SaltySpartan117
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Sep 27, 2015 2:46 PM
SaltySpartan117
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scavyx
Well the best pick up line a girl (co-worker) ever used on me was "wanna have some beers and fuck?" i was like mmmmk sure!
CrusherOfCities
A woman once asked me if I was Tylenol, because she'd like to take me twice at night and she how she felt in the morning. Felt awkward TBH.
DirtyBirdsLLC
success rate of these is about the same of sex panther cologne.
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
If a girl spoke to me like that.... i would furiously make love to her for 4 minutes Straight.
wererat2000
Yup, it's official, pickup lines sound desperate and pervy no matter which gender uses them.
Standby4exciter
I'm the wiener, you're the bun. Come on over lets have fun
BigStupidHead
#14 Sounds like she thinks she will feel better with some sort of syphilitic or herp riddled boner.
MakeOutAtReferenceGamePoint
I read the second one as 'ups' not UPS and was thinking she was saying she worked on the film Up. I mean, it would probably still work...
BuildingABetterMuffinButton
Guys usually seem intimidated by regular flirting. You would scare them right out of the bar with these.
megodk
Depending on the girl a straight up "I'm horny wanna help me take care of that?" would probably get the job done.
HowCouldYouSayThat
I'll take "Things a woman will NEVER say to me" for $800 Alex.
FernandoRumdebum
I know at least 5 women if given this info would use it. Mostly for the laughs..but still, counts
NarcissusInc