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My husband is obsessed with Imgur and he deployed tonight. I promised him I would post this pic and make him imgur famous while he was gone probably not going to happen but hey why not ????????????
raidenx18
she's totally going to stay faithful i promise
youhaveforgotten
Cute couple
TacticalOtter
Stay safe. All the best, UK Veteran.
NicoleGanong
onlythedankest
Wow imgur really has gone down hill if karmagrabbing posts like these reach the front page
DomZombie
Eww...gay!
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Point whoring with seamen
SilverKrev
Hooya navy
PleaseMindTheGap
What husband? We just see you kissing the air
SomeLikeItCold
I see a floating head.
zerovectra
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
dwightisfav
Really annoyed me too. Why so many questionmarks?!
YetAnotherQualityPostFromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
Now post another when he comes back so we know you're not whoring around
UncomfortableTruths
Hey @OP, godspeed to your boo.
VulcanSpy
My wife wears those same Navy digies she goes on deployment in May
SFCrawNik
Damn, people still getting deployed? I remember when this war first started in like 7th grade.
SMurphey
Stepdad just got deployed to Germany, he's sightseeing castles and having the time of his life!
Californiadreamer10
You're in 8th grade now?
shootsewvintage
Navy does shit all the time, there is always more than one mission going on.
smittywjmj
Not every deployment is a combat deployment. Plus NATO usually has a half-dozen things going on at any given time.
DADIG
You are all special. LOOK there's your special bus. Put your helmets on and RUN!
Gabeisonfire
Don't you mess around with Jody
gerkerson
Look at her with Seamen all over her lips..... I'll see myself out.
FirstUsername
Send liquor hidden in listerine bottles
Appleswithpeanutbutter
I saw a chief get busted and go on restriction in Kuwait for that
FirstUsername
Damn. Yeah you run a risk. I was just dumb enough to try it. Worked out for the best for me but yeah be cautious for sure
Appleswithpeanutbutter
Well I can't chastise too much. I drank robotussin a couple of times to get a high out there. It worked. Glad I'm fine now. Carrots.
saxonabeach
Didn't know this was Facebook lol
fayetelerror
My husband isn't deployed yet (but he's gone on an underway for a while) and this just hit me straight in the gut. Love to you guys.
MinusTheFleas
submariner life. Missing mine too. Navy Ladies uniting over imgur feel free to inbox me anytime. I don't know anyone who has a man deployed.
Jawsmine
Me too. Future husband will be gone 9 months the week after our wedding. This immediately got me to tears
silverblaze92
Sitting here waiting to go to my ship single style. wish I had someone to miss me once I'm gone Then again, guilt free port visit fucking.
LordDevn
We'll miss ya
Sublime1981
Sometimes I really wish I became a squid instead of joining the Army. I mean, all we got is the tremendous amount of strip clubs that 1/?
Sublime1981
seem to sprout up around bases. At Ft. Knox there were like 10 strip clubs all called the "Thoroughbred".
Pandaphant
I'm sure you'll get many facebook likes, go try posting it there instead
SlightlyNormal
I fucking hate low effort shit like this. "Hurr durr imma just upload a pic, pls upvote", while in fact you're doing jackshit. Piss off.
Migreene
I mean, this guy is putting his life on the line for his country, so maybe it would be nice to see himself on the front page.
IamNotInfected
How many people in the world do things like this on a daily basis ? Hundreds of thousands? Let's upvote them all. Imgur is meant for it.
RHRBNSON
That jodie wasn't coming over...
CrunchWrapFrappuccinoo
Fucking jodie.....
DeadOP
Calm down Navy
GTimgur
Jonesin for that shore leave.
lucaxm
SouthDakotaHairdo
Jody
TJ3027
Not cool
thegreatkumquatmassacre
shakiestelevators
Leipz1ger
pointynipples
frustwrited
Nice
filmusic42
Best damn response to this post. Best comment of the day. Good day to you sir or madam.
carnivalcocker
RayLiottaLaughsAtIdiots
thebesteverdeathmetalbandoutofDenton
2 dix
ElSuperBeasto66
Username has yet to checkout
UncleMoustache
RayLiottaLaughsAtIdiots
Sorry for making you wait. That was very rude of me.
ElSuperBeasto66
Username checks out
Paramike
sammbalam
Is she on a green screen?
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Get that chick off your shoulder
Elroydb
So what if she wants to show off her huge cock?
CosmicMetal
Before or after this post?
Scuby10
Seeing the way he's kissing her, after.
