freechatwithpsychic
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How about yours?
Jun 7, 2017 8:49 AM
freechatwithpsychic
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217
How about yours?
LampshadeShoe
The girl's stir-fry has quite a bit of fungus..
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Sausage fest and a Clam bake
ItzDatSilver
Ive seen this before
SCP1504
Phoenix is a country? Since when!?
GeneTheAwkward
This is why I don't understand why black leather interiors are a "luxury." Freezing in the winter and burn exposed skin in the summer.
Zombraina
Because it's pretty to look at and it's expensive!
pareidoliaperson
"Lol that sausage looks like a di...oh I get now...!"
HaniiPuppy
The weather in my country?
DrHurg
Sauce?
TheClawChoosesWhoShallGo
Florida has been pretty toasty. Though those tropical remnants in the Gulf are solving our drought problem quite nicely!
goldenmommy
Um, that sausage looks like a big..... oh wait a minute! I get it. Haha. Jam out with ya clam out!
SalvadorBro
Why does she have 4 clams? Oh is that one of them apache attack helecoptero's
kurreglyre
A towel over the seat and a bungee cord to keep it from blowing away solves this problem for both riders.
ForSomeAbstractReason
Also a spray bottle of water will do it too. It doesn't even have to be cold water to immediately cool down any surface.
Calasin
OYSTERS , CLAMS AND COCKELS!
KeaneN
That's everyday Thailand right there
Corele
Shut up ! The dry season is beginning in Congo !
MacGyverIsAnAcceptableRoleModelRight
Wet. Just wet.
poweroverwhelming87
Even the morning feels like afternoon....poached egg it is
Marstony
Mine is hot.
Wednesdude
Judging by the things I'm drawing and the fact it's raining I'm ashamed to think what I'd draw. ...
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
helmets, where? :I
pronoun
Thailand. Start pouring sweat immediately after exiting the shower.
P0kEy
Live in the rust belt where fumes and coal mines have deteriorated our atmosphere. So it hasn't hit 80 yet in June, but it did in March!
blackguard89
Fry yer sausage and yer clam weather?
tonality
Scooters and flip flops is a *really* terrible idea. I wish I could say I didn't know that from experience, but...
Carefuler
Riding in shorts as well.
ryry1237
Keep a newspaper or blanket over scooter. If they're already heated, then just ride with newspaper/blanket.
Bortus
I've only ever ridden without proper boots once. I came off at 20mph, and shredded the shit out of my new shoes. Also my foot, leg and hip.
justacap
Pix, or it didn't happen. cc: @tonality - I always like good reminders as to why PPE is a thing.
Bortus
All my scars are just weird faded patches that have no feeling.
justacap
I was hoping for blood and bone pix from back in the day. Horrific scars to impress young minds are nice too.
tonality
Yep...sounds all too familiar. My hip actually hit first, right on one of those city-titty marker bumps. Thought that bruise would never go
Biomeat
Welcome to Asia
blackmag3
But hey, you get to ride a motorcycle.
Falos
Thought it was a jet-ski. Which one would also want to ride, I guess.
blackmag3
Preferable in the heat, but not so useful for commuting.
Gayforbae
What's a couple of roasted testicles compared to that, huh?
adamantos
At least you got that going for you. Which is nice.
TheJuanAnd0nly
Gotta have that silver lining!
Germankipp
Why I carry a towel to put on my seat
Cynch
It took me a second
ObiWanShalomi
It's ok. Maybe you can donate the extra chromosome :)
mnf8880
7 seconds :(
OutbreakAnon
Same. Almost didn't get it.
GeneCode
took me 5 seconds
FrozenFoodGuy
Stared at it for a good minute before it hit me...
lightningfries
Y'all must live somewhere cold!
peketu
I find it funnier out of context.
hahamadeyoucry
MeowMachine12
It took me about 10. I'm not a smart lady
4thesakeofpsyche
i did not count. Maybe possibly 11.4 seconds.
CantRunWorthaDamnKenyan
ThereIsntAnyCheeseInMyAss
But why does she have more than one clam?
IamaWalrusInDisguise
It wasnt till I saw it for the first time drunk I got it
YodasLeftEar
she has 4 vaginas. i think. and 2 rings of red onion
Znayx
I had to read the top comment to get it. The one about the cold...
BattloidKouji
It's june and we had to turn the heat on last night. It's been raining for two weeks straight. What the hell is going on.
