YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
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Looking at one of my chip clips, it kinda looks like Alien. So I added a few things to it.
Here is Aliens arch nemesis! The Evil Vampire Staple Remover!
The battleground is the kitchen table! And it's already full of old claw and teeth marks.
But the Staple Remover doesn't know about Aliens extra mouth!
Woah! Alien just dodged a bite from Staple Remover!
Alien is not going to let this opportunity go to waste. So he goes for the kill.
Alien then goes back in for his eye! In a leap attack!
Soon after, the Evil Vampire Staple Remover has fallen.
But after, a new Xenomorph is born from the enemy's body.
The end.
FP Edit: WOW, this is my first front page post, and i'm in high spirits. Didn't think you guys like posts where i waste my time but i guess you do.
I was just trying to take a break from chem study! Oh well and thanks.
RozzAMcGee
Now gif!
englebertfistybuns
Staple remover isn't predator without the helmet??
twsx
Now those are some really harsh nipple clamps.
MasterSavage
Finally some OC
SonnyMooresTwin
BenadrylCumberRanch
Ah so you've got finals coming up ey
ArtOzz
Normal people masturbate son, why cant you be normal?
LogicDude
This post was a rollercoaster from start to finish!
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
My bad
VoxDawg
A+ for effort.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
Alien chip clip thanks you.
desenclos
Do you need a life preserver? Because I can only assume you are drowning in pussy...
MrPornProfessional
A guy like this? He knows the drill...
PoopholeAintALoophole
Holy shit what is your job? Nightdesk at the last Blockbuster?
BroBroBruh
You should make a stop motion movie 10/10 would see
Xen300
Nemesis doesn't mean adversary. It means agent of inevitable retribution.
Biggdadyblood
This is the shit post I come here for
sanguinedahlia
Too. Much. Free. Time.
easyvote
This is good imaginative stuff!
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
It is the stapler that is the pampiervampier for making two puncture marks.
sponlapp
A glorious battle! Putting the greatest warriors to shame.
stephensgroup365
Glad u have a hobby
LisaJWho
This is exactly what I needed to see right now.
EroticZombiePants
Your chip clip is actually a hanger clip.
MissLadyPants
I feel like maybe you should be working? I love it.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
Anything to get out of chemistry study.
Dignato
I thought this was going to end with them fucking.
sheshazelnuts
Better than Battlebots!
sumoMonster
Just in.. Rotten Tomatoes 97%!! ????
Gerpderp410
Goddammit this was extra dumb +1
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
Thank you, I really try.
IamheretotellyouthatGrottoPizzaisthebestpizza
Ok.
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
I'm looking forward to the sequel!!!
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
The stapler is seems to have little staple fangs now...
buzkilljoy
I wish I had that kind of time