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Apr 3, 2018 6:42 PM
PunnyPunenstein
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MindOfMobius
if that's ACL i was in that crowd.
SometimesISayDumbShit
He’s probably higher than a kite as well
anchoviesgotoheaven
I hear he met the Armadillo at HEB
SteppingInsideOutOfMyself
Alright alright alright
Ddocdarcy
Do you want leprosy? Because thats how you get leprosy.
mumumumumysharona
NKSedya
Where the fuck is his hat, gun and a propane canister? Laaaaaane
OrangeLeft
I'm so Texan, my chest hairs are bluebonnets.
MasterRichardRahl
My blood is just shiner
thinmint
Good luck with the leprosy!
probshouldntsayitbut
When I learned this armadillos became far more scary.
thebob72
I cannot imagine how much weed was smoke at this event
Jacob12jr
This is photoshopped. That Willie Nelson is obviously Fake
lochnessm0nster
thats texan but has your uncles cow ever escaped during easter
Poopaloupe
fuckin' show-off...
BlastFingerton
I was at that show.
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BlastFingerton
I did. Willie doesn't really sing anymore. He kinda speaks half the lyrics. But like McConaughey said, the man is a legend.
WorshipTheSun
Nice
Kanyes
*at ACL
UnderDownUnder
Wow
ZorroMcChuckNorris
He’s such a Texan that he’s a Skins fan. #HTTR
ZorroMcChuckNorris
Facts. https://www.washington.cbslocal.com/2016/12/16/grilled-food-led-matthew-mcconaughey-to-love-redskins/
ZorroMcChuckNorris
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2016/12/16/grilled-food-led-matthew-mcconaughey-to-love-redskins/
wholm
If he was so Texan then he should know not to touch an armadillo.
Rystefn
Meh. We used to catch the things. Never got leprosy from it. Turns out the threat is wildly exaggerated.
wholm
True
wholm
True
Macaroni4286
I was there that day
LegendOfQuailMan
The United States of Texas and its 49 Bitches
ProbablyDrunkAgain
The Republic of Texas, son. You must have failed Texas History in 7th grade
Frogthebountyhunter
That's not what Texas said when they surrendered to the federal government
SomeCrazyNerd
Nuclear option deployed here.
williamross7
Torchy's Tacos are too small for too much money.
MuddyMax
I remember when they were bigger. They cut the portion size without saying anything or lowering the prices
mwiili
Try 3 parrots. Much larger and about the best fast food tacos I’ve had!
mrpumbaa
yomancs
Also he's probably drinking his brothers whiskey wild turkey while smoking a joint saying Alright alright
assbad
Man, I'm so Texan I can smell the difference between hill country, Cowboy style, EastTex, and south.
Hercules99
Which is he?
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
https://imgur.com/EL2s7gr
Sqwuid
Is it the chili powder
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
I'm so Texan, I worry about how my grass is doing while I'm at work
Reignkinge
Everyone can smell the difference in the SETX air.
TXjlp86
2nd that! Don't forget the plains on the caprock
Imsickofdisshit
What about us up in North Texas :(
MisterTrashPanda
We have been infiltrated by the Californians
Imsickofdisshit
That’s the damned truth
TheHiGuy
It’s so true they all smell different!
ApplesdaKitty
Which ones are the steers?
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
I can already feel the humidity.
FFFS
I'm so Texan that one time I ate at a Texas roadhouse and drank a Shiner Bock while watching the Texans vs Cowboys game.
BecauseImboredThatsWhy
Go Cowboys!
Omega443
In boots?
thedarkcanuck
An all Texas Superbowl.... his will be done...
SlopSumChum
Alright alright alright
EddardStawk
fuck the cowboys.
DJThuglifeSupreme
ROADHOUSE
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
I'm so Texan I can drive for 23 hours and not leave dallas
Urmomsdirtyfriend
Funniest thing i heard all day +1
breakin247365
Yeah, and you need to drive far from Dallas if you want to see any good scenery
overratedscientist
Fuck me, cow boy
Jethrie
Fuck: Me, Cow, Boy.
Ltrain5
Steers and Queers
TavisMcNamara
Into minotaurs, huh?
DisUsernameAmsDildos
Fuck Texas Roadhouse
Paramedia
Fuck you!
jarrettbrown
It's a damn shame... Texas Roadhouse is far from Texas as you can get.
Ltrain5
As far as chains go, it’s pretty good I think.
Vaeevictiss
Amazing how much shit you can have at the single greatest dining establishment ever created.
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
Yo i just did everything except the game 30 minutes ago. But I'm a proud Michigander
dabada
Fuck the cowboys
analogclouds
Fuck the cowboys
Singularity838
TheScandinavianFlick
frostman233
Texans don't eat at Texas Roadhouse :)
jsktrogdor
I would imagine Texans consider Texas Roadhouse bullshit and that to get "real bbq" you need to go somewhere like Franklin or Micklethwait.
Meeces
Considering that Texas Roadhouse was created in Indiana, yea I'll go ahead and say it's shit. source: I'm Texan. You forgot La Barbecue!
