ChefVineyard
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5 out of 7 times, it works everytime.
Jul 23, 2016 6:27 PM
ChefVineyard
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5 out of 7 times, it works everytime.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
I had someone who would go down on me and she wouldn't even care if I didn't and she'd swallow and she's gone now. *pours more whiskey*
GeneralZain
ah yes...father daughter memories!
GentlemanBart
@LilaaK
DPHENS
ChachCabulivich
Argument and requests for sexy time ? She's using sex as a manipulation tool, run away, now. Unless your a cuckhold and its your thing.
Lemonsandwichs
Finn knows best about talking to the ladies.
xxxDeathByFartsxxx
this would work on me.
TheBrickTamland
MrsTitsMcGee
plus it tastes like bubblegum!
Tosp13
So it works every time?
RElGNMAN
NotNotDeadpool
Jokersmindpal
Say this to a random girl on the street. Then pull out a lollipop.
LieutenantGordon
Do you wanna get mace'd? Cuz that's how you get mace'd. (How do you spell mace as a verb D:)
loveasthouwilt
Only if you're willing to give it back. Nothing's more of a turn off than a guy who insists on a blow job but refuses to do cunnilingus.
shovel556
just do 69, he can't refuse...
mwahahahahahahahaha
totally agree
DVSBSTrD
Guys like that simply don't deserve oral.
wolfboyd312
You have a dirty mind
Beestonian
Life can be fine if we both 69, if we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play till we're blown away!
ChachCabulivich
My gf just likes to make me happy with no expectation of reciprocity. Hmmm "what is love, baby just blow me, cause you love me, so much"
Christx30
I'm opposite. I'll give. I could care less if I receive.
loveasthouwilt
That's a bit different. I don't mind giving to my hubs w/o reciprocation; I know he will next time. It's when guys flat refuse to lick...
loveasthouwilt
...but expect their partner to suck that are a problem.
Velexis
As a gay guy: I'm okay with that. I'll just ask my BF
loveasthouwilt
Lol I think it works for all orientations, although as a straight woman, I don't have any experience with gay or lesbian :D but I feel...
loveasthouwilt
...the point is valid. If I was a lesbian and wanted to be licked but refused to lick my partner, I'd be the asshole!
Nowuh
I've met a girl or two who expects me to go down and doesn't reciprocate in any way. I feel used, man.
loveasthouwilt
As a woman, that's just as bad. I know I like oral; he does, too. Why should I insist on being licked but refuse to suck? That's bullshit.
Nowuh
Preach, sister. Or at the very least allow some classic hide the salami.
BopbopPerono
I've heard of this both ways, what kind of monster wouldn't reciprocate, or wouldn't warn this ahead of time?
loveasthouwilt
You might be surprised. During my drinking days, I'd often find myself in a hotel room, already naked and ready, and he'd say, "Suck my...
loveasthouwilt
...dick", I'd respond by asking if he'd lick me first. 7/10, he'd refuse, saying something like, "Pussy's wet and gross; my dick is dry."
BopbopPerono
Wow. I'm purty gay but that dood's a faggo.
AwesomeName
Same goes for anal.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
*waits for @ipegonthefirstdate patiently*
MrsTitsMcGee
you must have an interesting sex life haha
LieutenantGordon
Whatever floats their boat. Besides, dudes that say 'anal doesn't hurt' but have never been on the receiving end are annoying as fuck.
ThirstyBeaver
I don't mind giving without getting any in return. Sometimes I'm busy.
loveasthouwilt
That's a bit different.
ThirstyBeaver
I enjoy the act and the aftermath. It's like taking a shot of vodka after a hard day. Except it doesn't burn when I swallow.
loveasthouwilt
I agree :) I love looking up and seeing my hubs watching me. Such a turn on!
Greymalum
I don't know who would do that but they are not a good person.
loveasthouwilt
In my experience, a lot of guys. But to be fair, I was pretty much a drunken whore, until I met the amazing man who agreed to marry me :D
Greymalum
I am a whore now and have been for years at 37 recently. I always go down unless there is goood reason not to like red wings.
loveasthouwilt
Hubs does even with the red wings lol I've found that the clit stimulation via tongue helps ease the cramps. He always gets a blow job, too
Greymalum
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww, no thank you. Well good for you..
iamtheloraxandistealthememes
Or 69, both at once!
iamlikelytoforgetthis
69, aka the meal deal
Andreanne
If you're doing your job well enough I shouldn't be able to do mine. So yeah, 69 are overrated.
Boopbeepbeep
Not if you've ever actually tried it.
iamlikelytoforgetthis
69, aka the meal deal
MrsTitsMcGee
thats never like "oh fuck yah this is amazing!!!" though
EnigmaticOrb
You're doing it wrong.
ZalaCh
Idk, I like playing who goes first game with that.
loveasthouwilt
Yup. I can't focus on the dick if I'm being licked.
dicklashanks
I feel like this should be a t shirt now
ChefVineyard
You gotta get yours before I gotta get mine - Snoop Dogg
PartyKalle
U gotta lick if u want suck
Czyril
Unless she's 8 months pregnant and gives you the go that you don't need to go near the mystery goo flowing out to get her to suck your dick!
loveasthouwilt
It's happened occasionally where my hubs has gotten off before me. He never leaves me hanging, though. He always finishes me :)
Thaliel
I'm required to get off before the wife, she gets too sensitive after and I can't go anywhere near her undercarriage.
NeroHeiAngelo
Always make sure to do this with my wife since happy wife = happy life
loveasthouwilt
Yup :) It's also the great thing about being a sub married to a dom. Everybody's happy in the end :D
NZSheeps
Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry.