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Jan 31, 2016 2:57 AM
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REALLYREALLYRIDICULOUSLYGOODLOOKINGMALEMODEL
True story, this is how i got my girlfriend.
RogerSmithsAlterEgoNumber30238
Yes, you did a good job cleaning my house while I watched football.
rabidporcupines
One time I had a dream of me watching porn on my laptop. I believe it was gods way of saying forever alone.
southernpanic
you made an excellent sandwich
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
you were pretty good, but after 6 hours, you said you needed a break
candidoxbandido
I should have taken the blue pill :X
Dom4Rent
Well @OP don't keep us in suspense. Were you any good?
candidoxbandido
If this is any indication....
FXBOY4EVA
you're assuming it was anything even remotely sexual
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FXBOY4EVA
Well you'd be completely wrong, I was dreaming about millinery.
candidoxbandido
Watch it mister! (Harhar)