MixmasterX28
Where do you live?
BattloidKouji
CT. It's fairly unusual weather for June.
AngryBaboon
I live in CT too and can confirm. We've had days where it'd be 65F one day and the next 2 feet of snow.
skwint
What is going on is a conspiracy by the Chinese. They are intentionally modifying the weather to make us believe climate change is real.
LordNoodles
I think the helghast did that
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Minnesota, it's been hot. like real hot. We're supposed to be cold. I'm scared. Someone should hold me doncha know.
Magicflutefreddie
Boston area here. We should build an ark.
justacap
It was chill for a minute here, but we're with @OP. Hot as Satan's balls now.
LunarApocalypse
Pajama Sam broke the weather machines.
shitypics
Southern California here... Can confirm. It's cold
OctopusJebus
It's been hot as fuck for two weeks straight here in the netherlands, but i think we are slowly getting our regular rain back it seems
chimneyspooper
England south-east?
Nomulus
Happening in Yorkshire too. The fuck is happening?
chimneyspooper
It was too good to last. It's like "ok you had enough of the sun for next 8 years"
BattloidKouji
New England.
5amburger
Stealing all of our names and just putting New in front of them!
KPopGirlKimi
The high was 103 today in tucson arizona...
skeletormccaig
Sounds like Toronto, Canada. Where's my summer?!?
StarryNightsInCanada
Sounds like Montreal too! Was outside last night and saw my breath. Wtf??
Assfullofbread
First nice day today in weeks, can't even mow my fucking yard because of all the rain we've had
textilelover
68F here in Maryland. Going to be in the 90's by the end of the week. But there's nothing wrong with the climate!!!
lordkickass
Northeast?
Boonzo
Down in Florida too. If it rains all night again we're expecting a flood.
BattloidKouji
Yup. New england.
HowCanUsernamesBeRealIfMirrorsArentReal
Same North of the border. First sunny day in weeks today.
RandomThingiesHere
Almost 90 next week in MA!
boccs
If it's a comfort, the rain has been smacking us in the south too. NC and I have forgotten sunshine.
alwaysthebigspoonidontgiveafork
supposed to be in the 80's all next week though... classic NE.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Yeah, what the hell is happening? Super mild winter, super cool summer. Are we now the pacific northwest?
Atalung
Kansas has been all over the board, it was a warmer spring, now it's a cooler summer (it's 79 today, normally 85+)
Bryanv95
Bring some of that cold over here to southern Cali! It was 106° yesterday
insaneinthemembrane001
As the PNW has hit 80 several times already this year. Also we had snow several times this winter. It has been weird.
laurenzollames
Live in Western Washington, can come firm
laurenzollames
Confirm* GDI
MeEmBot
Yeah I feel you there. Maryland here. It's been raining for weeks. Pants and sweatshirts are needed.
ClassyDcauseIlikesitclassy
I live in MD too. At this point I dress for the inside temperature.
MeEmBot
It seems the same in and out. My work has broken A.C. and it hasn't been too big of a deal yet
PwnageHobo
Nah, bro. It was 4°C here this morning. I'm Australian, so temps under 20° are considered "fucking freezing".
ZanarkandAbes
What am I supposed to do with this information?? These aren't Freedom Units!
AniTheCrazy
I have an Australian friend, and I immediately thought of him absolutely refuting this comic if he were to see it lol
blackmag3
in Canada, we like to keep it simple: -40 is fucking freezing, +40 is fucking roasting.
Bugleisthebomb
Fellow Melbournian?
PwnageHobo
Nah, mate Souf 'Straya, specifically a Whyallian
BlncSL8
As a Canadian. Sounds like a good day to get to the beach.
kuke554
I'm in America, so temps under 20° are literally freezing
Whatyouregonnawannado
4°? Bro, that's shorts temperature here in norway.
genitalfungus
laughingnorwegians.jpg
Snotgrot
Snowy mountains here. Temps over 10 are considered "Fucking hot!". Not freezing until the puddles stay solid all day
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Where do you live?! It's fucking freezing here at 18C, everyone freezing their asses off outside.
ElbowdeepinElmo
Jeez, I get comfy below 15°. Glad I'm not in Australia.
whyiseverythingupsidedown
Aussie here. I'm comfy below 15°. Easier to put more clothes in if you're cold, you can only remove so much clothing before you get charged.
cupofwine
Canadian in Australia: I've never worn more layers than I have here in the winter. Where is the insulation?!