TheRicM
During
IceAndMoreIce
AllBoobsAreGreat
Bonerbanger
Isn't that kid dead?
UncomfortableTruths
d4nkm3m3r
Yes
wetfart92
Neenjaha
Yes
MrGreenieBeanie
Green Vertical Point!
damyen
Literally fucking gold thank you
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DeZilla
whiskers4sab
This is why I love Imgur
ezzmann
Dahahahaha!
HanYOLOHNIC
KeeleonOhms
I think OP is a woman...
randyMagnum357
How about friends with you? My name is Jody.
micsha
Shut up, randy!
Megarith
Fuck you, Jody.
RulerOfFreeWorld
Don't worry, I got the joke, Randy
entercleverusernamehereplease
I got the reference (13 year veteran).
Dshadow01
"Don't worry your girlfriends will be just how you left them when you get back home. Freshly fucked" - my drill
Sublime1981
I remember before I shipped to basic for the Army, we were told to get rid of our girlfriends/boyfriends and 100% do not get married. 1/?
Nononir
The drill instructors on Parris Island loved to tease us about Jody, we thought it was funny til one of us got a Dear John letter, fun times
Sublime1981
Yeah a dude I bunked with was from Guam (his dad was in the navy). He got one.
Sublime1981
My gf asked if we could "take a break" when I was at basic and AIT. Like I would be drowning in pussy or something. No...it was all 2/?
Sublime1981
dudes all the time. I saw the writing on the wall and broke up with her. She was gonna "take a break" whether I agreed or not.
Sublime1981
I mean at least she was up front about her desires and didnt just do the shit behind my back.
Perfzilla
Ewww Cooties
degenerator
Small kiss like that actually vaccinates against battlefield cooties.
justanordinarybystander
Gru has cooties, gru has cooties........
Iwantgreenarrows
Navy cooties. The worst kind.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
I still say this when my husband kisses me. I'm an adult.
myakachan
I do it too. So do t feel too bad.
PizzaFaceTaco
An adult with a husband?
intolerable
I thought this was two guys kissing. Disappointment is huge.
griptail
aka why trump won. im glad there was enough of you idiots saying dumb stuff like this. I thank you for no
intolerable
What.
Vesarret
https://media.giphy.com/media/jA8TT03Sj2pXO/giphy.gif
griptail
no hillary*
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
SomeCrazyNerd
Um I'm gay. So it would be more emotionally relatable and more arousing for me. So why wouldn't I?
Gradwin
theseshoessucktheseshoesrule
In the thumbnail I thought this was a dude with a man bun. I was happy they could be out in the open no more don't ask don't tell.
sundaymondayhippyday
DrFartstheTRex
I'm still not sure from the angle of the pic, but I also don't care. Love is beautiful and being apart will be hard for OP. Stay strong!
Elroydb
Yeah but... man buns?
trunotfalse
I'm glad i'm not the only one. Upvoted by accident
SkyFlyerSquaredCircle
Thats a Man and A Woman tho.
DarkAshelin
Same, was hoping for yaoi, got disappointed
MonsieurBon
Yaoi is always better
MangoProtagonist
The fujoshi are pretty lively today
MonsieurBon
I'm a guy :(
MangoProtagonist
Fudanshi?
Sokonomi
Who gives a shit if hes deployed. I went to work too this morning.
Jawsmine
How long did you stay at work today?
Sokonomi
As long as my paycheck dictates. Same as his.
IamNotInfected
People who work on boats, on oilt platforms, abroad, etc. Do we upvote them all to the frontpage just because then ?
IamNotInfected
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airforceteacher
Oh, you work 9000 miles way from your significant other under threat of death?
Sokonomi
Thats his dumbass decision, nobody made that choice for him. So why use that retarded fact as leverage. Hes not better than any of us.
Lizaderp
He does it so that you don't have to.
Sokonomi
Nobody has to, nobody asked him to. Thats the fucking point.
jusjoshing
If there weren't others willing to volunteer to do the job, who would we send then? People like you?? Hahaha no thanks
Sokonomi
Fucking nobody, let countries deal with their own affairs. Youre just mongering war in someone elses backyard. Nobody is asking you.
airforceteacher
The fact you can say that because of what he and others do belies your comment.
Sokonomi
Hes making my life HARDER, actually. Americans kicking the beehive, Europe is left with the aftermath. Armies should be for home countries.
airforceteacher
He's NAVY. Their primary job is to protect the sea lanes, which allows world commerce, which allows YOU to have a computer at all!!