Ltrain5
Have you seen people from Texas, single handedly bringing up America’s obesity rate.
jsktrogdor
Single-handedly? As they say in The South: Thank god for Mississippi.
BigTex1
I was coming back from Virginia a few years ago and stopped at a Texas Road House. It was March 2nd and they didn’t know the significance.
jsktrogdor
To be fair, that'd be like expecting Outback Steakhouse waiters to great you "G'day, ya cunt."
BigTex1
I would be fine with that, I like authentic cultural experiences.
Weston99
From houston, I ate at texas roadhouse once. Worst chicken fried steak ive ever had. I was sad.
jsktrogdor
How exactly does one fuck up a chicken fried steak??? It's a *fried steak*....
Weston99
It was mostly gristle, and it was also not battered right.
PubeFace
Texas Roadhouse started in Indiana. They are frauds
Counterfit
Just like most of the national pizza chains started in the mid-west. They don't know good pizza
FFFS
and the salsa I just ate is made in NEW YORK CITY!
PubeFace
Get a rope
UnknownVD
Texas Roadhouse doesn’t pretend to be a BBQ restaurant, they pretend to be a good steakhouse.
jsktrogdor
Well that's confusing. "Welcome to Kentucky Distillers." - "You guys sell Bourbon?" - "No, we make vodka."
Counterfit
Tito's vodka constantly tricks me into thinking they make tequila
UnknownVD
I see your point, though roadhouses aren’t typically bbq places. They’re usually more like a pub with ~karate-kicking bouncers.
BigTex1
A polar bear fell on me!
BigTex1
Also, Cooper’s BBQ or Inman’s Kitchen in Llano.
Soundgear
I prefer Kenneth Laird's. My Dad traded an old hat for 2 brisket dinners back in the 90s.
BigTex1
I thought lairds closed down a few years ago.
Soundgear
Nope, still going. I think he is still closed Mon & Tues, though.
insegrevious
Good ole Coopers. Always take people there when they visit.
BigTex1
You from llano?
insegrevious
Fort Worth
steveofthejungle
Except for the first Texas roadhouse opened in Indiana lol
Shanearl
Doesn't that make more sense though? Woulda figured a roadhouse was for when you're... you know... on the road? (away from home/outta state)
SirSage
Boys, The Fuckcow
futonlord
An eerily accurate description of the end of my last relationship
Graylinfaux
You fucking puffter, I'm so texan I drink saint arnolds and eat whataburger while watching an astro's game. You're a disgrace.
HCKSTexas
You’re not a true Texan because you didn’t capitalize the name of my state.
JubeiSama
I'm a Redskins fan, I also don't care for the cowgirls but please, can we keep this going
SomeFuckinDingus
I’ll fuck a cowboy
Sporkee
I'm a cowboy. Inbox me.
Logan9Fingers
I'll fuck a cow, boy.
SomeCrazyNerd
Don't.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I'm a cow, inbox me.
icantpulloveranyfarther
I'm a box, cow me.
mrweekend
In Ohio
OlderWiser
He was a fan of Armadillos long before he was paid to pose with them.
OSUSuperman
I came back to upvote you
RantMannequin
StepRightUp
You want leprosy? This is how you get leprosy.
KevinBhall
can you...um explain real simple like for my friend here please?
OlderWiser
He does a Lincoln commercial where he say that about Lincolns.
KevinBhall
Thank you! I'm from trinidad so we didnt get that here!
ImTheProfessor
He was in a car commercial were in he claimed to be a fan of the car before he was paid to be in the commercial
KevinBhall
Thank you! I'm from trinidad so we didnt get that here!
scooterneverhurtnobody
And then he got leprosy
dixie18402
The end.
JonRichardsonsDustMop
Eh, it's treatable now.
redstarling117
Was my first thought
Greatwood
Nah cause he has an immune system that isn't suppressed by the monarchy
godofpencilshavings
Is that true? That because of inbreeding they became sustainable to suppressed Immune system’s
AdorableTinyKitties
Wait.. armadillos carry leprosy?! But.. they are so cute..
FuckingGood
They can, carry. Is not as if they all have it!
Flyndaran
Most cases of humans with leprosy in the modern U.S. contracted it via armadillos.
Stebbenwolf
Leprosy that’s it. I was trying to remember what disease they carried. Thanks.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
You were thinking syphilis and wondering why people kept fucking armadillos, admit it!
Stebbenwolf
My brother’s friend in high school had psoriasis. But he got it confused with syphilis and kept telling people “yeah Tom has syphilis”
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Thank you for making me laugh like a little girl.
AheagoAmigo
It's only the 9 banded dillo that carries it. And even still it's not a "bam you lost a limb" you got time to get checked out for it
FoxySpirit
Looks pretty 9 banded to me.
wholesomefavorites
Something something 9 banded dildo
FuckingGood
It's only the 9 banded that CAN carry! People think they all have it!
MediaMuerte
Most people are naturally immune to leprosy. It's why it was never an epidemic
Zella111
And it's treatable now too.