Kuroinoakuma
Depending on the age of the building, probably non-existent in homes older than ~40-50 years.
MOnte343
True
quicksilver1
Thank god. Fuck that hot Perthite weather.
czme
Hahahaha, that's cute
SplashesinPuddles
Same here in Florida. It's only 27C today because of the rain we've had for the past week.
RamenKitten
Anything above 18° C is too hot you dip (Portlandian here)
idontevenknowsillymonkey
My ideal temp would be 21.5°/22°. This winter has definitely been abnormally cold and the windchill is making it worse.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
It has made me realize that I really don't have enough blankets in the house.
bobbybob645
That and most of the world is in the beginning of summer
4cqker
This is entirely the truth - temps from 20 to 30 are perfect, 30 - 35 is 'a bit hot' and 35 to 40 is 'turn the fan on, probably no t-shirt'
Mickstah
Yessss!
owlest
is it dry or humind in australia?
4cqker
dry where I am, in the south - in the far north it's almost tropical.
osteopoppolulu
Pretty sure my blood would boil at 40°.. 20° = getting my tan on
AriaYuki
as a canadian, your "perfect" temps are ridiculously high, and 35+ would literally melt me alive.
ImTasmanian
4 is beach weather, and I AM an Australian
PwnageHobo
Tassie
ImTasmanian
How did you know
voxinaudita
Freedomites: 0 is freezing, 35 is a summer day, and people like to keep houses at 25 ish.
angrymanzerobar
Grew up in the Midwest. January was down in the -10° C, August was frequently up to 35°C. The temp, wasn't so bad. The humidity/wind was.
DafyddWillz
Whaaa?! As a Brit, I find <-5 to be freezing, -5~5 to be cold, 5~20 to be normal, 20~25 to be hot, >25 to be boiling and 18 to be room temp.
Flyingnun
My temp gauge as an Australian is that it isn't hot until it gets over 32. It is the over 40 days that really suck.
doomgerbil
As a Freedomite, I had to hop over to google to see that 25 is WAY too hot. My house stays 18-19 all year long, and it's fantastic. :D
svent
Yeah I think that's the actual standard.
mrread55
+1 for Freedomites
goodguyC
You guys keep your houses at 25°? That's nuts... I prefer to keep mine closer to 20° (68°).
yowelcomedumbass
35 is bagdad temps in europe
DarkCrawler901
Lol 35. Literally never probably happened in my country. 20 is bikini weather here. (Finland)
NeutralBae
Can confirm. Irish people sunburn at =|= 20c. In Australia...we simply suffer.
Armored0Titan0
That's because Australians are Irishmen that've been left out in the sun too long.
valen00
Just remember if your in Australia how hot it is has nothing to do with getting burnt, cool cloudy summer day = loads of burnt tourists
PwnageHobo
That's because clouds do a shitty job at blocking UV
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
You guys are crazy. Just moved and have had a couple of 35 days and I'm dying. I also like to keep the house at like 20
AreThoseMyPants
In Finland over 25'C in shade is officially classified as "helle", which roughly translates as "swelter".
teh0khardic
Last summer was bullshit even by our standards. 35 average, and then every couple weeks the weather would go full-on fuck you and hit 42+
alexcarrie
i'm from nz, and just moved to aus just in time for the recent summer.. fuck me dead, it was brutal
Nicodemusthefirst
Im Uncomfortable above 15 degrees
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
Me too. I'm not used to these temps in Canada
bohemiancrabcity
Easy rough conversion: double the Celsius number and add 30. I use that when overseas, and it's a good rough conversion.
DukeDarkwood
For those wanting more accuracy: C * 9 / 5 + 32 = F or (F - 32) * 5 / 9 = C
bohemiancrabcity
I normally use it for Central air settings and knowing what to wear outside. Rarely do I need it for less than freezing temps.
Choreopithecus
0's freezing, 10 is not, 20's warm, and 30's hot.
bohemiancrabcity
Never heard that, that's a good one.
yowelcomedumbass
So 10 degree celsius is 50 retard units?
AreThoseMyPants
-15'C = 5'F, 10'C = 50'F, and 35'C = 95'F
svent
That one happens to be the one value that that rule of thumb works on exactly.
bohemiancrabcity
50 degrees Fahrenheit yes.
yowelcomedumbass
... Oh.