdemon
Allegedly.